what kind of drunk are you?

[Lucy Fur]

the last few posts in the drunk things thread gave me the idea for this thread. if thre is already one like this on here.. fuck you.. just reanswer on this one.


I am a happy drunk. Not loud or obnoxious though. I will usually just be dancing around with the other chicks as we shake our asses and grope each other... (heehee just kidding on the grope part.. for the most part) If any of the guys want to join in.. thats fine. we all just dance together.
I get cranky though when some other drunk starts to get all slobbery and won't leave me alone. that takes away my happy drunk feelings and i end up wanting to gut them with my knife... take the slobbery drunk away and i am happy again though.
So i guess we can label me a happy dancing drunk.

I would best be described as a mischievous drunk. I enjoy talking shit to people - not because I want to get into a fight, but just to get a rise out of them and see their reaction. I enjoy stealing small things and vandalizing things of inconsequential value.

[Beebs]

A calm drunk, who slurs his speech, occasionally doing something stupid.

[ninjaface]

I'd say I'm a happy drunk. It's hard to shut me up. When drunk, I lack any and all ability to multitask, except talking and walking, although those become difficult after a while. Every so often I like to go outside and explore. I'm not mischievous on my own, but I will gladly help out with most any scheme brought to my attention. So if DJ FC and I were drunk at the same party, I'm sure we'd be up to no good.

[Carnivorous Flavor]

I'm a horny drunk. with underlyiing tones of angry drunk.....but im not angry...but i do want to fuck up stupid annoying people up when im drunk...but i dont..i just end up fucking. or atleast trying to....

fuck drunk.

[angry pancake]

AP am a professional drunk. Probably spend more time drunk than anybody this side of Ironic Mustache. Most folks can't tell if I've been on a binge or not. Takes years of practice to get to this level. Can also be called "uneventful drunk." However, it takes very little provocation for me to become angry drunk. Then again, the same thing holds true for stone cold sober AP to become angry.

[Repugnant Abomination]

I'm a smooth drunk.

[Mr. Blonde]

When i'm drunk i am extremely all about doing random shit and having fun and meeting people, i really really like meeting and talking to people when i'm drunk. Surprisingly, it is very rare when I will try to get into fights when i'm drunk, because that's stupid. I also like to hit and meet/girls when i'm drunk, but it's a lot more...not difficult i wouldnt say now that i'm older, but the girls are less easy in a bar situation then they are in a house party basement when they are young and naive. I havent drunkenly hooked up for a while. I need to get on that.

[Ugly Bastard]

Out of control, laughs to no end about stupid shit, and thinks everyone loves him drunk.

[SittinOnDubsWGW]

I am a hepyy drunk and lvoe to jsut mes around and do stupsid shit. I like to hit on drhjnk whores and whatnot, particularly when dancing and doing stupid shit. I dunno, I've got game when drunk than sboer.

Hell I dunno, i occcasionally og belligernet drunk and staet calling whore s whores and whatnot, but i dunno.

overall kyle is a fun dunk.

Aparently I'm becomming a more and more stupid drunk.

As proof, yesturday at Miami of Ohio, I spit in someones face for saying the Steelers would beat the colts, I talked mad shit to lots of people, stole tips from a tip jar at a pita place, and stole a fire extinguisher.

This has got to stop.

[theMerciless1]

i'm usually a very funny/ entertaining drunk. i believe people like to see me drunk. i dont last very long when i'm really blasted. i get loud. and when extremely drunk i am very mean though more often than not i avoid physical altercations.
i am VERY easily convinced to drink more or drink at all when i dont want to. i like to listen to old school hip hop when i'm drunk also.

[Mars Man]

Beer: mischievious drunk
Vodka (or anything stronger than beer): sleepy, bored drunk

[hellcat]

I'm a happy/horny drunk. I get in a good mood when I've been drinking and very laid back. I don't think I've ever gotten into a fight when drunk except for just screwing around with friends. I'd rather have fun and find a girl at a party than get angry and start fighting guys. Once I get close to the blackout point I turn rather retarded but I never really remember what happens after that. I've been told I've tried to do things like take a bottle out of the bartenders hands and drink from it. That didn't go over well. I'm also not welcome in one of the restaurants nearby anymore but I haven't the slightest clue what I did there.