Okay, so my phone got busted, called Verizon, cashed in on my insurance, 50$ deductible, they sent me a new phone next day. I was pretty pumped because they were sending me a different phone altogether, the newest model most similar to my last one. So anyways, i get the package this morning, i'm on the way to the library so i throw it in my backpack, and i took it out here at the computer lab. Underneath the charger, i shit you not, there lies a Trustex condom. Still in it's packaging thank god...but what the fuck? I don't know how the hell it got there...i'm honestly shocked. At first i thought maybe it's a promotional thing? I have no clue what to make of this.

its a sign, bang that chick.

Verizon is simply telling you that since you are now able to use your phone, to call up some random whore and rail her.

At least thats how I'd take it.

I have to agree with merciless. Honestly, it seems pretty cut and dry to me.

Goddammit, i was trying to silence this fucker and instead i locked it, and the default code isnt working. So now it is locked and I can't even activate it. This is ridiculous.

Maybe it was a clue from them saying i'm about to get fucked. By my phone.

Still dont think this tops me finding a sachet of brown sauce in a pack of condoms.