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bloodyfart · 08-03-2005, 02:18 PM

sites like myspace, friendster, etc.... have made midgrade chicks around the world think that they are something more than they actually are.

the problem arises from desperate male fucks who insist on bombarding these honda accords of women with messages about how much they want to stick their dipstickw in the chicks' oil pan. as a result, these girls begin to think that their resale value is that of a slightly used mercedes instead of an lx with 85k miles. accordingly, when i go to the lot to buy a car, suddenly my 15k can only buy me a five year old hyundai with a broken gasket instead of the accord i would have gotten before.

myspace has fucked up womens blue book values. its created a temporary bubble and i am just waiting for it to pop. and when it does, i will have my loan application in hand. until then, i hate that site for making a fiero into a false ferrari.

farawayfromhere · 08-03-2005, 02:22 PM

I like myspace...but then again, I dont talk to anyone I dont know on there...so I havent had any sleezy guys come out of the woodwork. Oh and nice job with the analogy Bloody.

MAGICLIT · 08-03-2005, 02:22 PM

Fuck the blue book, im a Brently, oops, i mean Bentley.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 08-03-2005, 02:23 PM

they won't be so eager to post all their bullshit online after a stalker or 2.

bloodyfart · 08-03-2005, 04:21 PM

i will be that stalker. can i be your friend faraway?

clit, you cant be brently. there is only one stud in the world like me.

MAGICLIT · 08-03-2005, 04:29 PM

who? Mr. Clean?

bloodyfart · 08-03-2005, 04:36 PM

damnit

ur my bitch · 08-03-2005, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bloodyfart:
sites like myspace, friendster, etc.... have made midgrade chicks around the world think that they are something more than they actually are.

the problem arises from desperate male fucks who insist on bombarding these honda accords of women with messages about how much they want to stick their dipstickw in the chicks' oil pan. as a result, these girls begin to think that their resale value is that of a slightly used mercedes instead of an lx with 85k miles. accordingly, when i go to the lot to buy a car, suddenly my 15k can only buy me a five year old hyundai with a broken gasket instead of the accord i would have gotten before.

myspace has fucked up womens blue book values. its created a temporary bubble and i am just waiting for it to pop. and when it does, i will have my loan application in hand. until then, i hate that site for making a fiero into a false ferrari.

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

StabMaster Arson · 08-03-2005, 06:43 PM

nice analogy.

Niger Angelus · 08-04-2005, 02:14 PM

That is why when I am looking for girls online to hook up with, I go with the mail order sites.

farawayfromhere · 08-04-2005, 02:16 PM

you've honestly turned into such a dog havent you?

Niger Angelus · 08-04-2005, 02:18 PM

I honestly am tired of getting fucked over is all, so, yes; I am no longer the good guy you used to know.

farawayfromhere · 08-04-2005, 02:34 PM

huh....disappointing.

Niger Angelus · 08-04-2005, 02:39 PM

Why? What would it matter anyhow? Men are all the same aren't they? I am sure you have said that, and now I am grouping women together into one big group of bitches, and when dealing with bitches is there any room for courtesty and emotion?

farawayfromhere · 08-04-2005, 02:46 PM

Good God! Listen to yourself you sound like a 15 year old girl on pms. I've never even whined that much when it comes to guys. If you are honestly going to act like that then you are simply stooping to the level of the girls you are referring to.

Niger Angelus · 08-04-2005, 02:49 PM

Dammit Downsun, I am just in a bad mood. Can't I just be pissed?

farawayfromhere · 08-04-2005, 02:52 PM

I'm sitting here with a certain someone reminicing about all the 5am phone calls we've gotten and alll the sympathy we've dished out....and all you can do is continue to whine about things. Get up and do something about it. Quit getting pissy, and start changing the way things are going for you. You have problems with girls? Go for different girls, different then you usually do. Maybe that will help.

Niger Angelus · 08-04-2005, 02:56 PM

THat is what I did this last time. I am just upset with a lot of things that are out of my hands right now. I guess I don't know how to pick them. There really isn't too much else I can do other than just, I don't know.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 08-04-2005, 04:36 PM

you one crazy niger.

listen, you have the right attitude. no matter how much girls encourage you to "be a nice guy", its all for not.

while women may THINK they want a "nice guy" AKA sucker, they are ATTRACTED to dickhead/asshole/alpha male type men.

the time tested law in the world of dating is that nice guys finish last. women need a challenge and get bored easily..

and if you doubt me than God bless you. good luck getting laid (by a decent looking chick).

BTW, my veiwpoint isn't mysoginistic. that is the reality of things.

Ironic Mustache · 08-04-2005, 04:39 PM

Tiz true. A little bit of asshole goes a long way.

bloodyfart · 08-04-2005, 04:53 PM

hollywood also brainwashes you with their stupid movies about how the introspective pussy gets the girls. in real life, the prom queen is always withe the jock,not the speech and debate nerd.

dont listen to a woman on how to deal with women. you are going to the hardware store for milk in that case. women have no fucking clue what they want. they all act like they want mr. sensitive, yet when you look at their dating record, they dated the dude who took your lunch money. women are fucking delusional when it comes to analyzing their desires.

be an asshole, it will work. shit, DCK has two gf's that he sleeps in bed with at night. you know anyone better than that to get woman advice from?

Niger Angelus · 08-04-2005, 06:26 PM

Wow, deep down inside I knew it, but it is just more effort to be a dick. For me atleast. O well, I will give it a whirl.

MAGICLIT · 08-04-2005, 07:30 PM

Unfortunately....you guys have a good point, I speak from experience. But I have also dated thje academic guy, and I must say that after having tasted a few different flavors, I'd now much rather find a guy I can just carry a conversation with and has the ambition/motivation to want the best life has to offer. And what ever the guys ides of what life has to offer is, I hope it is similar to my idea of it, thats all I could ask for.

However Niger, FUCK TRYING TO FIND THE RIGHT WOMAN, just fuck all the wrong ones for awhile and figure out what you want in life, not what Niger and his Betty want together.

Lungo · 08-10-2005, 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MAGICLIT:
However Niger, FUCK TRYING TO FIND THE RIGHT WOMAN, just fuck all the wrong ones for awhile and figure out what you want in life, not what Niger and his Betty want together.

Magiclit am brainy.

MAGICLIT · 08-11-2005, 12:49 PM

Not really, I just figured the shit out myself, I am not getting into any relationship for awhile after the train wreck I just walked away from, nosireebob.

08-03-2005, 02:18 PM	#1 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	sites like myspace, friendster, etc.... have made midgrade chicks around the world think that they are something more than they actually are. the problem arises from desperate male fucks who insist on bombarding these honda accords of women with messages about how much they want to stick their dipstickw in the chicks' oil pan. as a result, these girls begin to think that their resale value is that of a slightly used mercedes instead of an lx with 85k miles. accordingly, when i go to the lot to buy a car, suddenly my 15k can only buy me a five year old hyundai with a broken gasket instead of the accord i would have gotten before. myspace has fucked up womens blue book values. its created a temporary bubble and i am just waiting for it to pop. and when it does, i will have my loan application in hand. until then, i hate that site for making a fiero into a false ferrari.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

08-03-2005, 02:22 PM	#2 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	I like myspace...but then again, I dont talk to anyone I dont know on there...so I havent had any sleezy guys come out of the woodwork. Oh and nice job with the analogy Bloody.
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

08-03-2005, 02:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Fuck the blue book, im a Brently, oops, i mean Bentley.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

08-03-2005, 02:23 PM	#4 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	they won't be so eager to post all their bullshit online after a stalker or 2.
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

08-03-2005, 04:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	i will be that stalker. can i be your friend faraway? clit, you cant be brently. there is only one stud in the world like me.
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

08-03-2005, 04:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	who? Mr. Clean?
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

08-03-2005, 04:36 PM	#7 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	damnit
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

08-03-2005, 06:43 PM	#9 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	nice analogy.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

08-04-2005, 02:14 PM	#10 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	That is why when I am looking for girls online to hook up with, I go with the mail order sites.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

08-04-2005, 02:16 PM	#11 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	you've honestly turned into such a dog havent you?
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

08-04-2005, 02:18 PM	#12 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I honestly am tired of getting fucked over is all, so, yes; I am no longer the good guy you used to know.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

08-04-2005, 02:34 PM	#13 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	huh....disappointing.
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

08-04-2005, 02:39 PM	#14 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Why? What would it matter anyhow? Men are all the same aren't they? I am sure you have said that, and now I am grouping women together into one big group of bitches, and when dealing with bitches is there any room for courtesty and emotion?
	I enjoy knives and fire.

08-04-2005, 02:46 PM	#15 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	Good God! Listen to yourself you sound like a 15 year old girl on pms. I've never even whined that much when it comes to guys. If you are honestly going to act like that then you are simply stooping to the level of the girls you are referring to.
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

08-04-2005, 02:49 PM	#16 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Dammit Downsun, I am just in a bad mood. Can't I just be pissed?
	I enjoy knives and fire.

08-04-2005, 04:39 PM	#20 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Tiz true. A little bit of asshole goes a long way.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

08-04-2005, 02:52 PM	#17 (permalink)
farawayfromhere Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: a land far far away Posts: 449 Internets: 10	I'm sitting here with a certain someone reminicing about all the 5am phone calls we've gotten and alll the sympathy we've dished out....and all you can do is continue to whine about things. Get up and do something about it. Quit getting pissy, and start changing the way things are going for you. You have problems with girls? Go for different girls, different then you usually do. Maybe that will help.
	"I always tell the girls never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously then you never get hurt. If you never get hurt then you always have fun, and if you ever get lonely you can just go to the record store and visit your friends."

08-04-2005, 02:56 PM	#18 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	THat is what I did this last time. I am just upset with a lot of things that are out of my hands right now. I guess I don't know how to pick them. There really isn't too much else I can do other than just, I don't know.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

08-04-2005, 04:36 PM	#19 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	you one crazy niger. listen, you have the right attitude. no matter how much girls encourage you to "be a nice guy", its all for not. while women may THINK they want a "nice guy" AKA sucker, they are ATTRACTED to dickhead/asshole/alpha male type men. the time tested law in the world of dating is that nice guys finish last. women need a challenge and get bored easily.. and if you doubt me than God bless you. good luck getting laid (by a decent looking chick). BTW, my veiwpoint isn't mysoginistic. that is the reality of things.
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

08-04-2005, 04:53 PM	#21 (permalink)
bloodyfart Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: side control Posts: 2,044 Internets: 203	hollywood also brainwashes you with their stupid movies about how the introspective pussy gets the girls. in real life, the prom queen is always withe the jock,not the speech and debate nerd. dont listen to a woman on how to deal with women. you are going to the hardware store for milk in that case. women have no fucking clue what they want. they all act like they want mr. sensitive, yet when you look at their dating record, they dated the dude who took your lunch money. women are fucking delusional when it comes to analyzing their desires. be an asshole, it will work. shit, DCK has two gf's that he sleeps in bed with at night. you know anyone better than that to get woman advice from?
	<b>We're here, and we're queer, so get used to it</b>

08-04-2005, 06:26 PM	#22 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	Wow, deep down inside I knew it, but it is just more effort to be a dick. For me atleast. O well, I will give it a whirl.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

08-04-2005, 07:30 PM	#23 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Unfortunately....you guys have a good point, I speak from experience. But I have also dated thje academic guy, and I must say that after having tasted a few different flavors, I'd now much rather find a guy I can just carry a conversation with and has the ambition/motivation to want the best life has to offer. And what ever the guys ides of what life has to offer is, I hope it is similar to my idea of it, thats all I could ask for. However Niger, FUCK TRYING TO FIND THE RIGHT WOMAN, just fuck all the wrong ones for awhile and figure out what you want in life, not what Niger and his Betty want together.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

08-11-2005, 12:49 PM	#25 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Not really, I just figured the shit out myself, I am not getting into any relationship for awhile after the train wreck I just walked away from, nosireebob.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.