Almost joked a punk out last night

[ur my bitch]

So, last night, I decide to go out to a "club" localy here in my little city. I don't usually go out locally, but I am kind of seeing a girl who bartend there once a week, so I stopped in with one of my friends from class. I didn't realise it, but this place lets 18 yr olds in to dance, but not drink. WTF?

So, I guess the place has goten pretty ghetto lately, from what I've been told. IT was packed and lots of Roca Wear, Jersey's and extra baggy shit and ho's dancing on the bar. I was at teh bar talking to the girl most of the night.

So, right around last call time I am at the end of the U-shaped bar, and I see a guy in the middle of the bar yelling at a girl. Both are black, this guy had gold Teefs too and lots of Bling. He was about 5'11" and 230, I don't think it was a buff 230, but he had baggy shit on so I couldn;t totally tell. So I'm taling to my lady friend and I see this guy square up and start pumping his fists at this girl and then 2 of his boys came running up next to him to yell at this girl. I'm like WTF, is he going to hit this bitch? I aak my friend what's going on and she says fights break out all the time here.......Great, just what I need.

So, no bouncers are around at all for some reason, even though they have all been hanging at the bar all night. I was told later the boucners always disappear when shit happens. I don't get it because they were big too. So, I see one of the bartender guys go over and ask the guy to calm down and he gets even angrier and starts making a big scene. So I'm thinking I should grab the guy up and end this shit, but I chill for a bit. Then a bouncer comes up behind the bartender and this idiot has a drink in hand. All of a sudden I see Mr. Gold Teefs crack teh bartender in the eye, and the bartenders head spun and hit the bouncer. Sweet, a 2 for 1 shot. After the punch, Gold Teefs and his 2 buddies go nuts and start to go after the bartender. Still no other bouncers around.

So, I say WTF, I kind of want to see how fast I can pout a guy to sleep. So I run up and grab Gold Teefs in a standing Rear Naked Choke. As I grab him I pull him back about 5 feet so he has no friends to hit me and now it's just me and him at the end of the bar and I am squeezing him hard. When I first grabed him he was squirmy, but I re-adjusted my grip and my elbow was pointing perfectly straight down. I lifted him in the air by his neck for a second and then let his fet down and squeezed. He stopped squirming and now one of his buddies ran up and was begging me, "let him go, pleeeeease, let him go. please let go, he didn't do anything, pleeeeease"

So I squeeze a bit tighter and tell hte guy he is going to sleep and added Bitch at teh end. But I felt kind of bad because his tough guy gangsta buddy was about to cry. I saw teh boucners finally coming back up the stairs and the for some reason all teh fighting was over and everyone was watching me with this guy. So, I loosened my grip so he wasn;t al the way out and I told him, I am about to let you go. If you turn around and swing on me I am going to fuck you up so badly and then I will put you to sleep. Don't fuck with me, I'm not kidding. So I let go and hand him to the bouncer. This guy was way dazed and out of it. about 10-15 seconds later he kind of comes to and starts yelling. "Who was touching me, who the fuck touched me, I will fuck you up!!!" LMAO. So I stepped up and said I was the one touching you, you want me to touch you again mother fucker? He didn't really say much and then turend to leave and was walked out by the bouncer.

WTF. The good news is a RNC can make even the baddest wannabe a lot calmer. He was so calm and restful when I was squeezing.

[malice]

Way to step in and defuse the situation, you just have to be carefull one of them niggs doesnt catch you outside with a gun. You did the right thing though. I've got a good story from last weekend but dont have time to type it right now, maybe later.

[theMerciless1]

UMB hates TEEF!

[vaga1220 *]

ha ha way to fuck up some niggers.

[bloodyfart]

thats why i dont go to clubs where black people chill, honestly. they all act like fucking idiots

good job, you still should of put his ass out though

[ur my bitch]

i didn't know it was ghetto until i was there for a bit. But, by then I didn't give a shit because I was minding my own business and talking to the girl that works there.

The guy was kind of out, he was half way out, but I had no idea what he was on if anyting and my luck, he would have stayed asleep for good. No punk ass ghetto bitch is worth me going to jail for manslaughter. I just wanted to end the shit before an all out brawl started.

[migite]

nice story... shoulda popped an elbow or something as a souvenir or at least his TEEF as souvenirs that you could make into a pimping belt buckle or sumfin'

[Deadly Crescent Kick]

LMFAO

that's awesome!

but as stated above, you might want to watch out next time you're there. take JB with you next time. haha