Cell phone, charger, and...condom??? - Nubblies.net Forums

Mr. Blonde · 12-13-2005, 03:32 PM

Okay, so my phone got busted, called Verizon, cashed in on my insurance, 50$ deductible, they sent me a new phone next day. I was pretty pumped because they were sending me a different phone altogether, the newest model most similar to my last one. So anyways, i get the package this morning, i'm on the way to the library so i throw it in my backpack, and i took it out here at the computer lab. Underneath the charger, i shit you not, there lies a Trustex condom. Still in it's packaging thank god...but what the fuck? I don't know how the hell it got there...i'm honestly shocked. At first i thought maybe it's a promotional thing? I have no clue what to make of this.

theMerciless1 · 12-13-2005, 03:38 PM

its a sign, bang that chick.

SittinOnDubsWGW · 12-13-2005, 03:41 PM

Verizon is simply telling you that since you are now able to use your phone, to call up some random whore and rail her.

At least thats how I'd take it.

Orgazmo · 12-13-2005, 04:12 PM

I have to agree with merciless. Honestly, it seems pretty cut and dry to me.

Mr. Blonde · 12-13-2005, 04:41 PM

Goddammit, i was trying to silence this fucker and instead i locked it, and the default code isnt working. So now it is locked and I can't even activate it. This is ridiculous.

Mr. Blonde · 12-13-2005, 04:55 PM

Maybe it was a clue from them saying i'm about to get fucked. By my phone.

Heaven Can Wait · 12-13-2005, 05:41 PM

Still dont think this tops me finding a sachet of brown sauce in a pack of condoms.

12-13-2005, 03:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	its a sign, bang that chick.
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Heaven Can Wait English. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England Posts: 868 Internets: 179	Still dont think this tops me finding a sachet of brown sauce in a pack of condoms.
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12-13-2005, 03:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
SittinOnDubsWGW I make bad decisions. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Desert Posts: 2,585 Internets: 44405	Verizon is simply telling you that since you are now able to use your phone, to call up some random whore and rail her. At least thats how I'd take it.

12-13-2005, 04:12 PM	#4 (permalink)
Orgazmo Why a derp? Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 13,859 Internets: 108314	I have to agree with merciless. Honestly, it seems pretty cut and dry to me.