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thekremlin · 07-19-2010, 07:44 AM

Birds>Cats>Dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YouTube

YouTube

YouTube

Debate over.

Dent · 07-19-2010, 09:32 AM

Birds are kept in a prison all their life

Debate over

Mr. Blonde · 07-19-2010, 09:33 AM

Yeah birds are about the least fun animal I can think of, what the fuck is wrong with you?

negrep

thekremlin · 07-19-2010, 09:46 AM

Birds are the shit. They are smarter than dogs or cats despite being like 10x smaller. They can frickin fly. And the reason we keep them in cages is because they're modern versions of dinosaurs. If you had a pet dinosaur, you'd definately keep it in a cage. Now imagine if that dinosaur could fly.

Dent · 07-19-2010, 09:56 AM

Mr. Blonde · 07-19-2010, 10:00 AM

Uhhh sorry but (unicorns and triceratops aside) dogs are the best animal. This thread blows, shitheap.

DJ FC · 07-19-2010, 10:17 AM

Tempban Shitheap.

DJ FC · 07-19-2010, 12:12 PM

I love birds!

Fruitacious B · 07-19-2010, 12:13 PM

I've always wanted to try a Bald Eagle Steak.

DJ FC · 07-19-2010, 12:20 PM

I ate an Ostrich steak once.

Fruitacious B · 07-19-2010, 12:29 PM

Was it any good?

DDTempest · 07-19-2010, 06:26 PM

Ostrich is like a super-lean beef ... its pretty damn tasty.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 07-19-2010, 09:26 PM

This thread is for the birds.

thekremlin · 07-20-2010, 01:34 AM

YES! Exactly.

thekremlin · 08-03-2010, 06:32 AM

Cutest bird ever.

Also smartest and prettiest.

Mr. Blonde · 08-03-2010, 08:35 AM

Wandering faggot-bird - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

ninjaface · 08-03-2010, 04:43 PM

Mr. Blonde · 08-03-2010, 07:08 PM

thekremlin · 09-02-2010, 02:03 AM

Upset that someone is stealing birds.

More upset that even though a WBC was one of them, some douchey bird named Joey is the headliner.

Rare birds stolen from Naperville, Bolingbrook, Batavia pet shops - Triblocal - Voice of the town

Mr. Blonde · 09-02-2010, 03:14 AM

Der Fuhrer · 09-03-2010, 11:32 PM

Cats kill birds with incredible efficiency.

I let my cat out in the back yard last summer, only for a few minutes did I turn my back, and when I turned around he had caught a robin and already ripped its head off. I let him eat it.

thekremlin · 10-25-2010, 04:13 AM

vaga1220 * · 11-01-2010, 02:05 PM

YouTube - Ostrich vs little girl on a pony

Ironic Mustache · 11-01-2010, 02:12 PM

Wow that guy didn't have much of a sense of urgency at first but apparently he was just saving his strength.

thekremlin · 11-01-2010, 05:39 PM

That child did do one thing correctly, though. When a bird that is twice your size is chasing you, the ONLY correct response is "Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah!"

07-19-2010, 09:33 AM	#3 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Yeah birds are about the least fun animal I can think of, what the fuck is wrong with you? negrep
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

07-19-2010, 10:00 AM	#6 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Uhhh sorry but (unicorns and triceratops aside) dogs are the best animal. This thread blows, shitheap.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

07-19-2010, 10:17 AM	#7 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	Tempban Shitheap.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

07-19-2010, 12:12 PM	#8 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	I love birds!
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

07-19-2010, 12:13 PM	#9 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	I've always wanted to try a Bald Eagle Steak.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

07-19-2010, 09:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,460 Internets: 174266	Birds are kept in a prison all their life Debate over

07-19-2010, 09:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Birds are the shit. They are smarter than dogs or cats despite being like 10x smaller. They can frickin fly. And the reason we keep them in cages is because they're modern versions of dinosaurs. If you had a pet dinosaur, you'd definately keep it in a cage. Now imagine if that dinosaur could fly.

07-19-2010, 09:56 AM	#5 (permalink)
Dent Lost in Hilbert Spice Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Surrounded by knaves and fools Posts: 3,460 Internets: 174266

07-19-2010, 12:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	I ate an Ostrich steak once.
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

07-19-2010, 12:29 PM	#11 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Was it any good?
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

07-19-2010, 09:26 PM	#13 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	This thread is for the birds.
	#YOLO

07-20-2010, 01:34 AM	#14 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	YES! Exactly.

08-03-2010, 06:32 AM	#15 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Cutest bird ever. Also smartest and prettiest.

08-03-2010, 08:35 AM	#16 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Wandering faggot-bird - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
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08-03-2010, 04:43 PM	#17 (permalink)
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08-03-2010, 07:08 PM	#18 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

09-02-2010, 02:03 AM	#19 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Upset that someone is stealing birds. More upset that even though a WBC was one of them, some douchey bird named Joey is the headliner. Rare birds stolen from Naperville, Bolingbrook, Batavia pet shops - Triblocal - Voice of the town

09-02-2010, 03:14 AM	#20 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

09-03-2010, 11:32 PM	#21 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	Cats kill birds with incredible efficiency. I let my cat out in the back yard last summer, only for a few minutes did I turn my back, and when I turned around he had caught a robin and already ripped its head off. I let him eat it.

10-25-2010, 04:13 AM	#22 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249

11-01-2010, 02:12 PM	#24 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Wow that guy didn't have much of a sense of urgency at first but apparently he was just saving his strength.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-01-2010, 05:39 PM	#25 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	That child did do one thing correctly, though. When a bird that is twice your size is chasing you, the ONLY correct response is "Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah!"

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