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thekremlin · 07-19-2010, 08:44 AM

Birds>Cats>Dogs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YouTube

YouTube

YouTube

Debate over.

Dent · 07-19-2010, 10:32 AM

Birds are kept in a prison all their life

Debate over

Mr. Blonde · 07-19-2010, 10:33 AM

Yeah birds are about the least fun animal I can think of, what the fuck is wrong with you?

negrep

thekremlin · 07-19-2010, 10:46 AM

Birds are the shit. They are smarter than dogs or cats despite being like 10x smaller. They can frickin fly. And the reason we keep them in cages is because they're modern versions of dinosaurs. If you had a pet dinosaur, you'd definately keep it in a cage. Now imagine if that dinosaur could fly.

Dent · 07-19-2010, 10:56 AM

Mr. Blonde · 07-19-2010, 11:00 AM

Uhhh sorry but (unicorns and triceratops aside) dogs are the best animal. This thread blows, shitheap.

DJ FC · 07-19-2010, 11:17 AM

Tempban Shitheap.

DJ FC · 07-19-2010, 01:12 PM

I love birds!

Fruitacious B · 07-19-2010, 01:13 PM

I've always wanted to try a Bald Eagle Steak.

DJ FC · 07-19-2010, 01:20 PM

I ate an Ostrich steak once.

Fruitacious B · 07-19-2010, 01:29 PM

Was it any good?

DDTempest · 07-19-2010, 07:26 PM

Ostrich is like a super-lean beef ... its pretty damn tasty.

Mr. Mistoffelees · 07-19-2010, 10:26 PM

This thread is for the birds.

thekremlin · 07-20-2010, 02:34 AM

YES! Exactly.

thekremlin · 08-03-2010, 07:32 AM

Cutest bird ever.

Also smartest and prettiest.

Mr. Blonde · 08-03-2010, 09:35 AM

Wandering faggot-bird - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia

ninjaface · 08-03-2010, 05:43 PM

Mr. Blonde · 08-03-2010, 08:08 PM

thekremlin · 09-02-2010, 03:03 AM

Upset that someone is stealing birds.

More upset that even though a WBC was one of them, some douchey bird named Joey is the headliner.

Rare birds stolen from Naperville, Bolingbrook, Batavia pet shops - Triblocal - Voice of the town

Mr. Blonde · 09-02-2010, 04:14 AM

Der Fuhrer · 09-04-2010, 12:32 AM

Cats kill birds with incredible efficiency.

I let my cat out in the back yard last summer, only for a few minutes did I turn my back, and when I turned around he had caught a robin and already ripped its head off. I let him eat it.

thekremlin · 10-25-2010, 05:13 AM

vaga1220 * · 11-01-2010, 03:05 PM

YouTube - Ostrich vs little girl on a pony

Ironic Mustache · 11-01-2010, 03:12 PM

Wow that guy didn't have much of a sense of urgency at first but apparently he was just saving his strength.

thekremlin · 11-01-2010, 06:39 PM

That child did do one thing correctly, though. When a bird that is twice your size is chasing you, the ONLY correct response is "Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah!"

07-19-2010, 10:32 AM	#2 (permalink)
Dent Working Class Hero Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: UK Posts: 1,344 Internets: 7638	Birds are kept in a prison all their life Debate over
	Tell them to go fuck themselves. Richard Dawkins

07-19-2010, 10:56 AM	#5 (permalink)
Dent Working Class Hero Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: UK Posts: 1,344 Internets: 7638
	Tell them to go fuck themselves. Richard Dawkins

07-19-2010, 11:17 AM	#7 (permalink)
DJ FC London Money™ Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea Posts: 4,184 Internets: 94052	Tempban Shitheap.
	God Save the Queen

07-19-2010, 01:12 PM	#8 (permalink)
DJ FC London Money™ Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea Posts: 4,184 Internets: 94052	I love birds!
	God Save the Queen

07-19-2010, 01:13 PM	#9 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 12792	I've always wanted to try a Bald Eagle Steak.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

07-19-2010, 10:46 AM	#4 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 2,363 Internets: 116801	Birds are the shit. They are smarter than dogs or cats despite being like 10x smaller. They can frickin fly. And the reason we keep them in cages is because they're modern versions of dinosaurs. If you had a pet dinosaur, you'd definately keep it in a cage. Now imagine if that dinosaur could fly.

07-19-2010, 01:20 PM	#10 (permalink)
DJ FC London Money™ Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea Posts: 4,184 Internets: 94052	I ate an Ostrich steak once.
	God Save the Queen

07-19-2010, 01:29 PM	#11 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 12792	Was it any good?
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

07-19-2010, 07:26 PM	#12 (permalink)
DDTempest Ahoy Fuckbag Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: In a pineapple under the sea Posts: 3,053 Internets: 89065	Ostrich is like a super-lean beef ... its pretty damn tasty.
	- My warning meant nothing. You're dancing in quicksand.

07-19-2010, 10:26 PM	#13 (permalink)
Mr. Mistoffelees Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 8,142 Internets: 97943	This thread is for the birds.
	Band teachers always have a larger than life persona - ID

07-20-2010, 02:34 AM	#14 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 2,363 Internets: 116801	YES! Exactly.

08-03-2010, 07:32 AM	#15 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 2,363 Internets: 116801	Cutest bird ever. Also smartest and prettiest.

08-03-2010, 05:43 PM	#17 (permalink)
ninjaface Wee. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Space Posts: 4,688 Internets: 70583

09-02-2010, 03:03 AM	#19 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 2,363 Internets: 116801	Upset that someone is stealing birds. More upset that even though a WBC was one of them, some douchey bird named Joey is the headliner. Rare birds stolen from Naperville, Bolingbrook, Batavia pet shops - Triblocal - Voice of the town

09-04-2010, 12:32 AM	#21 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Hare Fuhrer Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 548 Internets: 5464	Cats kill birds with incredible efficiency. I let my cat out in the back yard last summer, only for a few minutes did I turn my back, and when I turned around he had caught a robin and already ripped its head off. I let him eat it.

10-25-2010, 05:13 AM	#22 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 2,363 Internets: 116801

11-01-2010, 03:12 PM	#24 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 6,503 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 48312	Wow that guy didn't have much of a sense of urgency at first but apparently he was just saving his strength.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-01-2010, 06:39 PM	#25 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 2,363 Internets: 116801	That child did do one thing correctly, though. When a bird that is twice your size is chasing you, the ONLY correct response is "Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah! Aaaaaah!"

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