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Mr. Blonde · 10-05-2005, 02:16 PM

So I go into wal-mart today to pick up some water, milk, and eggs. standard shopping list. I get to the water aisle and am happy to find that the sam's choice 20 oz 24 pack of drinking water for 3.96 is there, because it usually isnt. There is also a stockboy/man there who is putting the water on the shelves. Being the friendly person that I am, i make a crack about the fact that i'm sorry i'm gonna have to empty this off the shelf even though he just put it on there...normally one would respond with a laugh and say "nah that's fine..yada yada yada"...

..this old fucker just looks at me, gives me a slight shake of his head, takes his loading cart and walks away. What a bastard.

10-05-2005, 02:30 PM

He works at Wal-Mart.

A Wal-Mart customer is making fun of him.

Either one of these would cause me to immediately kill myself.

Ironic Mustache · 10-05-2005, 02:53 PM

I'm surprised the combination of the two didn't make him spontaneously combust.

MAGICLIT · 10-05-2005, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
sam's choice

Ironic, is it not?

ProfessorNumber · 10-05-2005, 03:04 PM

If someone snubs me, I make sure they know my displeasure. In your situation, the second he shook his head and turned away, I would have been like "OR NOT", and then mumbled, "dumb old fuck", just loud enough he could hear me, but not loud enough other customers would think I was obnoxious.

Ironic Mustache · 10-05-2005, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MAGICLIT:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
sam's choice

Ironic, is it not?[/quote]
It is indeed. Thank you for asking.

MAGICLIT · 10-05-2005, 03:11 PM

Wayne am silly.

Mr. Blonde · 10-05-2005, 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DJ FC:
He works at Wal-Mart.

A Wal-Mart customer is making fun of him.

Either one of these would cause me to immediately kill myself.

I wasnt making fun of him, i was being serious about being a nice guy, i wanted to make conversation instead of just taking the shit he just stocked...i really did feel bad about messing up his perfect stack...it was a friendly comment, and he just reacted like he's going to go home and shoot himself, which i now hope he does

Lucy Fur · 10-05-2005, 04:24 PM

so is walmart where they sell, you know, like, walls?

Ironic Mustache · 10-05-2005, 04:28 PM

Don't front, you know god damned well you shop at walmart religiously. All mothers do.

Hell, I'm just a mother fucker and I do.

Lucy Fur · 10-05-2005, 04:42 PM

actually, i hate walmart. my hubby is the walmart whore in our house.

Ironic Mustache · 10-05-2005, 05:01 PM

Your husband is the same size as your house.

MAGICLIT · 10-05-2005, 05:04 PM

was that necessary?

Ironic Mustache · 10-05-2005, 05:13 PM

Her husband is about the same size as her house. He's one of those strong man competitors.

Lungo · 11-05-2005, 05:47 AM

It takes a strong man to put up with her.

Lungo · 11-05-2005, 05:49 AM

Speaking of Wal-Mart, I went there today. I think every 300 lb woman with a screaming kid was there as well.

Niger Angelus · 11-05-2005, 06:05 AM

I used to work there, so basically all you would have had to do was tell a manager and he would have gotten a coaching. If he already had one he would have what is called a decision day, where he is sent home with pay and when he comes back he tells whether or not he wants to continue employment. I had one. If he already has two coachings he is fired on the spot.

Lucy Fur · 11-05-2005, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lungo:
It takes a strong man to put up with her.

HEY!!!!

thats not very nice.... true... [img]redface.gif[/img] but still...

(do i seem that difficult and spoiled?)

[ November 05, 2005, 08:31 AM: Message edited by: Lucy Fur ]

BigDongedHoe · 11-05-2005, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MAGICLIT:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
sam's choice

Ironic, is it not?[/quote]
Not really considering they're all owned by the same people you fucking idiot.

Mr. Blonde · 11-05-2005, 03:24 PM

...my name is Sam...that's why she said that.

Niger Angelus · 11-05-2005, 03:47 PM

You just don't look like a Sam, Sam.

BigDongedHoe · 11-05-2005, 04:45 PM

*inserts foot in mouth*

Lucy Fur · 11-05-2005, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigDongedHoe:
*inserts foot in mouth*

you are only putting your foot in cuz you aren't flexible enough to get your dick in there

BigDongedHoe · 11-05-2005, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lucy Fur:
<blockquote>quote:<hr />Originally posted by BigDongedHoe:
*inserts foot in mouth*

you are only putting your foot in cuz you aren't flexible enough to get your dick in there[/quote]
Makes sense

10-05-2005, 02:16 PM	#1 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	So I go into wal-mart today to pick up some water, milk, and eggs. standard shopping list. I get to the water aisle and am happy to find that the sam's choice 20 oz 24 pack of drinking water for 3.96 is there, because it usually isnt. There is also a stockboy/man there who is putting the water on the shelves. Being the friendly person that I am, i make a crack about the fact that i'm sorry i'm gonna have to empty this off the shelf even though he just put it on there...normally one would respond with a laugh and say "nah that's fine..yada yada yada"... ..this old fucker just looks at me, gives me a slight shake of his head, takes his loading cart and walks away. What a bastard.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

10-05-2005, 02:30 PM	#2 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	He works at Wal-Mart. A Wal-Mart customer is making fun of him. Either one of these would cause me to immediately kill myself.
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a

10-05-2005, 02:53 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	I'm surprised the combination of the two didn't make him spontaneously combust.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-05-2005, 03:04 PM	#5 (permalink)
ProfessorNumber Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 1,215 Internets: 3373	If someone snubs me, I make sure they know my displeasure. In your situation, the second he shook his head and turned away, I would have been like "OR NOT", and then mumbled, "dumb old fuck", just loud enough he could hear me, but not loud enough other customers would think I was obnoxious.
	Smoke a cigarette and lie some more -- These conversations kill.

10-05-2005, 03:11 PM	#7 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	Wayne am silly.
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10-05-2005, 04:24 PM	#9 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	so is walmart where they sell, you know, like, walls?
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10-05-2005, 04:28 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Don't front, you know god damned well you shop at walmart religiously. All mothers do. Hell, I'm just a mother fucker and I do.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-05-2005, 04:42 PM	#11 (permalink)
Lucy Fur Empress Magnificent Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Florida Posts: 825 Internets: 349	actually, i hate walmart. my hubby is the walmart whore in our house.
	I am chaos. It is my destiny to destroy.

10-05-2005, 05:01 PM	#12 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Your husband is the same size as your house.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

10-05-2005, 05:04 PM	#13 (permalink)
MAGICLIT Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: city of sin Posts: 2,753 Internets: 10	was that necessary?
	I am all in favor of a ruling class, especially since I rule.

10-05-2005, 05:13 PM	#14 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Her husband is about the same size as her house. He's one of those strong man competitors.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-05-2005, 05:47 AM	#15 (permalink)
Lungo Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wasilla, Alaska Posts: 126 Internets: 150	It takes a strong man to put up with her.
	"What's the matter, kid? Don't ya like clowns? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family."

11-05-2005, 05:49 AM	#16 (permalink)
Lungo Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Wasilla, Alaska Posts: 126 Internets: 150	Speaking of Wal-Mart, I went there today. I think every 300 lb woman with a screaming kid was there as well.
	"What's the matter, kid? Don't ya like clowns? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family."

11-05-2005, 06:05 AM	#17 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I used to work there, so basically all you would have had to do was tell a manager and he would have gotten a coaching. If he already had one he would have what is called a decision day, where he is sent home with pay and when he comes back he tells whether or not he wants to continue employment. I had one. If he already has two coachings he is fired on the spot.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

11-05-2005, 03:24 PM	#20 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	...my name is Sam...that's why she said that.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

11-05-2005, 04:45 PM	#22 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	inserts foot in mouth
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11-05-2005, 03:47 PM	#21 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	You just don't look like a Sam, Sam.
	I enjoy knives and fire.