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ProfessorNumber · 12-10-2005, 03:00 PM

I'm walking in the mall the other day, and I noticed that there is no longer an Abercrombie & Bitch store. In its place there is now a dance club. Now, I'm not a big clubber, but I figured I'd check it out. I walk in and hear the most aggravating music I've ever heard in my entire life. I look around and notice some employees; mainly average girls trying to dress like they're the hottest shit on earth. Half their pancake ass is sagging out of their new Vintage, low-cutt bitch jeans. Their infected belly button ring and love handles are exposed by their tiny t-shirt, which they intentionally bought that small. Then some douche male-employee wearing a popped collar and spiked hair walks up to see if I need any help. I was still pretty confused. A dance club doesn't really need any explaining. So I flipped him off, and kept walking around. I noticed that this particular dance club had a lot of underage bone skinny girls in one section, and a bunch of douches with either trendy layered or spiked hair. I also noticed that this club had random racks of clothing. Weird.

Basically Abercrombie sucks more cock than anyone's girlfriend on here. Their clothes are over-priced, and their styles are fucking ridiculous. The music they play in the store makes me want to go on a killing spree. Their employees are douches/bitches whose modeling career didn't pan out, so they settled for a job at Abercrombie and Bitch. The girls are always "somewhat" hot, but not nearly hot enough to pull off the clothes they try to wear. The guys just look like fucking jokes. Now, I'm sure someone will say "If you could afford it, you wouldn't mind it". Maybe. Regardless, I buy most of my clothes, and while I could waste money on Abercrombie, I'd rather waste that money on booze and cheap hookers, and actually look good doing it.

12-10-2005, 03:57 PM

It's not even expensive clothing, just garbage clothing that people think is expensive...

But I thought the Abercrombie debate had been settled years ago...

ProfessorNumber · 12-10-2005, 04:46 PM

You thought wrong.

Niger Angelus · 12-10-2005, 05:18 PM

I like their colonge, but I send my sister or moz in to get it. After my sophmore year in high school I never really thought much of A&F.

[ December 10, 2005, 02:19 PM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]

St. Anky · 12-10-2005, 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
\ After my sophmore year in high school I never really thought much of A&F.

but you still capitalize the a and f

Niger Angelus · 12-10-2005, 07:19 PM

It's proper punctuation. What does it have to do with anyhow?

Mr. Mayor · 12-10-2005, 08:46 PM

it shows a certain amount of respect for it, much in the way im sure osama bin laden doesnt capitalize America. showing you have some subconciouss love for the clothing store. however your name has nigger in it. thus you are ok in my book

Cocktooth · 12-10-2005, 08:59 PM

i remember my first year of college, I went in to get some shirts and stuff and I couldnt stand it in there. Now there was an amazingly hot chick working and i didnt mind seeing her every so often when we would go to the mall, but I would never shop there. Music is to loud and I wouldnt mind paying 60 bucks for a nice pair of jeans, but i prefer to put my own holes in them. Who the hell would buy clothes that have already been ripped to shit and will last about 2 months??!

Beebs · 12-11-2005, 08:07 PM

Dude, you're a self admitted yuppy, but you're the worst type, a self-loathing yuppy.

Cocktooth · 12-11-2005, 08:48 PM

hmmm dude i have owned 2 articles of clothing from abercrombie...one was some cologne and the other was the greatest pair of briefs ever....i havent shopped there since ive been 18 and refuse to go into a store...sooo there is your yuppy

hellcat · 12-11-2005, 09:15 PM

Abercrombie does have good cologne but I think thats the only thing I own from there as well. If you think the atmosphere in abercrombie is annoying try going into hollister. It's abercrombie meets surfer dude for 12 year olds.

Cocktooth · 12-11-2005, 09:21 PM

at least at hollister you get to pick your own music and its not all techno wish i was on x type of music...having said that still dont like it

ProfessorNumber · 12-11-2005, 10:52 PM

DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HOLLISTER. I mean, I give Abercrombie credit for brilliant marketing, but the feel of the store is awful. It's like walking into an evil tiki club. I've only been in there a couple times, but everytime, I've been tempted to spit on the employee's faces.

Mr. Blonde · 12-11-2005, 11:01 PM

I'll agree with that, for some reason I've never felt comfortable in either abercrombie or hollister's stores...abercrombies is suspiciously spacious and hollister is just weird...why do i have to walk up stairs to walk back down again...just let me f uckin' walk in.

Cocktooth · 12-11-2005, 11:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
why do i have to walk up stairs to walk back down again...just let me f uckin' walk in.[/QB]

haha i have never thought about it like this before. Very nice point you make.

fancymeghan · 12-12-2005, 01:44 AM

blonde has a good point.

not to mention, hollister has one of the worst floor plans ever. how the fuck did thier marketing team come up with that? it's not the best idea to have a shitty layout with a bunch of dumbass high schoolers wandering all over the place.

[like, duh.]

[ December 11, 2005, 10:45 PM: Message edited by: fancymeghan ]

12-10-2005, 03:00 PM	#1 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,213 Internets: 2401	I'm walking in the mall the other day, and I noticed that there is no longer an Abercrombie & Bitch store. In its place there is now a dance club. Now, I'm not a big clubber, but I figured I'd check it out. I walk in and hear the most aggravating music I've ever heard in my entire life. I look around and notice some employees; mainly average girls trying to dress like they're the hottest shit on earth. Half their pancake ass is sagging out of their new Vintage, low-cutt bitch jeans. Their infected belly button ring and love handles are exposed by their tiny t-shirt, which they intentionally bought that small. Then some douche male-employee wearing a popped collar and spiked hair walks up to see if I need any help. I was still pretty confused. A dance club doesn't really need any explaining. So I flipped him off, and kept walking around. I noticed that this particular dance club had a lot of underage bone skinny girls in one section, and a bunch of douches with either trendy layered or spiked hair. I also noticed that this club had random racks of clothing. Weird. Basically Abercrombie sucks more cock than anyone's girlfriend on here. Their clothes are over-priced, and their styles are fucking ridiculous. The music they play in the store makes me want to go on a killing spree. Their employees are douches/bitches whose modeling career didn't pan out, so they settled for a job at Abercrombie and Bitch. The girls are always "somewhat" hot, but not nearly hot enough to pull off the clothes they try to wear. The guys just look like fucking jokes. Now, I'm sure someone will say "If you could afford it, you wouldn't mind it". Maybe. Regardless, I buy most of my clothes, and while I could waste money on Abercrombie, I'd rather waste that money on booze and cheap hookers, and actually look good doing it.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

12-10-2005, 03:57 PM	#2 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	It's not even expensive clothing, just garbage clothing that people think is expensive... But I thought the Abercrombie debate had been settled years ago...
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

12-10-2005, 04:46 PM	#3 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,213 Internets: 2401	You thought wrong.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

12-10-2005, 05:18 PM	#4 (permalink)
Niger Angelus It's in the breeze... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,691 Internets: -26	I like their colonge, but I send my sister or moz in to get it. After my sophmore year in high school I never really thought much of A&F. [ December 10, 2005, 02:19 PM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]
	the composer just went deaf. the singer lost his breathe, in the glow of the crowd. the dancer's on a crutch. the writer drank to much. the director lost his touch. In the glow of the crowd. can you resist the urge to burn the script we wrote?

12-10-2005, 07:19 PM	#6 (permalink)
Niger Angelus It's in the breeze... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,691 Internets: -26	It's proper punctuation. What does it have to do with anyhow?
	the composer just went deaf. the singer lost his breathe, in the glow of the crowd. the dancer's on a crutch. the writer drank to much. the director lost his touch. In the glow of the crowd. can you resist the urge to burn the script we wrote?

12-10-2005, 08:46 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mr. Mayor Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Indiana Posts: 11 Internets: 10	it shows a certain amount of respect for it, much in the way im sure osama bin laden doesnt capitalize America. showing you have some subconciouss love for the clothing store. however your name has nigger in it. thus you are ok in my book
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12-10-2005, 08:59 PM	#8 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 3,754 Internets: 22095	i remember my first year of college, I went in to get some shirts and stuff and I couldnt stand it in there. Now there was an amazingly hot chick working and i didnt mind seeing her every so often when we would go to the mall, but I would never shop there. Music is to loud and I wouldnt mind paying 60 bucks for a nice pair of jeans, but i prefer to put my own holes in them. Who the hell would buy clothes that have already been ripped to shit and will last about 2 months??!
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12-11-2005, 08:07 PM	#9 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 4,507 Internets: 62004	Dude, you're a self admitted yuppy, but you're the worst type, a self-loathing yuppy.

12-11-2005, 08:48 PM	#10 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 3,754 Internets: 22095	hmmm dude i have owned 2 articles of clothing from abercrombie...one was some cologne and the other was the greatest pair of briefs ever....i havent shopped there since ive been 18 and refuse to go into a store...sooo there is your yuppy
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12-11-2005, 09:15 PM	#11 (permalink)
hellcat Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 316 Internets: 10	Abercrombie does have good cologne but I think thats the only thing I own from there as well. If you think the atmosphere in abercrombie is annoying try going into hollister. It's abercrombie meets surfer dude for 12 year olds.
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12-11-2005, 09:21 PM	#12 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 3,754 Internets: 22095	at least at hollister you get to pick your own music and its not all techno wish i was on x type of music...having said that still dont like it
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12-11-2005, 10:52 PM	#13 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,213 Internets: 2401	DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON HOLLISTER. I mean, I give Abercrombie credit for brilliant marketing, but the feel of the store is awful. It's like walking into an evil tiki club. I've only been in there a couple times, but everytime, I've been tempted to spit on the employee's faces.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

12-12-2005, 01:44 AM	#16 (permalink)
fancymeghan Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: indiana. Posts: 504 Internets: 306	blonde has a good point. not to mention, hollister has one of the worst floor plans ever. how the fuck did thier marketing team come up with that? it's not the best idea to have a shitty layout with a bunch of dumbass high schoolers wandering all over the place. [like, duh.] [ December 11, 2005, 10:45 PM: Message edited by: fancymeghan ]

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