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thekremlin · 10-02-2011, 11:46 AM

Being a lawyer, you're pretty much the biggest jew on this board.

angry pancake · 10-02-2011, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by thekremlin

Being a lawyer, you're pretty much the biggest jew on this board.

Nope, I'm 3rd at best. I bring gifts everywhere I go. I gave misty's bet money away. So I'm pretty much disqualified from being top Jew. Nor do I work in banking, finance, or Hollywood. I sent gaz a bottle of walker blue, offered to give a Porsche to dubs, etc. Plus I have no back, shoulder, or chest hair. I like ham.

However, I do buy generic sodas for the office. Brisket is awesome. And Natalie Portman is hot. So maybe it's closer than I thought.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-02-2011, 01:40 PM

The fact that you're keeping track raises the eyebrows of those of us outside of Jewish circles of influence.

angry pancake · 10-02-2011, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by angry pancake

So maybe it's closer than I thought.

It's close.

DDTempest · 10-02-2011, 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by angry pancake

Nope, I'm 3rd at best. I bring gifts everywhere I go. I gave misty's bet money away. So I'm pretty much disqualified from being top Jew. Nor do I work in banking, finance, or Hollywood. I sent gaz a bottle of walker blue, offered to give a Porsche to dubs, etc. Plus I have no back, shoulder, or chest hair. I like ham.

However, I do buy generic sodas for the office. Brisket is awesome. And Natalie Portman is hot. So maybe it's closer than I thought.

I am not going to into the full details of the generosities attestable to AP, but they were quite generous and as far from Jewlike as I've seen from any member of the board.

also

Natalie Portman IS hot ... never had brisket ... generic soda is kinda niggerly tho.

Beebs · 10-03-2011, 01:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mistoffelees

Does he still live in his parents house?

I believe he lives in the house of the lord.

thekremlin · 10-03-2011, 02:58 AM

A couple things about this.

Jewish men aren't attracted to Jewish women. Jewish women remind jewish men of their jewish grandmothers who are, as a rule, terrible people. Jewish men are attracted to shiksa, or gentile women. (Similar to how black men love them some white women.) It's another case of self-loathing in the psyche of the chosen people. Ironically, every Jewish man knows he will end up marrying (and then hating) a Jewish woman.

Second, but mostly tangential, there is a Hebrew word gimilut chasadim which translates roughly to "acts of love and kindness" but pretty much means charity, and falls under the category of mitzvim. There are three levels of gimilut chasadim. The lowest is the case where the donor and donee (donee?) are known to each other. The middle is the case of the anonymous benefactor who knows who he is helping. The highest level is where one donates without knowing who he donates to, and does not recieve recognition.

(I'm not trying to take away from AP here, BTW, cause it sounds like he has really helped some brothers out. But I get to drop my Hebrew school knowledge like once a decade.)

Repugnant Abomination · 10-03-2011, 03:06 AM

How delightfully informative!

Cocktooth · 10-04-2011, 11:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Beebs

I believe he lives in the house of the lord.

He bought his own house, which he rarely lives in. He lives in huts in Guatamala now or something of the sort.

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10-02-2011, 11:46 AM	#76 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Being a lawyer, you're pretty much the biggest jew on this board.

10-03-2011, 02:58 AM	#82 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	A couple things about this. Jewish men aren't attracted to Jewish women. Jewish women remind jewish men of their jewish grandmothers who are, as a rule, terrible people. Jewish men are attracted to shiksa, or gentile women. (Similar to how black men love them some white women.) It's another case of self-loathing in the psyche of the chosen people. Ironically, every Jewish man knows he will end up marrying (and then hating) a Jewish woman. Second, but mostly tangential, there is a Hebrew word gimilut chasadim which translates roughly to "acts of love and kindness" but pretty much means charity, and falls under the category of mitzvim. There are three levels of gimilut chasadim. The lowest is the case where the donor and donee (donee?) are known to each other. The middle is the case of the anonymous benefactor who knows who he is helping. The highest level is where one donates without knowing who he donates to, and does not recieve recognition. (I'm not trying to take away from AP here, BTW, cause it sounds like he has really helped some brothers out. But I get to drop my Hebrew school knowledge like once a decade.)

10-03-2011, 03:06 AM	#83 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Suckle Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,932 Internets: 155868	How delightfully informative!