GUYS I DON'T THINK THIS REFERENCE IS GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION

Lol i bet he didnt kill any.

ftfy

Were there other newbies out there too?

Its just that an average of 6 shots/bird seems like a lot.

Absolute veterans will do about 4 shots/bird. We did some drives where the birds were really high in the air and quite far from us. Overall I got the impression that 6 shots/bird was average. The previous year the same group went out and put 10 cartridges in the air for every 1 bird.

Gotcha. Well done then.

FC, I would be so much better at murdering birds than you it's not even funny. If bird murdering were our livelihoods, you and your family would be lower class and at the mercy of my benevolence and generosity.

There is no doubt in my mind that i could kill more birds than anyone here if i put my mind to it.

Back when I was a kid I used to kill birds with rocks ... ROCKS!

As a child, I used the put the bird bath into the garage. Once full of patrons, I would close the garage and start the car engine.

I was a regular Adolf Titler

I call BS. birds rarely go into garages and they would be startled by the sound of the garage door.

YOU ARE LYIN.

I want to put this to a challenge so badly. First of all because shooting is SO MUCH FUCKING FUN. Second of all because I would love to let you back up this smack.

I'm a fucking natural with a shotgun.

I've gone 30-3 with a shotgun before. That's a kill/death ratio of 10, motherfucker.

Is it like Counterstrike? I could hold my own if it were.

Oh I'll shoot birds with you, bitch. You'll be choking on the feathers from the birds I kill there will be so many of them. My only concern is you turning into a teary mess when you see what real bird hunting is like and going Cheney-style on me with that man tool.

You guys are all dicks.

Nothing would make me happier than to be plucking as many birds out of the sky as possible only to see you bring down more. UB if you're halfway serious take a clay pigeon shooting class or 2 and then come to England and we can try to get onto one of these:

Pheasant Shooting, Partridge Shooting, Grouse Shooting from GunsOnPegs

You guys get back to me when you want to shoot something that matters, like cats or dogs ... shooting birds just isn't even sport.

Wait a second. Parrot communication rivals human communication in terms of complexity? Why do people feel compelled to say such stupid things?

Did he say that? I didn't watch it.

Damn. I tried watching long enough to hear that statement but I didn't make it very far. I made it through Meatspin longer.