I Hate My Facial Hair
 

I haven't shaved for 7 days. Seven. That's kinda a lot. Imagine what you would look like after 7 days of no shaving. Probably hairy as a motherfucker.

Attached is a picture of me having gone 7 days w/o shaving. Can you even tell?

If we had a "who looks the least like the Unabomber after 7 days of not shaving" contest, I would win. You all would lose to me. Except bitches, 'cause I don't think they grow facial hair. Some probably do.

Console me.

I think this calls for a "who looks the least like the Unabomber after 7 days of not shaving" contest.

"Attached is a picture of me having gone 7 days w/o shaving. Can you even tell? "


UHHHMMMM, NO!

I would love to see some of you hairy mutt bastards after 7 days w/o a shave.

My facial hair comes in pretty thick in the moustashe/goatee region, and even the annoying to shave neck hair, but on my checks and sideburns it comes in pretty thin.

As of late, my facial hair has been trimmed much like it is in this picture.

https://home.comcast.net/~ntp2004/hm.jpeg

when my hair grows it makes me look uber white trash. right under my pre-stache i get a patch on each cheek because it doesn't grow all the way around my mouth.

I'm the exact same way. Oh how I wish I wasn't so damned patchy.

That's very Bam Margera of you.

I would look like the dog faced brothers if I didn't shave for 7 days. Speaking of which, why don't they shave? I know that's how they make their money and everything, but couldn't they just be the freaky, stubble on the forehead brothers? I'd pay to see that just as quickly as I'd pay to see them with hairy foreheads.

I shave about every 7 days. And I have a small penis.

Racial handicaps were already taken into account.

haha yur a funny guy nice one

i can basically grow a beard now. yep.

i'm doomed to shaving on a regular basis for the rest of my life b/c-

A) i look like a scumbag drug dealer

B) i have to little hairless patches of skin on my neck. it looks really weird when i start growing a beard.

i suppose i could do a goatee if i wanted to, but that's too much work..

yeah i have a few patches on the side of my face that don't grow hair...I just had a beard for a while...not a big one but a beard nonetheless...and not 5 minutes ago i shaved it into a mustache...it looks HILARIOUS. I'm totally wearing it into work tonight

requesting pic

LOL

pics?

Here it is. It's not much but i plan on letting it flourish.

it looks like you where eatting some fat bitch's ass out.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?

hoooooolllly fuck!

all you need is a big black van, a bag of jolly ranchers and an elementary school to cruise by...

That looks absolutely nothing like you, Blonde.

lol, i know, it's hilarious. If it's doing anything it's showing me a bit of humility, which i probably need. I'll see a hot girl then be like "well, i might as well not even make eye contact, because i'm sure they'll make fun of my mustache".

Can you take another picture of it? Not to be an unbeliever, but I honestly don't think that picture is you. Prove that it is. Post one where it actually looks a little like you.

yea i wanna see one with a serious face

blonde is a guido.