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Mr. Blonde · 11-05-2011, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

DJ FC have you acquired a beautiful self-portrait and spurned a young actress lately?

GUYS I DON'T THINK THIS REFERENCE IS GETTING ENOUGH ATTENTION

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-05-2011, 04:30 PM

Lol i bet he didnt kill any.

thekremlin · 11-06-2011, 04:37 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ FC

How many knaves did you kill this weekend?

ftfy

SittinOnDubsWGW · 11-08-2011, 02:21 AM

Were there other newbies out there too?

Its just that an average of 6 shots/bird seems like a lot.

DJ FC · 11-08-2011, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by SittinOnDubsWGW

Were there other newbies out there too?

Its just that an average of 6 shots/bird seems like a lot.

Absolute veterans will do about 4 shots/bird. We did some drives where the birds were really high in the air and quite far from us. Overall I got the impression that 6 shots/bird was average. The previous year the same group went out and put 10 cartridges in the air for every 1 bird.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 11-08-2011, 10:51 AM

Gotcha. Well done then.

Ugly Bastard · 11-09-2011, 01:52 PM

FC, I would be so much better at murdering birds than you it's not even funny. If bird murdering were our livelihoods, you and your family would be lower class and at the mercy of my benevolence and generosity.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-09-2011, 02:19 PM

There is no doubt in my mind that i could kill more birds than anyone here if i put my mind to it.

DDTempest · 11-09-2011, 02:34 PM

Back when I was a kid I used to kill birds with rocks ... ROCKS!

Orgazmo · 11-09-2011, 02:45 PM

As a child, I used the put the bird bath into the garage. Once full of patrons, I would close the garage and start the car engine.

I was a regular Adolf Titler

Mr. Blonde · 11-09-2011, 02:53 PM

I call BS. birds rarely go into garages and they would be startled by the sound of the garage door.

YOU ARE LYIN.

DJ FC · 11-09-2011, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

FC, I would be so much better at murdering birds than you it's not even funny. If bird murdering were our livelihoods, you and your family would be lower class and at the mercy of my benevolence and generosity.

I want to put this to a challenge so badly. First of all because shooting is SO MUCH FUCKING FUN. Second of all because I would love to let you back up this smack.

I'm a fucking natural with a shotgun.

Saint DH · 11-09-2011, 08:28 PM

I've gone 30-3 with a shotgun before. That's a kill/death ratio of 10, motherfucker.

f3lix · 11-09-2011, 09:58 PM

Is it like Counterstrike? I could hold my own if it were.

Ugly Bastard · 11-10-2011, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by DJ FC

I want to put this to a challenge so badly. First of all because shooting is SO MUCH FUCKING FUN. Second of all because I would love to let you back up this smack.

I'm a fucking natural with a shotgun.

Oh I'll shoot birds with you, bitch. You'll be choking on the feathers from the birds I kill there will be so many of them. My only concern is you turning into a teary mess when you see what real bird hunting is like and going Cheney-style on me with that man tool.

thekremlin · 11-10-2011, 03:00 AM

You guys are all dicks.

DJ FC · 11-10-2011, 05:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Oh I'll shoot birds with you, bitch. You'll be choking on the feathers from the birds I kill there will be so many of them. My only concern is you turning into a teary mess when you see what real bird hunting is like and going Cheney-style on me with that man tool.

Nothing would make me happier than to be plucking as many birds out of the sky as possible only to see you bring down more. UB if you're halfway serious take a clay pigeon shooting class or 2 and then come to England and we can try to get onto one of these:

Pheasant Shooting, Partridge Shooting, Grouse Shooting from GunsOnPegs

DDTempest · 11-10-2011, 08:02 AM

You guys get back to me when you want to shoot something that matters, like cats or dogs ... shooting birds just isn't even sport.

thekremlin · 01-23-2012, 05:08 AM

Caique - Shopping at super market - YouTube

ninjaface · 02-02-2012, 05:59 PM

How a Parrot Learns its Name in the Wild - YouTube

DJ FC · 02-02-2012, 06:18 PM

Wait a second. Parrot communication rivals human communication in terms of complexity? Why do people feel compelled to say such stupid things?

ninjaface · 02-02-2012, 06:45 PM

Did he say that? I didn't watch it.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-02-2012, 07:46 PM

Damn. I tried watching long enough to hear that statement but I didn't make it very far. I made it through Meatspin longer.

Mr. Blonde · 02-04-2012, 12:20 PM

What should i get a bird or rat? - Yahoo! Answers

vaga1220 * · 02-24-2012, 04:20 PM

11-05-2011, 04:30 PM	#77 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Lol i bet he didnt kill any.
	#YOLO

11-09-2011, 02:19 PM	#83 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	There is no doubt in my mind that i could kill more birds than anyone here if i put my mind to it.
	#YOLO

11-09-2011, 02:53 PM	#86 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I call BS. birds rarely go into garages and they would be startled by the sound of the garage door. YOU ARE LYIN.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

02-02-2012, 06:18 PM	#96 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	Wait a second. Parrot communication rivals human communication in terms of complexity? Why do people feel compelled to say such stupid things?
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

02-02-2012, 07:46 PM	#98 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Damn. I tried watching long enough to hear that statement but I didn't make it very far. I made it through Meatspin longer.
	#YOLO

11-08-2011, 02:21 AM	#79 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	Were there other newbies out there too? Its just that an average of 6 shots/bird seems like a lot.

11-08-2011, 10:51 AM	#81 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 3,018 Internets: 108015	Gotcha. Well done then.

11-09-2011, 01:52 PM	#82 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	FC, I would be so much better at murdering birds than you it's not even funny. If bird murdering were our livelihoods, you and your family would be lower class and at the mercy of my benevolence and generosity.

11-09-2011, 02:45 PM	#85 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	As a child, I used the put the bird bath into the garage. Once full of patrons, I would close the garage and start the car engine. I was a regular Adolf Titler

11-09-2011, 08:28 PM	#88 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	I've gone 30-3 with a shotgun before. That's a kill/death ratio of 10, motherfucker.

11-09-2011, 09:58 PM	#89 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	Is it like Counterstrike? I could hold my own if it were.

02-02-2012, 06:45 PM	#97 (permalink)
ninjaface Level 20 Holothetan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 5,245 Internets: 210144	Did he say that? I didn't watch it.

02-04-2012, 12:20 PM	#99 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	What should i get a bird or rat? - Yahoo! Answers
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

02-24-2012, 04:20 PM	#100 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,518 Internets: 60790
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

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