grunting, goaning, and yelling while they are working out?
we belong to the fitness club at our local high school. (it is awesome.. excellent workout room, water slides, two good pools, etc...) i went there today to run on the eliptical and do the machine circuit. all was going well when all of a sudden the place was overrun with 10th graders. 30 15 year olds wandering aimlessly around or sitting at machines adjusting them, chatting and giggling with their friends while never lifting a thing. basically taking them up for no reason. whatever, i can live with that... i can always use free weights instead. going over to that section of the gym i encounter the testosterone squad.... fairly heavy weight on bars with extremely poor lifting form. if they even lifted them at all. usually they had two "spotters" that were doing the work for them. one guy had the bar loaded up with close to 300lbs and he did nothing more than hold on to it while two others lowered and lifted it. and the yelling... WTF!?!?!? a two hundred pound kid dead lifting 150lbs should not be screaming like a fucking gunshot victim..my husband pulls 35,000lb trucks, flips 900lb tires, and can run a 200 feet with 350lbs in each hand and he doesnt yell like a moron....

[ October 19, 2005, 11:26 AM: Message edited by: Lucy Fur ]

MMmMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRGGGgGhHhHHH!!!!!

Yeah i hate it when guys do that too...I didn't have much lifting experience in Highschool, but at my college here usually the only ones who do it are the bigger guys...the smaller ones are usually pretty humbled by teh larger ones and know better than to do all that stupid highschool stuff..but still..people can restrain themselves...even when I can't, i still don't SCREAM...i let out a huge sigh or something when I absolutely have to...but yeah. i hate that too.

Shoulder shrugs give me a jaw twitch of some kind that I've never quite beeen able to explain.

no..thats just your gag reflex kickin in when my balls bounce off of your chin.

oh snap....

lifting weights is for pussies

thats my line. you say "405lbs at NYSC"

oh yeah

I'll confess to a few involuntary grunts and moans while lifting.

-UB

I think women are just jealous.

There used to be this guy at BSU about 3 years ago that was a monster, but he was so annoying, he would ALWAYS let out the loudest yells, you could hear him from the other side of the gym.

I hate when people just sit at equipment for long periods of time and do nothing.

A few years back when I was going to Golds gym there was this old man who would sit down on the bench, do a set and then read the paper. READ the fucking paper! He'd camp out at the bench for 30, sometimes 45 minutes at a time. It was ridiculous.

Doing squats usually causes me to expell gas from my anus. As for the grunting, I rarely, if ever do it. The most I do is breath somewhat harder while pushing or pulling the weight.

doing heavy squats cause hemorrhoids....

Not a problem in the above case.

I absolutely hate it when people yell or grunt loudly. Especially because they are always wearing the most ridiculous workout clothes and think they are the strongest human alive.

At the YMCA in warsaw there used to be these two men. Both were about 5'7", with barrel chests and chicken legs. They wore these neoprene muscle shirts that smelled like ABSOLUTE MOTHERFUCKING SHIT. It was disgusting. Even without the neoprene these guys were fucking smelly pieces of shit, but the fact they were wearing shirts that don't breathe just made them smell 10x worse.

They would put on 225 for their beginning bench press sets and usually end up with 275 for their finish. This is a relatively large amount for anyone, but they had a good 8" of arch between the bench and their back. And, to make matters worse, they would grunt and groan at the top of their fucking lungs! Then stand up and act all pumped up. I felt embarassed just watching them.

What really put me over the edge was their fucking attitude. One day a kid who's a year older than me that most of the warsaw kids probably remember forgot to put his weights away. Instead of being polite, they started bitching at him, and lecturing him on how they had been working out for 21 years. 21 years. 21 fucking years and they still didn't even know what good form is. Fucking pathetic. I really wanted to slit their throats.

I HATE lifters who think that no one else is capable of doing as much weight as them.

Some of you Warsaw kids may remember a certain football player who's dad worked at the Y. He drove a 66 GTO, and was also barrel chested. And he too always copped an attitude towards us young lifters. He would always look condescendingly at us as we put on a lot of weight, as if to say "you can't do that much weight!". Then of course we would. With perfect form. Minimal back arch, no shoulder imbalance, and no see-saw bar action. Nothing felt better giving him a sneering look after completing a heavy set.

Just thinking about fuckers who don't lift right makes me want to kill them. In cold blood.

If the shirt looked like this
http://i.b5z.net/i/u/230085/i/Fury_Bench_shirt.jpg
which is a bench shirt, which without getting into the specifics of it makes you bench more, they were probably competitive powerlifters, which would also explain the arch, which is legal as long as your ass stays on the bench.

some bench shirts make you actually have to PULL the bar towards your chest.... funny stuff.

They could have been power lifters. And no, their shirts did not look like that at all. They were THICK neoprene. Like at least quarter inch thick, and they had barely any breathing holes, so when they took them off, the weightroom smelled like dirty harry's gf's pussy probably smells (No offense dirty). times 10. No, 20. Actually maybe 30. So basically imagine the rankest pussy you can think of, and multiply the smell by 30.

DH's girlfriend's pussy actually smells delightful.

PN's mothers pussy smell times 30...... oh dear GOD!!!

Yeah yeah yeah. I get that all the time. Nice try though.

But regardless of whose pussy smells the worse, these guys smelled 30x worse. I honestly just wanted to kill them. Like cut off their muscles, cook them, and feed them to them while they were still alive. Hannibal style.

you get your mom's pussy all the time?

http://www.projectchrysalis.org.uk/i...age11-0384.jpg

[ October 24, 2005, 11:12 PM: Message edited by: Repugnant Abomination ]