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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-06-2009, 05:13 PM

that was probably the most informative video I've ever seen

Mr. Blonde · 10-13-2009, 11:07 AM

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-13-2009, 07:47 PM

awwww cute

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-21-2009, 12:59 AM

Dent · 10-22-2009, 04:04 PM

DJ FC · 10-22-2009, 06:01 PM

LOOK AT MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING.

Ugly Bastard · 10-22-2009, 06:44 PM

Next time it'll mean docked interweb points.

Mr. Blonde · 11-18-2009, 09:49 PM

catsforgold.com

ninjaface · 11-24-2009, 06:45 PM

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-24-2009, 06:49 PM

hehe i sure do love cats

Fruitacious B · 12-07-2009, 06:43 PM

Fruitacious B · 12-07-2009, 07:10 PM

Yes, I am clearly bored.

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my personal favorite.

ninjaface · 12-18-2009, 05:56 PM

Got a cat that's in heat?

Equipment:

* 1 cat in heat
* 1 Q-tip

Procedure:

* Grab wailing, squirming cat and place it on your lap with its hind quarters readily accessible. Chances are the cat will freely offer them, if not the first time this procedure is followed, then certainly each time afterward.
* Insert the Q-tip into the cat's vagina. It will be exposed and puffy. Do not insert the Q-tip into the other orifice. Either way the cat will begin to scream, but there is a subtle and audible difference in the scream of satisfaction and the scream of rectal pain. Experiment a little until you can distinguish the two.
* Move the Q-tip in and out of the cat's vagina slowly at first, then more rapidly. No need to be gentle, no matter what you do with the Q-tip it beats a barbed cat penis digging around in there.
* You are finished when the cat is finished. You will know when the cat is finished because it will either begin immediately to have a cat orgasm, or it will run away with the Q-tip sticking out of its ass. If this happens let it enjoy itself for a few minutes before attempting to retrieve your Q-tip.
* That is it, you are done. Enjoy the peace and quiet until the cat flares up again.

What to look for: The cat orgasm that follows this procedure is something the likes of which I have never seen elsewhere. It is a wriggling, leaping, moaning dance of ecstasy that defies any experience of pleasure my mind can even begin to grasp. If humans had orgasms with the intensity of a cat serviced in this way there would be no such thing as war, hunger, capitalism or God.

Link.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-22-2009, 09:42 PM

YouTube

ninjaface · 12-24-2009, 01:21 AM

Mr. Blonde · 12-24-2009, 02:48 AM

Thats from the intro to Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! right?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-01-2010, 04:39 AM

YouTube

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-24-2010, 02:31 AM

YouTube

vaga1220 * · 02-14-2010, 06:13 AM

YouTube

DDTempest · 02-23-2010, 08:36 PM

Did we already post this?

Mr. Blonde · 03-04-2010, 10:28 PM

YouTube - ??????????????

Mr. Blonde · 03-16-2010, 06:59 AM

http://nedroid.com/2009/05/party-cat-full-series/

Mr. Blonde · 03-24-2010, 12:35 AM

YouTube - OMG cat cannot unsee the horror

Mr. Blonde · 03-25-2010, 11:54 AM

I think I need a cat.

YouTube - Cat enjoying attention VIDEO

if you haven't seen the original...(which someone else posted before i think)

YouTube - Edward Khil - original Trolololol

DDTempest · 03-25-2010, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

I think I need a cat.

You can have mine ... whats your address I'll mail it to you.

10-06-2009, 05:13 PM	#101 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	that was probably the most informative video I've ever seen
	#YOLO

10-13-2009, 07:47 PM	#103 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	awwww cute
	#YOLO

10-21-2009, 12:59 AM	#104 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585
	#YOLO

10-22-2009, 06:01 PM	#106 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	LOOK AT MY HORSE, MY HORSE IS AMAZING.
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11-18-2009, 09:49 PM	#108 (permalink)
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11-24-2009, 06:49 PM	#110 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	hehe i sure do love cats
	#YOLO

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12-07-2009, 07:10 PM	#112 (permalink)
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12-18-2009, 05:56 PM	#113 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Got a cat that's in heat? Equipment: * 1 cat in heat * 1 Q-tip Procedure: * Grab wailing, squirming cat and place it on your lap with its hind quarters readily accessible. Chances are the cat will freely offer them, if not the first time this procedure is followed, then certainly each time afterward. * Insert the Q-tip into the cat's vagina. It will be exposed and puffy. Do not insert the Q-tip into the other orifice. Either way the cat will begin to scream, but there is a subtle and audible difference in the scream of satisfaction and the scream of rectal pain. Experiment a little until you can distinguish the two. * Move the Q-tip in and out of the cat's vagina slowly at first, then more rapidly. No need to be gentle, no matter what you do with the Q-tip it beats a barbed cat penis digging around in there. * You are finished when the cat is finished. You will know when the cat is finished because it will either begin immediately to have a cat orgasm, or it will run away with the Q-tip sticking out of its ass. If this happens let it enjoy itself for a few minutes before attempting to retrieve your Q-tip. * That is it, you are done. Enjoy the peace and quiet until the cat flares up again. What to look for: The cat orgasm that follows this procedure is something the likes of which I have never seen elsewhere. It is a wriggling, leaping, moaning dance of ecstasy that defies any experience of pleasure my mind can even begin to grasp. If humans had orgasms with the intensity of a cat serviced in this way there would be no such thing as war, hunger, capitalism or God. Link.

12-24-2009, 01:21 AM	#115 (permalink)
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12-24-2009, 02:48 AM	#116 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Thats from the intro to Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! right?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-16-2010, 06:59 AM	#122 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	http://nedroid.com/2009/05/party-cat-full-series/
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

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