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PassingFad · 12-07-2005, 03:54 AM

It's one thing for women to get in the gym, throwing 12 pound dumbbells and spewing nonsense about "toning up." But when guys come in, usually wearing a wife-beater or tight white undershirt showing off their soft body, chronically throw on 20% more weight than they should rightly handle, and use terrible form to lift it a few times, moving haphazardly through a completely improvised schedule consisting of a few bicep curls, some flat bench, and oh hell, why not some calf raises-- it pisses me off is what I'm saying.

I have nothing against people who don't work out often, aren't strong, or don't know proper form. But before you even step in the gym, get your shit together. Go with someone who does know what they're doing. I guarantee you know someone and I guarantee they don't mind.

No more trying to clean your curls up. No more leg pressing your calf raises. No more bouncing the bar off your chest. Who the fuck are you cheating? So the more experienced guys in the gym are seeing you bench 165 badly instead of 145 with decent form. Dude, they're all benching 250 and don't give a shit because they've moved on to bigger and better things.

Not a day goes by that someone in the gym doesn't piss me off with their ignorance and unwillingness to correct it.

ProfessorNumber · 12-07-2005, 04:28 PM

Yes. I hate this. The funniest example I ever saw was in the YMCA in Warsaw. Two skinny-ass skin heads walk into the weight room. No one thinks anything of it, but I notice them put 135 on the bench press (one 45 plate on each side). I was amused and stopped working out to watch, since it appeared that both were too skinny to even pick up a plate. The first guy gets about 3 reps with terrible form. Then his friend gets on the bench. As soon as the bar was lifted, one of his arms gave out and the plate fell off with a large and humorous noise, which immediately led to the other side see-sawing off as well. The jackass was left with an empty bar in his hands while the entire weight room just stared.

I chuckled about it for a while.

Ugly Bastard · 12-07-2005, 04:29 PM

Thats a great story.

-UB

Mr. Blonde · 12-07-2005, 04:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PassingFad:

I have nothing against people who don't work out often, aren't strong, or don't know proper form.

I do.

theMerciless1 · 12-07-2005, 04:33 PM

and i bet it pisses you off that someone who fits that description, much like my self, could kick your ass.
burn.

Ugly Bastard · 12-07-2005, 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by PassingFad:

I have nothing against people who don't work out often, aren't strong, or don't know proper form.

I do.[/quote]
Do you take it personally, Blonde? Like if you knew a guy who just wanted to be as skinny as possible, and therefore legitimately never worked out, wasn't strong at all, and if they did work out, would look terrible doing it; would you like hold it against him and sorta hate him in a way?

-UB

[ December 07, 2005, 01:35 PM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Mr. Mistoffelees · 12-07-2005, 04:37 PM

FUCK YOU. I don't work out often, I'm not strong, and I don't know proper form. Watch your back Mr. Blonde, because next time I see you will be the last day you ever work out ever... Your days are numbered.

ProfessorNumber · 12-07-2005, 04:40 PM

Hahah. How come every thread against shitty lifters ends in challenge to fight?

theMerciless1 · 12-07-2005, 04:45 PM

we too need to prove our manhood.

Mr. Blonde · 12-07-2005, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
Hahah. How come every thread against shitty lifters ends in challenge to fight?

Good question. Especially when the threats are unfounded.

Mr. Blonde · 12-07-2005, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
Do you take it personally, Blonde? Like if you knew a guy who just wanted to be as skinny as possible, and therefore legitimately never worked out, wasn't strong at all, and if they did work out, would look terrible doing it; would you like hold it against him and sorta hate him in a way?

-UB

I guess it doesnt bother me much with skinny people as much as it does fat people. Regardless, I think people should exercise and eat healthy because they owe it to their body, but that's just my mindset. Lately though, i've been really fucking pissed off at ridiculously fat people. Have some fucking self respect, Lord knows you could at least TRY to lose the weight. They're a burden on fucking society, and an eyesore.

theMerciless1 · 12-07-2005, 05:06 PM

what dude?!?! are you fucking talking about me because i will totally fucking brain you!!!!!

uuuuuggghhh!

MAGICLIT · 12-07-2005, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork:
FUCK YOU. I don't work out often, I'm not strong, and I don't know proper form. Watch your back Mr. Blonde, because next time I see you will be the last day you ever work out ever... Your days are numbered.

Thats hot.

Mr. Blonde · 12-07-2005, 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by theMerciless1:
what dude?!?! are you fucking talking about me because i will totally fucking brain you!!!!!

uuuuuggghhh!

What the hell are you talking about?

Mr. Mistoffelees · 12-07-2005, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MAGICLIT:
Thats hot.

Hey baby

Blonde is as good as dead.

MAGICLIT · 12-07-2005, 05:35 PM

Be careful, his body is covered in glistening muscle oil, you might slip.

theMerciless1 · 12-07-2005, 05:54 PM

i'm fucking with you blonde, you turkish oil wrestler.

PassingFad · 12-07-2005, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by PassingFad:

I have nothing against people who don't work out often, aren't strong, or don't know proper form.

I do.[/quote]
One part of me says "Oh, everybody was like that at one point, they just have to learn and get used to it before they can get any good at it," but I honestly don't ever remember not knowing what I was doing, even when I was a weakass sophomore in high school. Everyone's just gotta be so tough.

If you are fat, get on the treadmill.
If you are skinny, hit the free weights, heavy as you can, with good form.
If you are just dumpy and want to get rid of your love handles, get on the treadmill. Situps are NOT going to help.
If you want to be buff, lift heavy and for god's sakes eat right.
If you want to be the very best at lifting a bar unsteadily with a spotter's help twice, just put as much as you want on there.

And beyond that, if you REALLY don't give a damn what you look like, honestly, then you can talk about not going to the gym. You're very lucky that you've fooled yourself into believing society doesn't judge you at first glance 100 times a day.

Ironic Mustache · 12-07-2005, 08:04 PM

LMAO at elitist gym members talking shit about their inferiors.

ProfessorNumber · 12-07-2005, 08:58 PM

I am superior.

Mr. Mistoffelees · 12-07-2005, 09:06 PM

Mother superior.

LOL

Ugly Bastard · 12-07-2005, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
Lately though, i've been really fucking pissed off at ridiculously fat people. Have some fucking self respect, Lord knows you could at least TRY to lose the weight. They're a burden on fucking society, and an eyesore.

I know exactly how you feel.

-UB

Ironic Mustache · 12-07-2005, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
I am superior.

I didn't say that you weren't.

Beebs · 12-08-2005, 12:26 AM

Although it is kinda humorous, get used to it, get over yourself, and do your work without worrying about other people.

Heaven Can Wait · 12-08-2005, 08:06 AM

Christmas is coming, I cant wait till Jan 1st when all the fat fucks decide to get fit, Waiting an hour for a bar is always fun.

12-07-2005, 03:54 AM	#1 (permalink)
PassingFad Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Muncie Posts: 38 Internets: 10	It's one thing for women to get in the gym, throwing 12 pound dumbbells and spewing nonsense about "toning up." But when guys come in, usually wearing a wife-beater or tight white undershirt showing off their soft body, chronically throw on 20% more weight than they should rightly handle, and use terrible form to lift it a few times, moving haphazardly through a completely improvised schedule consisting of a few bicep curls, some flat bench, and oh hell, why not some calf raises-- it pisses me off is what I'm saying. I have nothing against people who don't work out often, aren't strong, or don't know proper form. But before you even step in the gym, get your shit together. Go with someone who does know what they're doing. I guarantee you know someone and I guarantee they don't mind. No more trying to clean your curls up. No more leg pressing your calf raises. No more bouncing the bar off your chest. Who the fuck are you cheating? So the more experienced guys in the gym are seeing you bench 165 badly instead of 145 with decent form. Dude, they're all benching 250 and don't give a shit because they've moved on to bigger and better things. Not a day goes by that someone in the gym doesn't piss me off with their ignorance and unwillingness to correct it.
	Disco, motherfucker!

12-07-2005, 04:28 PM	#2 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,213 Internets: 2401	Yes. I hate this. The funniest example I ever saw was in the YMCA in Warsaw. Two skinny-ass skin heads walk into the weight room. No one thinks anything of it, but I notice them put 135 on the bench press (one 45 plate on each side). I was amused and stopped working out to watch, since it appeared that both were too skinny to even pick up a plate. The first guy gets about 3 reps with terrible form. Then his friend gets on the bench. As soon as the bar was lifted, one of his arms gave out and the plate fell off with a large and humorous noise, which immediately led to the other side see-sawing off as well. The jackass was left with an empty bar in his hands while the entire weight room just stared. I chuckled about it for a while.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

12-07-2005, 04:29 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playa del Carmen Posts: 12,786 Internets: 117711	Thats a great story. -UB
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12-07-2005, 04:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	and i bet it pisses you off that someone who fits that description, much like my self, could kick your ass. burn.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-07-2005, 04:37 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mr. Mistoffelees Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 8,142 Internets: 97943	FUCK YOU. I don't work out often, I'm not strong, and I don't know proper form. Watch your back Mr. Blonde, because next time I see you will be the last day you ever work out ever... Your days are numbered.
	Band teachers always have a larger than life persona - ID

12-07-2005, 04:40 PM	#8 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,213 Internets: 2401	Hahah. How come every thread against shitty lifters ends in challenge to fight?
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

12-07-2005, 04:45 PM	#9 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	we too need to prove our manhood.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-07-2005, 05:06 PM	#12 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	what dude?!?! are you fucking talking about me because i will totally fucking brain you!!!!! uuuuuggghhh!
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-07-2005, 05:35 PM	#16 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Be careful, his body is covered in glistening muscle oil, you might slip.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

12-07-2005, 05:54 PM	#17 (permalink)
theMerciless1 Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Location: ming\'s palace Posts: 1,495 Internets: 412	i'm fucking with you blonde, you turkish oil wrestler.
	i who have nothing but the comfort of my sins

12-07-2005, 08:04 PM	#19 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 6,503 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 48312	LMAO at elitist gym members talking shit about their inferiors.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

12-07-2005, 08:58 PM	#20 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,213 Internets: 2401	I am superior.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

12-07-2005, 09:06 PM	#21 (permalink)
Mr. Mistoffelees Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 8,142 Internets: 97943	Mother superior. LOL
	Band teachers always have a larger than life persona - ID

12-08-2005, 12:26 AM	#24 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 4,507 Internets: 62004	Although it is kinda humorous, get used to it, get over yourself, and do your work without worrying about other people.

12-08-2005, 08:06 AM	#25 (permalink)
Heaven Can Wait English. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England Posts: 868 Internets: 179	Christmas is coming, I cant wait till Jan 1st when all the fat fucks decide to get fit, Waiting an hour for a bar is always fun.
	there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.

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