07-23-2004, 08:34 PM | #76 (permalink) | |
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There are few who can, however, do that, and they are a very skilled crowd. Those people, while mentioned a few times already, are homosexuals. I hate to break it to you, but it's true. | |
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07-23-2004, 08:38 PM | #77 (permalink) |
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so are you saying that you lust after me? motherfucker.....
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We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.
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07-23-2004, 08:40 PM | #78 (permalink) |
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I don't know, am I? I can sure as hell tell you that rla doesn't know if he does, or he does know, but doesn't want to come out about it.
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07-23-2004, 08:43 PM | #79 (permalink) |
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yeah. it's great having the world's biggest smartass for a boyfriend. really. just grand.
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We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.
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07-24-2004, 03:03 AM | #83 (permalink) | |
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07-24-2004, 03:06 AM | #84 (permalink) |
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well silver, you just have to understand..
A. his ego shows us that he probably thinks that he's the most gorgeous person on earth. there is not one person who could take that #1 spot. and B. you would probably have to be male for him to be attracted to you. after all, he is quite the homosexual. aren't his temper tantrums a big clue? professor number = insecurity + temper tantrums = homosexual. |
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07-24-2004, 03:08 AM | #85 (permalink) | |
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unless of course, your smartass boyfriend is my smartass boyfriend. then i'd have to kill you. | |
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07-24-2004, 03:20 AM | #87 (permalink) | |
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unless of course, your smartass boyfriend is my smartass boyfriend. then i'd have to kill you.</font>[/quote]Ask your smartass boyfriend. | |
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07-24-2004, 03:31 AM | #89 (permalink) |
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Actually I am not aware of the IQ level of my ass. I suppose I could ask it
*Asks his ass* Wow, thats just what I thought! It told me it's a goddamn genius. [ July 24, 2004, 01:33 AM: Message edited by: cough man ] |
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07-24-2004, 03:09 PM | #90 (permalink) |
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I think biotches are hot!!!
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07-26-2004, 02:11 AM | #95 (permalink) |
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there is an edit button and (or maybe you prefer abd) please don't hesitate to use it.
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