12-29-2005, 10:28 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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I Hate My Facial Hair
I haven't shaved for 7 days. Seven. That's kinda a lot. Imagine what you would look like after 7 days of no shaving. Probably hairy as a motherfucker.
Attached is a picture of me having gone 7 days w/o shaving. Can you even tell? If we had a "who looks the least like the Unabomber after 7 days of not shaving" contest, I would win. You all would lose to me. Except bitches, 'cause I don't think they grow facial hair. Some probably do. Console me. |
12-30-2005, 01:51 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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My facial hair comes in pretty thick in the moustashe/goatee region, and even the annoying to shave neck hair, but on my checks and sideburns it comes in pretty thin.
As of late, my facial hair has been trimmed much like it is in this picture. |
12-31-2005, 12:31 PM | #7 (permalink) | |
COME ON YOU YANKS
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01-17-2006, 01:56 PM | #8 (permalink) | |
G'd up from the feet up.
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I would look like the dog faced brothers if I didn't shave for 7 days. Speaking of which, why don't they shave? I know that's how they make their money and everything, but couldn't they just be the freaky, stubble on the forehead brothers? I'd pay to see that just as quickly as I'd pay to see them with hairy foreheads. | |
Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.
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01-24-2006, 02:28 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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i'm doomed to shaving on a regular basis for the rest of my life b/c-
A) i look like a scumbag drug dealer B) i have to little hairless patches of skin on my neck. it looks really weird when i start growing a beard. i suppose i could do a goatee if i wanted to, but that's too much work.. |
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01-24-2006, 03:11 PM | #14 (permalink) |
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yeah i have a few patches on the side of my face that don't grow hair...I just had a beard for a while...not a big one but a beard nonetheless...and not 5 minutes ago i shaved it into a mustache...it looks HILARIOUS. I'm totally wearing it into work tonight
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01-24-2006, 03:42 PM | #16 (permalink) | |
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LOL pics? | |
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01-24-2006, 09:19 PM | #17 (permalink) |
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Here it is. It's not much but i plan on letting it flourish.
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01-25-2006, 08:37 AM | #20 (permalink) |
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hoooooolllly fuck!
all you need is a big black van, a bag of jolly ranchers and an elementary school to cruise by... |
the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman
NHB Intergender Champion jiu-jitsu isn't the hardass frat guy yelling at you to funnel a beer. its the laid back guy in the corner workin' on 2 chicks. |
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01-25-2006, 04:32 PM | #22 (permalink) |
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lol, i know, it's hilarious. If it's doing anything it's showing me a bit of humility, which i probably need. I'll see a hot girl then be like "well, i might as well not even make eye contact, because i'm sure they'll make fun of my mustache".
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
― Terence McKenna |
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