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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-21-2009, 10:52 PM

this ones an easy one, and you've pry seen a variation of this problem before. first with correct answer wins internets. the answer must include a picture or diagram of the scene

A drunken fat ugly whore barfed all over the bathroom floor in a coed dorm while 3 others were in the stalls that were separated from the door. Besides the drunken whore, there is a sober Designated Driver, a gay nigger, and the sober DD's best friend Ronald. The sober DD sees an empty janitor's bucket with wheels that can hold two people and can be steered and pushed through the puke with a mop handle. The surface area of the puke is to large to simply throw or roll the bucket back in forth across the puke. If the nigger is left alone with Ronald, Ronald will be robbed and raped blind. If Ronald is left alone with the Drunken Fat chick, Ronald will have sex with an ugly bitch and pry catch the HIV, he's wasted.

With a sense of duty the DD announces he can get EVERYONE safely across the pool of puke without anyone getting boned by ferrying everyone across the pool with the janitor's bucket. How might he go about this?

Landing Strip · 01-21-2009, 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

[i]The surface area of the puke is to large to simply throw or roll the bucket back in forth across the puke.

Just to clarify,
1. the bucket cannot be pushed when empty?
2. the mop handle is used like a paddle?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-21-2009, 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Landing Strip

Just to clarify,
1. the bucket cannot be pushed when empty?
2. the mop handle is used like a paddle?

correct

Landing Strip · 01-21-2009, 11:28 PM

Gay Nigger and Drunk Whore travel across the puke.
Gay Nigger leaves Drunk Whore on the other side, and returns to the other two [assuming Gay Nigger is intelligent enough to man a mop bucket alone].
Gay Nigger and DD travel across the puke.
Gay Nigger is left behind by DD, and DD returns to his bff Ronald.
DD and bff Ronald travel across the puke.
DD and bff Ronald get out of puke bucket hand in hand.
Everyone is safe.

DDTempest · 01-21-2009, 11:30 PM

The DD is obviously just going to be a nice guy and clean it up with the mop and bucket.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-21-2009, 11:31 PM

to clarify the DD is the only one who can safely ferry, and the bucket can carry only one other person at a time besides DD

And as it states above your answer must include a picture.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-21-2009, 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DDTempest

The DD is obviously just going to be a nice guy and clean it up with the mop and bucket.

the bucket is empty, there is no water in the bucket

DDTempest · 01-21-2009, 11:41 PM

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Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

the bucket is empty, there is no water in the bucket

He will fill it up with toilet water.

Landing Strip · 01-21-2009, 11:42 PM

DD and bff Ronald travel across the puke.
bff Ronald is left behind, and exits the bathroom while DD goes back to the other two.
DD and Gay Nigger travel across the puke.
Gay nigger is left behind, exits the bathroom, and robs and rapes residents of the dorm, while DD travels across the puke to unwillingly pick up Drunk Whore.
DD and Drunk Whore travel across the puke.
Both get out of the mop bucket, and exit the bathroom safely.

Dent · 01-21-2009, 11:47 PM

wolf+cab to B
takes wolf back to A
leaves wolf, takes sheep over to B
takes cabbage back to A
wolf+cab to B

?

Orgazmo · 01-21-2009, 11:48 PM

Whore: Pink
Nigger: Brown
Ronald: Grey

DD takes Ronald over
DD returns alone
DD takes whore over
DD returns with Ronald
DD takes nigger over
DD returns alone
DD takes Ronald over

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 01-21-2009, 11:52 PM

Landing Strip gets internets for finding a loophole, Dent gets internets for being a cocksucker, and Orgazmo gets internets for correct answer.

Landing Strip · 01-21-2009, 11:53 PM

sweet ass!

01-21-2009, 10:52 PM	#1 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	mind massage this ones an easy one, and you've pry seen a variation of this problem before. first with correct answer wins internets. the answer must include a picture or diagram of the scene A drunken fat ugly whore barfed all over the bathroom floor in a coed dorm while 3 others were in the stalls that were separated from the door. Besides the drunken whore, there is a sober Designated Driver, a gay nigger, and the sober DD's best friend Ronald. The sober DD sees an empty janitor's bucket with wheels that can hold two people and can be steered and pushed through the puke with a mop handle. The surface area of the puke is to large to simply throw or roll the bucket back in forth across the puke. If the nigger is left alone with Ronald, Ronald will be robbed and raped blind. If Ronald is left alone with the Drunken Fat chick, Ronald will have sex with an ugly bitch and pry catch the HIV, he's wasted. With a sense of duty the DD announces he can get EVERYONE safely across the pool of puke without anyone getting boned by ferrying everyone across the pool with the janitor's bucket. How might he go about this?
	#YOLO Last edited by THEINCREDIBLEdork; 01-21-2009 at 11:07 PM.

01-21-2009, 11:31 PM	#6 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	to clarify the DD is the only one who can safely ferry, and the bucket can carry only one other person at a time besides DD And as it states above your answer must include a picture.
	#YOLO

01-21-2009, 11:52 PM	#12 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Landing Strip gets internets for finding a loophole, Dent gets internets for being a cocksucker, and Orgazmo gets internets for correct answer.
	#YOLO

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01-21-2009, 11:28 PM	#4 (permalink)
Landing Strip Resident Pube Inspector Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 96 Internets: 299	Gay Nigger and Drunk Whore travel across the puke. Gay Nigger leaves Drunk Whore on the other side, and returns to the other two [assuming Gay Nigger is intelligent enough to man a mop bucket alone]. Gay Nigger and DD travel across the puke. Gay Nigger is left behind by DD, and DD returns to his bff Ronald. DD and bff Ronald travel across the puke. DD and bff Ronald get out of puke bucket hand in hand. Everyone is safe.

01-21-2009, 11:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
DDTempest Ahoy Fuckbag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In a pineapple under the sea Posts: 3,540 Internets: 187030	The DD is obviously just going to be a nice guy and clean it up with the mop and bucket.

01-21-2009, 11:42 PM	#9 (permalink)
Landing Strip Resident Pube Inspector Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 96 Internets: 299	DD and bff Ronald travel across the puke. bff Ronald is left behind, and exits the bathroom while DD goes back to the other two. DD and Gay Nigger travel across the puke. Gay nigger is left behind, exits the bathroom, and robs and rapes residents of the dorm, while DD travels across the puke to unwillingly pick up Drunk Whore. DD and Drunk Whore travel across the puke. Both get out of the mop bucket, and exit the bathroom safely.

01-21-2009, 11:47 PM	#10 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,460 Internets: 174266	wolf+cab to B takes wolf back to A leaves wolf, takes sheep over to B takes cabbage back to A wolf+cab to B ?

01-21-2009, 11:48 PM	#11 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	Whore: Pink Nigger: Brown Ronald: Grey DD takes Ronald over DD returns alone DD takes whore over DD returns with Ronald DD takes nigger over DD returns alone DD takes Ronald over

01-21-2009, 11:53 PM	#13 (permalink)
Landing Strip Resident Pube Inspector Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 96 Internets: 299	sweet ass!