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:whysoangry: I think the true measure of good parenting is often defined by what your own children say about you at their parole hearing. :shaw:

it would be interesting to hear the updates in the life of senor cocktooth.

+1. I miss that son of a bitch.

I have it on good authority that parents just don't understand.

Do you expect us to simply take it from you?

http://imageshack.us/a/img543/5073/picture13z.png

Everybody's kid is a fucking genius. I swear to fucking flying spaghetti monster in the sky that this is a gold mine. People will spend shitloads of cash on everything you're selling if you just tell them that their kid is a brilliant genius top whatever percent.

My bird is in the top 98%.

Twist: the doctor was talking about the child's brain cancer.

Anyone who names their child Kinleigh cannot possibly have genes capable of producing intelligent offspring.

If the Hills Have Eyes kid in the picture is Kinleigh I can pretty much guarantee she meant 98th percentile of neurologically advanced retardation.

We should all make a bunch of fake facebook accounts, add this bitch, and send her a bunch of horrible messages about kinleigh.

Or you could go get into that pussy-magnet car of yours and do something valuable with your time.

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

I am one of those men.