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Ugly Bastard · 12-29-2005, 10:28 PM

I haven't shaved for 7 days. Seven. That's kinda a lot. Imagine what you would look like after 7 days of no shaving. Probably hairy as a motherfucker.

Attached is a picture of me having gone 7 days w/o shaving. Can you even tell?

If we had a "who looks the least like the Unabomber after 7 days of not shaving" contest, I would win. You all would lose to me. Except bitches, 'cause I don't think they grow facial hair. Some probably do.

Console me.

StabMaster Arson · 12-29-2005, 11:16 PM

I think this calls for a "who looks the least like the Unabomber after 7 days of not shaving" contest.

malice · 12-29-2005, 11:23 PM

"Attached is a picture of me having gone 7 days w/o shaving. Can you even tell? "

UHHHMMMM, NO!

Ugly Bastard · 12-29-2005, 11:58 PM

I would love to see some of you hairy mutt bastards after 7 days w/o a shave.

Nathan · 12-30-2005, 01:51 PM

My facial hair comes in pretty thick in the moustashe/goatee region, and even the annoying to shave neck hair, but on my checks and sideburns it comes in pretty thin.

As of late, my facial hair has been trimmed much like it is in this picture.

Mr. Mistoffelees · 12-30-2005, 03:58 PM

when my hair grows it makes me look uber white trash. right under my pre-stache i get a patch on each cheek because it doesn't grow all the way around my mouth.

Orgazmo · 12-31-2005, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by THEINCREDIBLEdork

when my hair grows it makes me look uber white trash. right under my pre-stache i get a patch on each cheek because it doesn't grow all the way around my mouth.

I'm the exact same way. Oh how I wish I wasn't so damned patchy.

Ironic Mustache · 01-17-2006, 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nathan

That's very Bam Margera of you.

I would look like the dog faced brothers if I didn't shave for 7 days. Speaking of which, why don't they shave? I know that's how they make their money and everything, but couldn't they just be the freaky, stubble on the forehead brothers? I'd pay to see that just as quickly as I'd pay to see them with hairy foreheads.

vaga1220 * · 01-17-2006, 02:58 PM

I shave about every 7 days. And I have a small penis.

Ironic Mustache · 01-17-2006, 05:06 PM

Racial handicaps were already taken into account.

Dark Fact · 01-19-2006, 12:57 AM

haha yur a funny guy nice one

AcTivE · 01-20-2006, 07:53 PM

i can basically grow a beard now. yep.

Deadly Crescent Kick · 01-24-2006, 02:28 PM

i'm doomed to shaving on a regular basis for the rest of my life b/c-

A) i look like a scumbag drug dealer

B) i have to little hairless patches of skin on my neck. it looks really weird when i start growing a beard.

i suppose i could do a goatee if i wanted to, but that's too much work..

Mr. Blonde · 01-24-2006, 03:11 PM

yeah i have a few patches on the side of my face that don't grow hair...I just had a beard for a while...not a big one but a beard nonetheless...and not 5 minutes ago i shaved it into a mustache...it looks HILARIOUS. I'm totally wearing it into work tonight

Mr. Mistoffelees · 01-24-2006, 03:42 PM

requesting pic

Deadly Crescent Kick · 01-24-2006, 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

yeah i have a few patches on the side of my face that don't grow hair...I just had a beard for a while...not a big one but a beard nonetheless...and not 5 minutes ago i shaved it into a mustache...it looks HILARIOUS. I'm totally wearing it into work tonight

LOL

pics?

Mr. Blonde · 01-24-2006, 09:19 PM

Here it is. It's not much but i plan on letting it flourish.

vaga1220 * · 01-24-2006, 10:35 PM

it looks like you where eatting some fat bitch's ass out.

Mr. Mistoffelees · 01-24-2006, 11:01 PM

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?

Deadly Crescent Kick · 01-25-2006, 08:37 AM

hoooooolllly fuck!

all you need is a big black van, a bag of jolly ranchers and an elementary school to cruise by...

Ugly Bastard · 01-25-2006, 03:09 PM

That looks absolutely nothing like you, Blonde.

Mr. Blonde · 01-25-2006, 04:32 PM

lol, i know, it's hilarious. If it's doing anything it's showing me a bit of humility, which i probably need. I'll see a hot girl then be like "well, i might as well not even make eye contact, because i'm sure they'll make fun of my mustache".

Ugly Bastard · 01-25-2006, 05:11 PM

Can you take another picture of it? Not to be an unbeliever, but I honestly don't think that picture is you. Prove that it is. Post one where it actually looks a little like you.

Mr. Mistoffelees · 01-25-2006, 05:19 PM

yea i wanna see one with a serious face

StabMaster Arson · 01-25-2006, 06:11 PM

blonde is a guido.

12-29-2005, 10:28 PM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playa del Carmen Posts: 12,786 Internets: 117711	I Hate My Facial Hair I haven't shaved for 7 days. Seven. That's kinda a lot. Imagine what you would look like after 7 days of no shaving. Probably hairy as a motherfucker. Attached is a picture of me having gone 7 days w/o shaving. Can you even tell? If we had a "who looks the least like the Unabomber after 7 days of not shaving" contest, I would win. You all would lose to me. Except bitches, 'cause I don't think they grow facial hair. Some probably do. Console me. Attached Thumbnails
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12-29-2005, 11:16 PM	#2 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	I think this calls for a "who looks the least like the Unabomber after 7 days of not shaving" contest.
	LEGALIZE CRIME!

12-29-2005, 11:58 PM	#4 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playa del Carmen Posts: 12,786 Internets: 117711	I would love to see some of you hairy mutt bastards after 7 days w/o a shave.
	www.ItsOrangeNotRed.com

12-30-2005, 03:58 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mr. Mistoffelees Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 8,142 Internets: 97943	when my hair grows it makes me look uber white trash. right under my pre-stache i get a patch on each cheek because it doesn't grow all the way around my mouth.
	Band teachers always have a larger than life persona - ID

01-17-2006, 02:58 PM	#9 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,379 Internets: 34042	I shave about every 7 days. And I have a small penis.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

12-29-2005, 11:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
malice Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bustleton Ave. Philadelphia, PA. Posts: 648 Internets: 10	"Attached is a picture of me having gone 7 days w/o shaving. Can you even tell? " UHHHMMMM, NO!

12-30-2005, 01:51 PM	#5 (permalink)
Nathan Nasty Nate Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Michigan Posts: 619 Internets: 972	My facial hair comes in pretty thick in the moustashe/goatee region, and even the annoying to shave neck hair, but on my checks and sideburns it comes in pretty thin. As of late, my facial hair has been trimmed much like it is in this picture.

01-17-2006, 05:06 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 6,503 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 48312	Racial handicaps were already taken into account.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

01-19-2006, 12:57 AM	#11 (permalink)
Dark Fact Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: The 25th floor Posts: 41 Internets: 10	haha yur a funny guy nice one
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01-20-2006, 07:53 PM	#12 (permalink)
AcTivE Founder of Nubblies Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 1,998 Internets: -2406	i can basically grow a beard now. yep.
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01-24-2006, 02:28 PM	#13 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	i'm doomed to shaving on a regular basis for the rest of my life b/c- A) i look like a scumbag drug dealer B) i have to little hairless patches of skin on my neck. it looks really weird when i start growing a beard. i suppose i could do a goatee if i wanted to, but that's too much work..
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

01-24-2006, 03:42 PM	#15 (permalink)
Mr. Mistoffelees Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 8,142 Internets: 97943	requesting pic
	Band teachers always have a larger than life persona - ID

01-24-2006, 10:35 PM	#18 (permalink)
vaga1220 * *Dislikes ham Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: HELL 666 Posts: 1,379 Internets: 34042	it looks like you where eatting some fat bitch's ass out.
	Putting the sensual in non-consensual.

01-24-2006, 11:01 PM	#19 (permalink)
Mr. Mistoffelees Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 8,142 Internets: 97943	WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING?
	Band teachers always have a larger than life persona - ID

01-25-2006, 08:37 AM	#20 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick NJ, Toilet Bowl of USA Join Date: May 2005 Location: secret ninja lair Posts: 1,106 Internets: 10	hoooooolllly fuck! all you need is a big black van, a bag of jolly ranchers and an elementary school to cruise by...
	the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks.

01-25-2006, 03:09 PM	#21 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playa del Carmen Posts: 12,786 Internets: 117711	That looks absolutely nothing like you, Blonde.
	www.ItsOrangeNotRed.com

01-25-2006, 05:11 PM	#23 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playa del Carmen Posts: 12,786 Internets: 117711	Can you take another picture of it? Not to be an unbeliever, but I honestly don't think that picture is you. Prove that it is. Post one where it actually looks a little like you.
	www.ItsOrangeNotRed.com

01-25-2006, 05:19 PM	#24 (permalink)
Mr. Mistoffelees Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 8,142 Internets: 97943	yea i wanna see one with a serious face
	Band teachers always have a larger than life persona - ID

01-25-2006, 06:11 PM	#25 (permalink)
StabMaster Arson Roscoe P. Coldchain Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Stabbin Cabin Posts: 2,759 Internets: 1425	blonde is a guido.
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