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I am never going to go to this shit fucking hole place again. I'm talking about the one on Tillotson Ave. May that place fall into the cracks of hell, along with the hippy fucking dirty cocksucker store clerk that they have working there.
I walk in there last night, and I was having a taste for some nicer liquer than the usual cheap shit that I buy. I browsed the shelves for awhile and finally made my decsion on some Captain Morgan spiced rum. Now this may not sound like anything special, but I got the Captain Morgan's Private Stock rum. It's some pretty good shit I must say, and the bottle is extremely cool looking. Anyways, I take that to the checkout counter, and he wants to see my ID, so I show it to him, and this fucker wants to see a second form of ID. Well I didn't have anything else except my Triple A card. I show it to him and he makes me take my Driver's license out of my wallet and he proceded to analyze the fuck out of my ID's. Finally he said, I'll let it slide this time, but next time you need two forms of ID. I was like, there won't be a next time because I'm not comming to this liquer store again. The guy was a dick and was just like, alright, that's fine. Then I even think he was shit talking me under his breath as I was leaving, but I don't know for sure. Anyways, I hope he gets mugged and ass raped by a huge nigger. And I hope Muncie liquers catches fire and burns to the fucking ground. [ September 03, 2005, 03:48 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ] |
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I've never been to a single liquor store in Bloomington that didn't ask for 2 IDs. Some are requiring either 2 photo IDs or even 3 forms of ID. Not only that, but they grill you to death on them by asking random questions:
"What county are you from?" "What is the closest holiday to your birthday?" "Multiply your birthdate by your birthmonth" "Say your initials backwards" Any sign of hesitation on your part and then you get really, really grilled. The best one I've heard was when they asked a girl to spell her first name. You see, her "name" was Ashley, but you can spell that name so many different ways that they catch kids that way all the time. |
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I guess it wouldn't have been a huge deal if I didn't go to that liquer store EVERY time I buy alcohol in Muncie. On top of that, I had just been there the previous night and purchased alcohol. It's very close to my house, so I go there every time I need some booze. Not anymore though.
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agreed. not enough money my ass. something is going on with the liquor stores and an agreement with the town, or BSU. Otherwise at least one liquor store would try and get a monopoly on keg distribution, and make all the money. Fuck Muncie liquor stores.
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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Dirty, I've been in this place twice and never once was I carded for even a single ID. Couple this with the fact that in the past 2 months, two people have told me I look like I'm 35, and insecurity begins to mount.
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the guy was doing his job. if you're 21 it shouldnt make a difference, dipshit. it takes an extra 20 seconds out of your life.
and he was giving you a break, he shouldnt have accepted a AAA card for an ID. i caught one kid once by asking him what his father's name was because he was a jr. on his ID and he said a completely different name. i told him how much of an idiot he was and sent him on his way. |
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i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins
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I was going to mention something about that earlier, but didnt feel like being a dick for once.
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Who gives a fuck how it's spelled. Obviously I could give a shit less. And to Merciless, I had my state driver's license with me and showed it to him. He required a second form because apparently my ID wasn't good enough, and all I had was my AAA card. Maybe you should read the post a little more carefully before running off at the mouth.
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...that was stupid.
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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yeah, they totally shoulda called it bloody pussy liquors. And harry I believe merciless was correct in his statement, he meant the AAA card is not acceptable identification of a SECOND form of I.D.
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I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.
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Not in vegas, they dont really even check your ID hardcore when you buy beer and alki, as long as it says you're old enough is what matters to them, the clubs though are a different story altogether.
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I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.
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Yeah I had never heard of needing two forms of ID. It's not so much that he required two forms of ID that pissed me off. It was more along the lines that I go there every time I buy alcohol, I was just in there the night before and bought some with just my state ID. That's not the only reason either, the guy was just a flat out dickhead about the whole situation. Also, he was a dirty hippy fucker with long nappy hair and a dirty ass goatee complimenting his dirty ugly face.
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That is pretty fucking shitty. Most of the time, alcohol store owners are really nice to regulars. Some girl and I used to always go to the same store and buy around 70-200 dollars worth of booze everytime, and the guys working there fucking loved us. Especially her (since she was the one who was 21). They would always give us free lighters, discounts, or a couple of those mini bottles of Jose or Capn.
That's pretty stupid of that fucker to piss off people who spend a lot at his store. |
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Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.
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