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Lucy Fur · 10-26-2005, 07:19 PM

and i am going to shoot the next fucking dog that comes into my yard. i am so fucking sick and tired of the redneck fucks that live in my neighborhood not keeping their fucking dogs in their own goddamn yards. we took our garbage to the end of the driveway and one knocked a can over and has scattered it down the street.... that dog gets it first.

Repugnant Abomination · 10-26-2005, 08:16 PM

Shoot the owners not their pets.

MAGICLIT · 10-26-2005, 08:40 PM

yea, shoot somebody.

ProfessorNumber · 10-26-2005, 08:43 PM

Stab the dog. It will make the owners more mad.

Lucy Fur · 10-26-2005, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Repugnant Abomination:
Shoot the owners not their pets.

i wouldn't use a mere bb gun on the owners... i have other things in miond for them. useless fucking wastes of oxygen

Niger Angelus · 11-01-2005, 02:53 AM

So what happened? Its been 11 days, something had to have gone down. Unless this is going to be a case of very well pre-meditated murder.

Lucy Fur · 11-01-2005, 02:59 AM

havent seen the most obnoxious dog for a few days. maybe it got run over or something

Niger Angelus · 11-01-2005, 03:32 AM

Eh, I guess problem is solved then. Hmm... the is rather anti-climatic

Lucy Fur · 11-01-2005, 11:05 AM

i know.

Mars Man · 11-01-2005, 11:44 AM

Buy pepper spray...or a skunk maybe?

Lucy Fur · 11-01-2005, 12:12 PM

i have police issue pepper spray. didn't even think about using that.... excellent idea, mars. one blast in the face and the owners will go down like a ton of bricks, screaming and gouging their eyes.

Mars Man · 11-01-2005, 02:50 PM

I meant the pepper spray for the dogs...I doubt they'd ever go back near your house if they sniffed that stuff.

Lucy Fur · 11-01-2005, 06:14 PM

but using it on the owners would probably be more effective and much more fun.

Mars Man · 11-01-2005, 10:32 PM

True.

Lucy Fur · 11-01-2005, 11:02 PM

is that your hand in your avatar? want me to kiss your booboo better?

ProfessorNumber · 11-02-2005, 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
Stab the dog. It will make the owners more mad.

Ahem...

Lucy Fur · 11-02-2005, 05:14 PM

i would rather stab the owner than the dog, PN. the dog is just being a dog. it does't know any better. the owners should

ProfessorNumber · 11-02-2005, 08:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lucy Fur:
i would rather stab the owner than the dog, PN. the dog is just being a dog. it does't know any better. the owners should

Yes, but stabbing the owner won't get rid of the dog problem. Then their dog will run rampant, without any owner to constrain it, and it will eat your garbage, shit on your kid's faces, and piss on your doorstep.

However, if you stab the dog, it will emotionally traumatize the neighbors to the point where they will not want to own a dog, and if for some wacky reason they do, they will never let it touch your yard. The key is to leave the knife in the dog, and then throw the dog back into their yard, with a note attached.

The note would say: "Fuck yo dog nigga"

Repugnant Abomination · 11-02-2005, 08:53 PM

Hey, Professor.

Shut up.

ProfessorNumber · 11-02-2005, 11:17 PM

Hey Repugnant.

Fuck you.

Mars Man · 11-03-2005, 11:07 AM

Hey, both of you,

Die.

Lucy Fur · 11-03-2005, 05:38 PM

hey mars.....

Quote:

Originally posted by Lucy Fur:
is that your hand in your avatar? want me to kiss your booboo better?

Mars Man · 11-03-2005, 07:37 PM

oops..how did I miss that???!?!

You just want an excuse to put your lips on my body, don't you Lucy?

Ironic Mustache · 11-03-2005, 08:17 PM

*corpse

Lucy Fur · 11-03-2005, 09:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mars Man:
oops..how did I miss that???!?!

You just want an excuse to put your lips on my body, don't you Lucy?

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would that be a bad thing?

[ November 03, 2005, 06:58 PM: Message edited by: Lucy Fur ]

10-26-2005, 07:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	and i am going to shoot the next fucking dog that comes into my yard. i am so fucking sick and tired of the redneck fucks that live in my neighborhood not keeping their fucking dogs in their own goddamn yards. we took our garbage to the end of the driveway and one knocked a can over and has scattered it down the street.... that dog gets it first.
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

10-26-2005, 08:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	yea, shoot somebody.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

10-26-2005, 08:43 PM	#4 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,213 Internets: 2401	Stab the dog. It will make the owners more mad.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

11-01-2005, 02:53 AM	#6 (permalink)
Niger Angelus It's in the breeze... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,691 Internets: -26	So what happened? Its been 11 days, something had to have gone down. Unless this is going to be a case of very well pre-meditated murder.
	the composer just went deaf. the singer lost his breathe, in the glow of the crowd. the dancer's on a crutch. the writer drank to much. the director lost his touch. In the glow of the crowd. can you resist the urge to burn the script we wrote?

11-01-2005, 02:59 AM	#7 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	havent seen the most obnoxious dog for a few days. maybe it got run over or something
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

10-26-2005, 08:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Shitousan Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,404 Internets: 53206	Shoot the owners not their pets.

11-01-2005, 03:32 AM	#8 (permalink)
Niger Angelus It's in the breeze... Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,691 Internets: -26	Eh, I guess problem is solved then. Hmm... the is rather anti-climatic
	the composer just went deaf. the singer lost his breathe, in the glow of the crowd. the dancer's on a crutch. the writer drank to much. the director lost his touch. In the glow of the crowd. can you resist the urge to burn the script we wrote?

11-01-2005, 11:05 AM	#9 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	i know.
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

11-01-2005, 11:44 AM	#10 (permalink)
Mars Man Part dork, part bald Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brazil Posts: 291 Internets: 10	Buy pepper spray...or a skunk maybe?

11-01-2005, 12:12 PM	#11 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	i have police issue pepper spray. didn't even think about using that.... excellent idea, mars. one blast in the face and the owners will go down like a ton of bricks, screaming and gouging their eyes.
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

11-01-2005, 02:50 PM	#12 (permalink)
Mars Man Part dork, part bald Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brazil Posts: 291 Internets: 10	I meant the pepper spray for the dogs...I doubt they'd ever go back near your house if they sniffed that stuff.

11-01-2005, 06:14 PM	#13 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	but using it on the owners would probably be more effective and much more fun.
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

11-01-2005, 10:32 PM	#14 (permalink)
Mars Man Part dork, part bald Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brazil Posts: 291 Internets: 10	True.

11-01-2005, 11:02 PM	#15 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	is that your hand in your avatar? want me to kiss your booboo better?
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

11-02-2005, 05:14 PM	#17 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	i would rather stab the owner than the dog, PN. the dog is just being a dog. it does't know any better. the owners should
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

11-03-2005, 08:17 PM	#24 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 6,503 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 48312	*corpse
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-02-2005, 08:53 PM	#19 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Shitousan Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,404 Internets: 53206	Hey, Professor. Shut up.

11-02-2005, 11:17 PM	#20 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,213 Internets: 2401	Hey Repugnant. Fuck you.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

11-03-2005, 11:07 AM	#21 (permalink)
Mars Man Part dork, part bald Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brazil Posts: 291 Internets: 10	Hey, both of you, Die.

11-03-2005, 07:37 PM	#23 (permalink)
Mars Man Part dork, part bald Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Brazil Posts: 291 Internets: 10	oops..how did I miss that???!?! You just want an excuse to put your lips on my body, don't you Lucy?

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