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Repugnant Abomination · 04-20-2005, 06:17 PM

Personally when I take a piss I like to be alone. It's what I like to call "private time". I dont want people around to see me tinkle, it's just weird. I mean I'm standing there, holding my dick while fluid is coming out, it's already awkward enough without other people present. I've never understood it when people are in a group and one guy just moves 10 feet away, whips it out and lets it flow. I just cant get down like that. I'm the guy who goes deep into the woods, finds the widest tree and hides behind it, ashamed of the foul act I'm committing. This brings me to another point..I fucking hate public bathrooms. Not because they're filthy and disgusting, but because men are forced into the small room like cattle and made to piss shoulder to shoulder and pretend like nothing is wrong! I've got Paco with the child molester mustache to my left and T-Bone the cracker hating thug to my right. I cant stand the fact that I have to listen to the stream of their piss running down the urinal, all the while I'm staring straight ahead, trying to keep it together, wondering why I'm the only one who thinks these barbaric standards are out dated.

[ April 20, 2005, 04:18 PM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

Ironic Mustache · 04-20-2005, 06:21 PM

What's worse is when Paco starts talking to you about your day.

I think that if I was ever a pick pocket, I'd do it while people were at the urinal. How the shit would they chase you? you'd be ling friggin' gone by the time they were able to pursue.

Repugnant Abomination · 04-20-2005, 06:22 PM

Like UB here! See, I just couldn't do this.

MAGICLIT · 04-20-2005, 06:25 PM

I've been known to pop a squat a time or two........when ya gotta go ya gotta go

Repugnant Abomination · 04-20-2005, 06:27 PM

I'd rather hold it and suffer severe bladder damage then to let it flow in the presence of others.

Man, popping a squat has to be degradin.

MAGICLIT · 04-20-2005, 06:28 PM

only if you splatter on yourself, I'm an expert now though

Repugnant Abomination · 04-20-2005, 06:29 PM

Gross!

MAGICLIT · 04-20-2005, 06:30 PM

hey, like I said, when you gotta go......

Ironic Mustache · 04-20-2005, 06:31 PM

Its so much worse when chicks do it. It's just so unnatural for a girl to squat down and get to business. I've pissed on all kinds of shit before, including neighbor's garage, out of a moving car, multiple trees, state capital, etc. but it would just be silly and irresponsible for a girl to do it.

MAGICLIT · 04-20-2005, 06:40 PM

o shut up stache, silly & irresponsible? How bout exploding bladder & no bathroom? I can piss standing up if I hold my clit at a certain angle just like you boys and without splatter.....props to me......

Repugnant Abomination · 04-20-2005, 06:41 PM

Your dirtiness never ceases to amaze me.

MAGICLIT · 04-20-2005, 06:42 PM

I heard you liked it dirty....

Mr. Blonde · 04-20-2005, 06:44 PM

Yeah, i have a really, really hard time pissing when there is somebody else in the bathroom. I don't know why.

Ironic Mustache · 04-20-2005, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by MAGICLIT:
if I hold my clit at a certain angle just like you boys and without splatter.....props to me......

Good god it truely is magic.

Repugnant Abomination · 04-20-2005, 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
Yeah, i have a really, really hard time pissing when there is somebody else in the bathroom. I don't know why.

Because it's not normal!!!

[ April 20, 2005, 04:45 PM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

AcTivE · 04-20-2005, 08:07 PM

I pissed on the museum thing in the center of Indianapolis. I felt like I needed to because I could.

Beebs · 04-20-2005, 09:13 PM

I also cannot piss in public, a bladder full of beer helps, but its still tough.

I had a female friend who is still in high school take a piss on the first floor of a downtown Indy parking garage, it was disturbing.

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Orgazmo · 04-20-2005, 09:22 PM

I have no problems with public urination...though, I must say, when it comes to being free with the pisser, Ugly Bastard is the king (as evident by the above photo).

Titan · 04-20-2005, 09:27 PM

Jesus H. Christ.
I thought I was the only one.
Have you guys ever experienced those huge sink-looking urinals? It's just like a giant half-bathtub you piss in. What the fuck is that shit about? What dipshit thought of that? I had to take a dump at a show last weekend and they didn't even have a shitter, they just had that genius invention.

Quote:

Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
I think that if I was ever a pick pocket, I'd do it while people were at the urinal. How the shit would they chase you? you'd be ling friggin' gone by the time they were able to pursue.

Yeah, but I'd at least turn around an piss on them while I tried to chase after them.

04-20-2005, 10:15 PM

I have no problems urinating in public

Quote:

Peeing out of a window from 11 stories up.

The part I didn't add was that I was trying to pee on the same cop cars we were throwing food at

Ugly Bastard · 04-20-2005, 11:18 PM

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Originally posted by Orgazmo:
I have no problems with public urination.

Yea, ditto. I actually make it a point to try to urinate on as many of my friends lawns as I possibly can. Odds are, if I'm a halfway decent friend of yours, and I've been to your house, I've peed on your lawn.

On a current note, I was just taking out the trash, on my way back in the house, I was like "damn, I could piss". So I did. In the pouring rain. I peed all over the side of our garage. It felt great. I hate being fettered by having to hit a toilet.

-Ugly Bastard

Repugnant Abomination · 04-21-2005, 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Titan:
[QB]Jesus H. Christ.
I thought I was the only one.
Have you guys ever experienced those huge sink-looking urinals? It's just like a giant half-bathtub you piss in. What the fuck is that shit about? What dipshit thought of that? I had to take a dump at a show last weekend and they didn't even have a shitter, they just had that genius invention.

I'm glad you brought this up. I to have experienced the tub of urination and it's the most awkward shit I've ever seen. Whoever came up with this idea should be beaten to death.

Ironic Mustache · 04-21-2005, 01:25 PM

Are you guys referring the the "piss trough" where everyone just lines up shoulder to shoulder and pulls out?

Repugnant Abomination · 04-21-2005, 01:35 PM

Yes. It's just one giant pee party.

George Sherman · 04-21-2005, 03:26 PM

as you can tell by my pictures in faces of nubblies, it doesn't bother me taking a leak when others are around, I don't know why, I just like to get naked...in public.

04-20-2005, 06:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	What's worse is when Paco starts talking to you about your day. I think that if I was ever a pick pocket, I'd do it while people were at the urinal. How the shit would they chase you? you'd be ling friggin' gone by the time they were able to pursue.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-20-2005, 06:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I've been known to pop a squat a time or two........when ya gotta go ya gotta go
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

04-20-2005, 06:28 PM	#6 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	only if you splatter on yourself, I'm an expert now though
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

04-20-2005, 06:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	hey, like I said, when you gotta go......
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

04-20-2005, 06:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Its so much worse when chicks do it. It's just so unnatural for a girl to squat down and get to business. I've pissed on all kinds of shit before, including neighbor's garage, out of a moving car, multiple trees, state capital, etc. but it would just be silly and irresponsible for a girl to do it.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-20-2005, 06:17 PM	#1 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Personally when I take a piss I like to be alone. It's what I like to call "private time". I dont want people around to see me tinkle, it's just weird. I mean I'm standing there, holding my dick while fluid is coming out, it's already awkward enough without other people present. I've never understood it when people are in a group and one guy just moves 10 feet away, whips it out and lets it flow. I just cant get down like that. I'm the guy who goes deep into the woods, finds the widest tree and hides behind it, ashamed of the foul act I'm committing. This brings me to another point..I fucking hate public bathrooms. Not because they're filthy and disgusting, but because men are forced into the small room like cattle and made to piss shoulder to shoulder and pretend like nothing is wrong! I've got Paco with the child molester mustache to my left and T-Bone the cracker hating thug to my right. I cant stand the fact that I have to listen to the stream of their piss running down the urinal, all the while I'm staring straight ahead, trying to keep it together, wondering why I'm the only one who thinks these barbaric standards are out dated. [ April 20, 2005, 04:18 PM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]

04-20-2005, 06:22 PM	#3 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Like UB here! See, I just couldn't do this.

04-20-2005, 06:27 PM	#5 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	I'd rather hold it and suffer severe bladder damage then to let it flow in the presence of others. Man, popping a squat has to be degradin.

04-20-2005, 06:29 PM	#7 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Gross!

04-20-2005, 06:40 PM	#10 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	o shut up stache, silly & irresponsible? How bout exploding bladder & no bathroom? I can piss standing up if I hold my clit at a certain angle just like you boys and without splatter.....props to me......
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

04-20-2005, 06:41 PM	#11 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Your dirtiness never ceases to amaze me.

04-20-2005, 06:42 PM	#12 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	I heard you liked it dirty....
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

04-20-2005, 06:44 PM	#13 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Yeah, i have a really, really hard time pissing when there is somebody else in the bathroom. I don't know why.
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04-20-2005, 08:07 PM	#16 (permalink)
AcTivE 1 thing leads to another. Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 2,012 Internets: -2654	I pissed on the museum thing in the center of Indianapolis. I felt like I needed to because I could.
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04-20-2005, 09:22 PM	#18 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	I have no problems with public urination...though, I must say, when it comes to being free with the pisser, Ugly Bastard is the king (as evident by the above photo).

04-21-2005, 01:25 PM	#23 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Are you guys referring the the "piss trough" where everyone just lines up shoulder to shoulder and pulls out?
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

04-21-2005, 01:35 PM	#24 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Yes. It's just one giant pee party.

04-21-2005, 03:26 PM	#25 (permalink)
George Sherman Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fullerton & Damen Posts: 1,109 Internets: 14	as you can tell by my pictures in faces of nubblies, it doesn't bother me taking a leak when others are around, I don't know why, I just like to get naked...in public.
	...to abuse the testicles of the establishment.