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underwater · 02-01-2005, 01:24 AM

"You can't hug your children with nuclear arms."

Anybody ever watched the show Family Guy? Apparently our hairy-upper-lipped friend hasn't.

I really don't give a damn what he thinks about me, what with his post about MY posts being worthless. Especially since it sounds like either....

A. This is an older member with a new/alternate I.D. or

B. He did some background and read some negative comments by a few upperclass Nubblites about me, and thought he'd try to fit in a little bit more by bashing me because apparently everybody else does.

People who don't draw their own thought-out conclusions are worthless drones. Yes, you may be a creative little ass, but apparently you have yet to form your own opinions. Grow some balls, and think of something new to say.

NOW you have room to complain about me being a "stupid bitch" if you find this post to be stupid-bitch-worthy. Any comments or opinions based on anything before this post will be disregarded because you are one ignorant motherfucker.

P.S. I am very female. Can't you tell?

StabMaster Arson · 02-01-2005, 01:29 AM

you forgot...

C. He actually read a good lot of your posts and came to the conclusion that you are worthless.

I realize that this may be hard for you to understand, but it's completely possible that you really are quite annoying to some people.

underwater · 02-01-2005, 01:32 AM

I don't argue that, but I do find it hard to believe that he legitimately came to that conclusion just from the posts I've made in the past day.

Saint DH · 02-01-2005, 01:38 AM

He's probably read through the archives though...

underwater · 02-01-2005, 01:43 AM

Still find it hard to believe. Oh well.

02-01-2005, 01:56 AM

I thought it was funny, personally, how quickly he was able to identify you as a dumbass.

And he's not a multiple account, we've allready been over that I thought.

Mr. Blonde · 02-01-2005, 02:32 AM

Yeah, he's a new member to the site, not an old one, underwater...only been here a few weeks.

underwater · 02-01-2005, 02:33 AM

Whatever you guys say. I still think it's a bunch of shit, whether he's an old member or not.

Mr. Blonde · 02-01-2005, 02:40 AM

You're just pissed off that people who werent even here when you were hated before realize they hate you after only knowing of your existence for about 2 days.

underwater · 02-01-2005, 02:43 AM

No, I'm pissed off because it's a bunch of ridiculous bullshit and because the people complaining about me are a bunch of anal bitches.

tonguegina · 02-01-2005, 02:58 AM

Aww...does underwater need a tissue.

George Sherman · 02-01-2005, 07:08 AM

I went to this thread thinking it may be something interesting, you know, jump to conclusions. But as soon as I saw that it was created by underwater, I, well first I puked in my mouth, then I scrolled down to tell her to SHUT THE FUCK UP.

[ February 01, 2005, 04:08 AM: Message edited by: George Sherman ]

Cocktooth · 02-01-2005, 03:44 PM

Is underwater hot...she is a girl right????

tonguegina · 02-01-2005, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shaw:
Is underwater hot...she is a girl right????

Shaw...you poor, misguided soul. Do you think this many people on Nubblies would talk this much shit to a hot girl?

Cocktooth · 02-01-2005, 04:33 PM

true...but if she was hot, and just a dumbass...i could work my way around that!!!

Ironic Mustache · 02-01-2005, 05:05 PM

How did I miss this gem of a thread?

Here's the story underwater. As soon as I saw your screen name I was going to make a very light hearted G rated joke about it, but then I read your post. It was absolutely AWFUL. Something about someone needing the gumption to tell their mom they were dating a guy named bubba or something. I had to fight the immediate craving to smash a light bulb into my eyes so as not to run the risk of ever reading one of your posts again.

That was my mistake... I should have gone through with it, but instead continue to fall victim to your idiocy. With every post I read I began to dislike you more. I got to about 6 or 7 and decided that a thread in the Shit Talking forum was inevitable anyway, so I might as well do it right then. You seem to develop high levels of sand in your vagina every time someone calls you out as the worthless douche you are, but continue to post anyway. It's not a few "assholes" that don't like you, it's everyone. I'm pretty sure if Jesus was alive today, even he'd make fun of you. Now having said all that, I'll patiently await your response. I do ask that you answer one question in you lame retort though.

What if anything, are you good for?

St. Anky · 02-01-2005, 06:19 PM

i think we should leave her alone. every once in a while she has something good to contribute to the site. and, she's one of the only girls that we can actually consider a member. we're all a bunch of assholes and for a member of the opposite sex to actually be able to tolerate us is something astonishing.

praise to you underwater for being such a hardcore bitch to be able to take all our bullshit daily. now go fuck yourself.

Saint DH · 02-01-2005, 06:27 PM

I have to agree with Anky. She may be one hell of a stupid bitch, but it seems like everyone bashes her no matter what she says. Granted, 95% of what she says is worthy of bashing, but the other 5% is not. Perhaps we should all acknowledge that.

Orgazmo · 02-01-2005, 07:20 PM

I third the motion.

Ironic Mustache · 02-01-2005, 07:21 PM

I honestly don't care one way or the other.

02-01-2005, 07:27 PM

I actually was holding back on Underwater, thinking she might be emotionally unstable, until Mr. Blonde pointed out that I was going "soft."

Underwater, you are a dumb cunt.

sim_flex_x · 02-01-2005, 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by St. Anky:
she's one of the only girls that we can actually consider a member.

that hurts

Ironic Mustache · 02-01-2005, 07:41 PM

Alright everyone fess up. Are you a girl or not? I'm getting confused now.

sim_flex_x · 02-01-2005, 07:46 PM

last time I checked I was

George Sherman · 02-01-2005, 07:48 PM

Ya dude I'm a girl

02-01-2005, 01:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	"You can't hug your children with nuclear arms." Anybody ever watched the show Family Guy? Apparently our hairy-upper-lipped friend hasn't. I really don't give a damn what he thinks about me, what with his post about MY posts being worthless. Especially since it sounds like either.... A. This is an older member with a new/alternate I.D. or B. He did some background and read some negative comments by a few upperclass Nubblites about me, and thought he'd try to fit in a little bit more by bashing me because apparently everybody else does. People who don't draw their own thought-out conclusions are worthless drones. Yes, you may be a creative little ass, but apparently you have yet to form your own opinions. Grow some balls, and think of something new to say. NOW you have room to complain about me being a "stupid bitch" if you find this post to be stupid-bitch-worthy. Any comments or opinions based on anything before this post will be disregarded because you are one ignorant motherfucker. P.S. I am very female. Can't you tell?
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

02-01-2005, 01:29 AM	#2 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	you forgot... C. He actually read a good lot of your posts and came to the conclusion that you are worthless. I realize that this may be hard for you to understand, but it's completely possible that you really are quite annoying to some people.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

02-01-2005, 01:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	I don't argue that, but I do find it hard to believe that he legitimately came to that conclusion just from the posts I've made in the past day.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

02-01-2005, 01:43 AM	#5 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	Still find it hard to believe. Oh well.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

02-01-2005, 01:56 AM	#6 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I thought it was funny, personally, how quickly he was able to identify you as a dumbass. And he's not a multiple account, we've allready been over that I thought.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

02-01-2005, 01:38 AM	#4 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	He's probably read through the archives though...

02-01-2005, 02:32 AM	#7 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Yeah, he's a new member to the site, not an old one, underwater...only been here a few weeks.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

02-01-2005, 02:33 AM	#8 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	Whatever you guys say. I still think it's a bunch of shit, whether he's an old member or not.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

02-01-2005, 02:40 AM	#9 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	You're just pissed off that people who werent even here when you were hated before realize they hate you after only knowing of your existence for about 2 days.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

02-01-2005, 02:43 AM	#10 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	No, I'm pissed off because it's a bunch of ridiculous bullshit and because the people complaining about me are a bunch of anal bitches.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

02-01-2005, 02:58 AM	#11 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Aww...does underwater need a tissue.

02-01-2005, 07:08 AM	#12 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	I went to this thread thinking it may be something interesting, you know, jump to conclusions. But as soon as I saw that it was created by underwater, I, well first I puked in my mouth, then I scrolled down to tell her to SHUT THE FUCK UP. [ February 01, 2005, 04:08 AM: Message edited by: George Sherman ]
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.

02-01-2005, 03:44 PM	#13 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	Is underwater hot...she is a girl right????
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

02-01-2005, 04:33 PM	#15 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	true...but if she was hot, and just a dumbass...i could work my way around that!!!
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

02-01-2005, 05:05 PM	#16 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	How did I miss this gem of a thread? Here's the story underwater. As soon as I saw your screen name I was going to make a very light hearted G rated joke about it, but then I read your post. It was absolutely AWFUL. Something about someone needing the gumption to tell their mom they were dating a guy named bubba or something. I had to fight the immediate craving to smash a light bulb into my eyes so as not to run the risk of ever reading one of your posts again. That was my mistake... I should have gone through with it, but instead continue to fall victim to your idiocy. With every post I read I began to dislike you more. I got to about 6 or 7 and decided that a thread in the Shit Talking forum was inevitable anyway, so I might as well do it right then. You seem to develop high levels of sand in your vagina every time someone calls you out as the worthless douche you are, but continue to post anyway. It's not a few "assholes" that don't like you, it's everyone. I'm pretty sure if Jesus was alive today, even he'd make fun of you. Now having said all that, I'll patiently await your response. I do ask that you answer one question in you lame retort though. What if anything, are you good for?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-01-2005, 06:19 PM	#17 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	i think we should leave her alone. every once in a while she has something good to contribute to the site. and, she's one of the only girls that we can actually consider a member. we're all a bunch of assholes and for a member of the opposite sex to actually be able to tolerate us is something astonishing. praise to you underwater for being such a hardcore bitch to be able to take all our bullshit daily. now go fuck yourself.

02-01-2005, 06:27 PM	#18 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	I have to agree with Anky. She may be one hell of a stupid bitch, but it seems like everyone bashes her no matter what she says. Granted, 95% of what she says is worthy of bashing, but the other 5% is not. Perhaps we should all acknowledge that.

02-01-2005, 07:20 PM	#19 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	I third the motion.

02-01-2005, 07:21 PM	#20 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I honestly don't care one way or the other.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-01-2005, 07:27 PM	#21 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	I actually was holding back on Underwater, thinking she might be emotionally unstable, until Mr. Blonde pointed out that I was going "soft." Underwater, you are a dumb cunt.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

02-01-2005, 07:41 PM	#23 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Alright everyone fess up. Are you a girl or not? I'm getting confused now.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

02-01-2005, 07:46 PM	#24 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	last time I checked I was

02-01-2005, 07:48 PM	#25 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	Ya dude I'm a girl
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.