Mr. Blonde Goes to South Korea - Page 12 - Nubblies.net Forums

Repugnant Abomination · 07-22-2010, 10:54 AM

We stayed in one of those hotels when we first arrived in Taiwan. Ours was music themed.

f3lix · 07-22-2010, 01:20 PM

Blonde, feel free to make these nice posts without starting every fucking one with "so."

Mr. Blonde · 07-22-2010, 07:07 PM

F3lix, feel free to make a post worth reading.

Mr. Blonde · 08-03-2010, 11:06 AM

YouTube

!

here is but an attempt at Korean logic

Mr. Blonde · 09-28-2010, 09:12 AM

Well, I'm about 2 months into my second year teaching here. Last year I taught elementary and middle...this year, for a pay increase and daytime hours (not working till 3:30PM was awesome, but living in Seoul I wanted to have evenings off) I'm working kindergarten most of the day and some elementary.

Kindergarten is kind of a huge bitch. I didn't think it would take this long getting used to. It's basically daycare for about 5 hours, far too early to deal with 5-6 year olds. There is daily crying and a kid I was hammering how to pronounce some three-letter word pissed himself in my class like 2 weeks ago. Actually, that was fucking hilarious, I didn't have to clean it up or anything so that was nice. I've been somewhat miserable but am just now figuring out how to deal with these little fuckers so it's not that bad, and all cliches aside, they are pretty god damned adorable.

I take pictures of and make fun of their artwork and the retardedness of their ways often, but I haven't been able to get the pics off my cellphone yet. I'll try to keep you guys entertained with stories.

Right now all I have to offer is this one kid in my class, James, who has HUGE fucking anger problems. Like, even worse than those of you who know rage mode Blonde. The kid was playing with coins today, I told him to put them in his bag, and as he was doing it he turned around and told me right to my face "I don't like you." (the kid has huge balls for being only 6 years old. Don't get excited ID, i'm talking metaphorically here). I responded with "Yeah, well, I don't care", at which point he vehemently tried to kick me in the balls and when I held him to stop him from going batshit he tried to bite my hand.

Seriously, this kid is fucking nuts, but he's a work in progress. Honestly, I really do think he might have problems at home with his parents hitting him or something. He's very physically reactionary at the slightest touch (LOL PEDO JOKES).

Anyways, more later. For now I'll just leave this here.

Ugly Bastard · 09-28-2010, 01:00 PM

Your job sounds pretty fascinating. More updates of this nature, please.

angry pancake · 09-28-2010, 01:08 PM

fucking slanty eyed chinks. no offense vaga.

Mr. Blonde · 09-30-2010, 10:42 AM

YouTube

I'm working on a full classroom, but they're kinda retarded. These are two of my smartest ones.

EDIT:

context...

Mr. Blonde · 12-02-2010, 08:29 PM

Both of these are relatively accurate with what it's like to be in Korea. I haven't had a lot of the problems in the first video, but a LOT of people do:

Why You Shouldn't Teach English in Korea

It's pretty amazing how spot on they are with the awkward foreigner who thinks they're hot shit for being here (they will literally take anybody) and the standard foreigner guy/standard korean girl interaction:

Do You Like Kimchi?

Beebs · 12-02-2010, 08:39 PM

"I can tell by your skin color that you will be a great teacher."

lol

Pliedes · 12-08-2010, 10:44 AM

those videos are hilarious! thanks blonde

Ironic Mustache · 12-08-2010, 02:15 PM

I'm going to have the amazing horse song in my head all day, and frankly, I'm juiced about it.

Mr. Blonde · 10-16-2011, 12:42 AM

Korea can actually make fun of itself!

The True Origins of Pizza - YouTube

For context (there are tons of these kinds of videos, Koreans are fed lots of bullshit about their history/have a huge complex with not being as superior as their pure blood theory would lead them to believe)

Jesus is KOREAN---- The Real Story of Jesus - YouTube

America was Korean Territory - YouTube

Ugly Bastard · 10-16-2011, 02:15 AM

These people are pathetic.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 10-16-2011, 03:19 AM

the only things Koreans are good for are massages, blowjobs, and sounding like dolphins when you fuck them.

DJ FC · 10-16-2011, 06:12 AM

I love me some Bibimbap

Mr. Blonde · 10-16-2011, 02:31 PM

News: CONFIRMED: Spike Lee To Direct OLDBOY Remake

If you haven't seen this movie yet (the Korean one), I would highly recommend it. Imagine how cool you would have sounded if you would have seen Infernal Affairs before The Departed came out!

Repugnant Abomination · 10-16-2011, 02:53 PM

The origins of pizza vid made me lawl.

Dirty Harry · 10-16-2011, 07:00 PM

Except Spike Lee isn't even in the same ballpark as Martin Scorsese.

09-28-2010, 01:00 PM	#281 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playa del Carmen Posts: 12,786 Internets: 117711	Your job sounds pretty fascinating. More updates of this nature, please.
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09-28-2010, 01:08 PM	#282 (permalink)
angry pancake I am more humble than tho Join Date: Oct 2005 Posts: 2,427 Internets: 94136	fucking slanty eyed chinks. no offense vaga.
	Originally Posted by Cocktooth: 10 % more of 5% is still only 15%.

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Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 6,503 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 48312	I'm going to have the amazing horse song in my head all day, and frankly, I'm juiced about it.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-16-2011, 02:15 AM	#289 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playa del Carmen Posts: 12,786 Internets: 117711	These people are pathetic.
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10-16-2011, 06:12 AM	#291 (permalink)
DJ FC London Money™ Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: The Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea Posts: 4,184 Internets: 94052	I love me some Bibimbap
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07-22-2010, 10:54 AM	#276 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Shitousan Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,404 Internets: 53206	We stayed in one of those hotels when we first arrived in Taiwan. Ours was music themed.

07-22-2010, 01:20 PM	#277 (permalink)
f3lix Here's a fuckin how-de-do Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 5,226 Internets: 57938	Blonde, feel free to make these nice posts without starting every fucking one with "so."

12-02-2010, 08:29 PM	#284 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde I WURRVV UUUUUU Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix. FML Posts: 15,936 Internets: 116691	Both of these are relatively accurate with what it's like to be in Korea. I haven't had a lot of the problems in the first video, but a LOT of people do: Why You Shouldn't Teach English in Korea It's pretty amazing how spot on they are with the awkward foreigner who thinks they're hot shit for being here (they will literally take anybody) and the standard foreigner guy/standard korean girl interaction: Do You Like Kimchi?

12-02-2010, 08:39 PM	#285 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 4,507 Internets: 62004	"I can tell by your skin color that you will be a great teacher." lol

12-08-2010, 10:44 AM	#286 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,592 Internets: 1608	those videos are hilarious! thanks blonde

10-16-2011, 03:19 AM	#290 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 2,585 Internets: 44405	the only things Koreans are good for are massages, blowjobs, and sounding like dolphins when you fuck them.

10-16-2011, 02:31 PM	#292 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde I WURRVV UUUUUU Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Phoenix. FML Posts: 15,936 Internets: 116691	News: CONFIRMED: Spike Lee To Direct OLDBOY Remake If you haven't seen this movie yet (the Korean one), I would highly recommend it. Imagine how cool you would have sounded if you would have seen Infernal Affairs before The Departed came out!

10-16-2011, 02:53 PM	#293 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Shitousan Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,404 Internets: 53206	The origins of pizza vid made me lawl.

10-16-2011, 07:00 PM	#294 (permalink)
Dirty Harry Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 3,847 Internets: 66431	Except Spike Lee isn't even in the same ballpark as Martin Scorsese.

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