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Empress Magnificent
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and i am going to shoot the next fucking dog that comes into my yard. i am so fucking sick and tired of the redneck fucks that live in my neighborhood not keeping their fucking dogs in their own goddamn yards. we took our garbage to the end of the driveway and one knocked a can over and has scattered it down the street.... that dog gets it first.
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I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.
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It's in the breeze...
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So what happened? Its been 11 days, something had to have gone down. Unless this is going to be a case of very well pre-meditated murder.
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the composer just went deaf.
the singer lost his breathe, in the glow of the crowd. the dancer's on a crutch. the writer drank to much. the director lost his touch. In the glow of the crowd. can you resist the urge to burn the script we wrote? |
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It's in the breeze...
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Eh, I guess problem is solved then. Hmm... the is rather anti-climatic
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the composer just went deaf.
the singer lost his breathe, in the glow of the crowd. the dancer's on a crutch. the writer drank to much. the director lost his touch. In the glow of the crowd. can you resist the urge to burn the script we wrote? |
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However, if you stab the dog, it will emotionally traumatize the neighbors to the point where they will not want to own a dog, and if for some wacky reason they do, they will never let it touch your yard. The key is to leave the knife in the dog, and then throw the dog back into their yard, with a note attached. The note would say: "Fuck yo dog nigga" | |
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Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.
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would that be a bad thing? [ November 03, 2005, 06:58 PM: Message edited by: Lucy Fur ] | |
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I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.
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