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Repugnant Abomination · 10-25-2005, 04:51 PM

<--- Is currently at 182 and climbing

Ironic Mustache · 10-25-2005, 04:53 PM

<--- Is current at 143 and dropping.

Beebs · 10-25-2005, 04:54 PM

I would only be 153 at the weigh in, or might just try 165 depending on the amount of time I have to rehydrate, and the competition since it would be in the novice division. I can bulk back up pretty quick if I really want.

ur my bitch · 10-25-2005, 05:00 PM

<-------- 132 and maintaining

ProfessorNumber · 10-25-2005, 05:07 PM

I'm 5'11". 170 lbs. Before spraining my rotator cuff I benched 205, four sets of 6 reps. I run a minimum of 5 days a week. I have no training for fighting, aside from drunk boxing almost every weekend. I've only been in one real fight, but it was not a fair fight, and I don't count it since the kid was beyond pussy.

In a fight between me and DH, I would win every time on paper. However I've learned from watching a lot of fights to never underestimate the small guy. Nonetheless, if he ever did try to fight me, I would have no problem going animal, and tearing him apart, especially if his girlfriend was watching. Nothing would make me happier than to look up after kicking his ass and smile at his gf, and tell her to fuck off.

ProfessorNumber · 10-25-2005, 05:16 PM

Here's the number in all his glory. No, neither of these pictures show what my body looks like at all. Sorry.

And Here I am. Drunk. Very drunk. So drunk I'm throwing up the shocker; yes, I know, its the coolest thing to do.

ur my bitch · 10-25-2005, 05:20 PM

you have that white trash look to you.

How do we set this up, DH vs PN.

Even in a drunk boxing match. This would be great. SET THIS UP!!!!!

DH, PN, step up and fight. Fuck, you guys live close enough to smell DH's gf's pussy, so why not throw down? Settle this once and for all!!!!!!

We can take a pool and all money goes to the winner. I'm in for $20 to start things off.

Ironic Mustache · 10-25-2005, 05:22 PM

Shit, I'll throw in $10. That's thiry bucks right there, anyone else to put some cash into the pot? $5 from a few more people should be plenty for these two to fight. They should want to anyway.

[ October 25, 2005, 03:24 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]

Repugnant Abomination · 10-25-2005, 05:26 PM

Put me down for 5 bucks. Wussup now?

ProfessorNumber · 10-25-2005, 05:31 PM

I hate to be the one to point all this out, but Half you guys don't live anywhere near warsaw. I live a good 6 hours away right now at college, and I'll be damned if I'm going to pay 20-50 dollars for trains/busses just to fight someone. Even if I won, it would be like I got a free trip. Sweet.

What it comes down to is that if I'm going to warsaw during the summer, I'll post when and where on nubblies, and we can arrange this shindig. Otherwise, I'm not going out of my way.

[ October 25, 2005, 03:31 PM: Message edited by: ProfessorNumber ]

ur my bitch · 10-25-2005, 05:33 PM

pussy

if you guys are talking so much shit and are that angry, it's time to step up.

Plus, the pooling of the money has just begun. You will get your ticket paid for and some victory money if you win.

Beebs · 10-25-2005, 05:37 PM

It's nubblies, there has never been a physical altercation between shit talking members, it will almost certainly stay that way.

ProfessorNumber · 10-25-2005, 05:40 PM

look, you pay for my entire ticket(s), plus I get victory money, then count me in.

I'm saying the entire idea is more complicated than anyone realizes. I have classes 5 days a week. I can't just up and leave for a couple days randomly. It would have to be a weekend, and it couldn't be within the next 4, since I'm in the middle of pledging (yeah yeah yeah, I'm a yuppie, fuck off).

Its not a matter of being a pussy, its a matter of being somewhat responsible at college. I can't afford to fuck my gpa anymore than I have, and I'm not just going to drop everything to entertain a bunch of people I've never even met.

ur my bitch · 10-25-2005, 05:47 PM

sounds like an excuse.

Let's see what the pot gets up to, and I may pay for your train ticket.

What Fraternity?

ProfessorNumber · 10-25-2005, 05:52 PM

Pi Kappa Alpha

ur my bitch · 10-25-2005, 05:54 PM

are Pike's pussies everywhere? OR was it only at the many campuses I have seen them?

ProfessorNumber · 10-25-2005, 06:00 PM

Haha I could have written any frat and you would have said that. But nice try.

Regardless, if we actually want this fight to happen, get DH's input. If he can find some free time, then perhaps I can too.

MAGICLIT · 10-25-2005, 06:07 PM

Someone pay for me to fly out and watch please.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-25-2005, 06:08 PM

I'll throw in 50 bucks. It can be taped it and posted on nubblies so everyone can watch. Thats $85, cmon make it worthwhile people. It would be a close fight, I won't even venture a guess on winner.

[ October 25, 2005, 04:09 PM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]

Repugnant Abomination · 10-25-2005, 06:35 PM

Oh snap! 50 bucks! Hell I'm starting to feel cheap now. Put me down for 10!

The pots up to 90 dollars gentlman.

Beebs · 10-25-2005, 06:53 PM

Why on earth would you pay $50 to watch this?

MAGICLIT · 10-25-2005, 07:07 PM

seriously, how lame.

ProfessorNumber · 10-25-2005, 07:10 PM

If DH agrees.

Basically UFC style rules. However, headbuts are allowed. No groin strikes. Any accidental groin strikes result in a break or potential end of fight with the offender losing if the other person is incapable of going on. Once one person is on top of the other and pounding more than 4 face shots, the fight is over.

Orgazmo would have to ref, as he is the only one on here I would trust to break the fight up when proper. Most of you fuckers would just let one of us pound the other into a coma. Not cool. I want a fair fight that isn't about killing the other person, but rather proving who is superior.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-25-2005, 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beebs:
Why on earth would you pay $50 to watch this?

I've spent 50 bucks on stupider schemes. Besides I rarely use money anyways.

ur my bitch · 10-25-2005, 07:36 PM

well, if you are being a pussy, as you are, and adding rules. why not both of you guys wear a cup, so no worrry about accidental groin shots. wear amouthpices and since it is UFC style rules, you can go until tap, or referee stoppage.

10-25-2005, 04:53 PM	#52 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	<--- Is current at 143 and dropping.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-25-2005, 05:07 PM	#55 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	I'm 5'11". 170 lbs. Before spraining my rotator cuff I benched 205, four sets of 6 reps. I run a minimum of 5 days a week. I have no training for fighting, aside from drunk boxing almost every weekend. I've only been in one real fight, but it was not a fair fight, and I don't count it since the kid was beyond pussy. In a fight between me and DH, I would win every time on paper. However I've learned from watching a lot of fights to never underestimate the small guy. Nonetheless, if he ever did try to fight me, I would have no problem going animal, and tearing him apart, especially if his girlfriend was watching. Nothing would make me happier than to look up after kicking his ass and smile at his gf, and tell her to fuck off.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

10-25-2005, 05:16 PM	#56 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	Here's the number in all his glory. No, neither of these pictures show what my body looks like at all. Sorry. And Here I am. Drunk. Very drunk. So drunk I'm throwing up the shocker; yes, I know, its the coolest thing to do.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

10-25-2005, 05:22 PM	#58 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Shit, I'll throw in $10. That's thiry bucks right there, anyone else to put some cash into the pot? $5 from a few more people should be plenty for these two to fight. They should want to anyway. [ October 25, 2005, 03:24 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-25-2005, 05:31 PM	#60 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	I hate to be the one to point all this out, but Half you guys don't live anywhere near warsaw. I live a good 6 hours away right now at college, and I'll be damned if I'm going to pay 20-50 dollars for trains/busses just to fight someone. Even if I won, it would be like I got a free trip. Sweet. What it comes down to is that if I'm going to warsaw during the summer, I'll post when and where on nubblies, and we can arrange this shindig. Otherwise, I'm not going out of my way. [ October 25, 2005, 03:31 PM: Message edited by: ProfessorNumber ]
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

10-25-2005, 04:51 PM	#51 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	<--- Is currently at 182 and climbing

10-25-2005, 04:54 PM	#53 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	I would only be 153 at the weigh in, or might just try 165 depending on the amount of time I have to rehydrate, and the competition since it would be in the novice division. I can bulk back up pretty quick if I really want.

10-25-2005, 05:00 PM	#54 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	<-------- 132 and maintaining

10-25-2005, 05:20 PM	#57 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	you have that white trash look to you. How do we set this up, DH vs PN. Even in a drunk boxing match. This would be great. SET THIS UP!!!!! DH, PN, step up and fight. Fuck, you guys live close enough to smell DH's gf's pussy, so why not throw down? Settle this once and for all!!!!!! We can take a pool and all money goes to the winner. I'm in for $20 to start things off.

10-25-2005, 05:26 PM	#59 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Put me down for 5 bucks. Wussup now?

10-25-2005, 05:33 PM	#61 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	pussy if you guys are talking so much shit and are that angry, it's time to step up. Plus, the pooling of the money has just begun. You will get your ticket paid for and some victory money if you win.

10-25-2005, 05:37 PM	#62 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	It's nubblies, there has never been a physical altercation between shit talking members, it will almost certainly stay that way.

10-25-2005, 05:40 PM	#63 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	look, you pay for my entire ticket(s), plus I get victory money, then count me in. I'm saying the entire idea is more complicated than anyone realizes. I have classes 5 days a week. I can't just up and leave for a couple days randomly. It would have to be a weekend, and it couldn't be within the next 4, since I'm in the middle of pledging (yeah yeah yeah, I'm a yuppie, fuck off). Its not a matter of being a pussy, its a matter of being somewhat responsible at college. I can't afford to fuck my gpa anymore than I have, and I'm not just going to drop everything to entertain a bunch of people I've never even met.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

10-25-2005, 05:47 PM	#64 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	sounds like an excuse. Let's see what the pot gets up to, and I may pay for your train ticket. What Fraternity?

10-25-2005, 05:52 PM	#65 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	Pi Kappa Alpha
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

10-25-2005, 05:54 PM	#66 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	are Pike's pussies everywhere? OR was it only at the many campuses I have seen them?

10-25-2005, 06:00 PM	#67 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	Haha I could have written any frat and you would have said that. But nice try. Regardless, if we actually want this fight to happen, get DH's input. If he can find some free time, then perhaps I can too.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

10-25-2005, 06:07 PM	#68 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Someone pay for me to fly out and watch please.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

10-25-2005, 06:08 PM	#69 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I'll throw in 50 bucks. It can be taped it and posted on nubblies so everyone can watch. Thats $85, cmon make it worthwhile people. It would be a close fight, I won't even venture a guess on winner. [ October 25, 2005, 04:09 PM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]
	#YOLO

10-25-2005, 06:35 PM	#70 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	Oh snap! 50 bucks! Hell I'm starting to feel cheap now. Put me down for 10! The pots up to 90 dollars gentlman.

10-25-2005, 06:53 PM	#71 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	Why on earth would you pay $50 to watch this?

10-25-2005, 07:07 PM	#72 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	seriously, how lame.
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

10-25-2005, 07:10 PM	#73 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	If DH agrees. Basically UFC style rules. However, headbuts are allowed. No groin strikes. Any accidental groin strikes result in a break or potential end of fight with the offender losing if the other person is incapable of going on. Once one person is on top of the other and pounding more than 4 face shots, the fight is over. Orgazmo would have to ref, as he is the only one on here I would trust to break the fight up when proper. Most of you fuckers would just let one of us pound the other into a coma. Not cool. I want a fair fight that isn't about killing the other person, but rather proving who is superior.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

10-25-2005, 07:36 PM	#75 (permalink)
ur my bitch Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: NY Posts: 540 Internets: 406	well, if you are being a pussy, as you are, and adding rules. why not both of you guys wear a cup, so no worrry about accidental groin shots. wear amouthpices and since it is UFC style rules, you can go until tap, or referee stoppage.