The Airing of Grievances

[Ironic Mustache]

Everyone who has roommates knows that there are certain things that they do without fail, that drive you fucking crazy. This thread is to voice the small things that tear at your soul until your pushed to the limits of your sanity.

My female roommate doesn't work during the day so as a result, she sleeps till noon and later. Being that I have to get up like a normal person every MORNING, I usually end up falling asleep while we're all watching TV at like 11-11:30. She feels the need to wake me up by yelling my name god awfully loud. Not to tell me anything important, just to make sure I'm not missing whatever she deems interesting on TV. Each night it becomes increasingly more annoying. Last night when she did it, I threatened to choke her the next time it happened, so hopefully that will put a stop to it.

The other guy in the house... I don't know why this bothers me so much, maybe it's just because it would be SO EASY for him to change this habit. We have one of those showers where the "curtain" is actually a sliding windowish door thing. I turn on the shower from one side, and then open it from the other to get in. Every single morning when I open it to get in, the shower head is facing as far up as it will go and towards the door. Meaning, it sprays water all over the bathroom floor. I could remember to move the shower head before opening the other door, but I'd just rather he extend the courtesy of not leaving me shower booby traps, so I refuse.

What kind of crap do your roommates do that might make you threaten to choke them?

[Ironic Mustache]

I have no idea why I put this here, can someone move it to Rants please?

[Mr. Mistoffelees]

I share a bathroom with a nig, I know he steals my handsoap because I never use it and the bottle is almost empty. Fucking bastard.

[theMerciless1]

Ironic, get a TV in your room.
and why the fuck would someone point the showerhead up in the air?

My only grievance with living with my chick (besides not being able to have hoes over) is that she goes to yoga teacher school avaery other weekend and i cant have my homies over till all hours of the night getting drunk and just being generally rowdy.
also she strongly frowns upon any drug use taking place in the apt. I dont fuck around anymore but i have some friends that do.
and she wont let anybody smoke in the apt now because the cat has asthma.

[Ironic Mustache]

Because the cat has asthma?!?!?!??

[Ugly Bastard]

Originally Posted by Ironic Mustache

I turn on the shower from one side, and then open it from the other to get in. Every single morning when I open it to get in, the shower head is facing as far up as it will go and towards the door.

Yea I know what you mean. The guy I shared a bathroom with in my house last year had an awful habit of pointing the showerhead in a way that made it spray all over creation if the shower curtain wasn't completely closed. But you had to open the shower curtain to get into the fucking shower. So I'd turn on the shower from the outside ('cause you don't want to be there when it blasts that initial cold on you, ya know ), then I'd open the shower curtain to get in, and it'd go flying all over me and the floor and everything. Pretty frustrating until I got used to just moving the showerhead before turning the motherfucking thing on.

[theMerciless1]

yeah, the cat has asthma. and gingivitis.

[Mr. Mistoffelees]

I have never heard of this, why do they have that shower head pointed towards the curtain?

[Ugly Bastard]

Mine didn't have it pointed towards the curtain. He had it pointing as high up as it would go, so if there wasn't a body there to catch the water, it was just hitting the far wall, which would spring a series of events that eventually ended in water being all over the bathroom floor somehow.

[theMerciless1]

i just got one of those overhead rain-type showerheads. i like it ok.

[Ironic Mustache]

The male roommate is a THUG. Last night he kept drunkenly trying to get the lesbian to pull a titty but she kept saying no. He badgered her for so long that she started getting pissed. Finally he told her that if she was going to be stingy with the titties that she was going to have to find another place to live. She was like, "whatever, maybe I will."
He was totally my hero last night.

[theMerciless1]

do your roommates have jobs?

[Ironic Mustache]

Yeah they do.

[vaga1220 *]

My roommate had a nurd festival (LAN party) last night. Well one of his nurd friends/co worker had been hitting on my girl the last nurd festival, I was going to kick his ass so bad but my roommate was all like

[roommate]"Take it easy Vaga, he was only joking."

[vaga]"He picked the wrong thing to be joking about. I'm going to fuck him up."

[roommate]"He'll probably pull his knife."

[vaga]"hahahahahahhahahahahahha!!!!!!111111oneoneone !!"

[roommate]"..."

[vaga]"if he does I'll fucking kill him. I'm not even joking"

Well my roommate calls him up and tells him it's probably a bad idea for him to show up.

What a fucking nurd.

[AcTivE]

way to be a hardass

[vaga1220 *]

All a day in the life of Vaga1220.

[angry pancake]

Yeah, Mrs. AP doesn't do the laundry as quick as I like. She also waits until the the dishwasher is mostly full to turn it on and I think she should run the thing a couple of times per day. I really get pissed off when she waits until the morning to take the trash out. That should be done in the evening.

I also wish she had some hotter friends.

[vaga1220 *]

you should choke her ass out.

[angry pancake]

Finally somebody who understands.

[Ironic Mustache]

AP as either the sole breadwinner or at least primary income of the household, that makes you in charge. Even in my line of work where a number of factors play roles, he who makes the scritch, holds the cards. What does she care if the dishwasher gets run 9 times a day or 1? She aint paying for it. Make her take out the trash when you want it out, and have the damn dinner on the table when you're hungry. Christ.

You already put in your work at law school. It's chillin' time now.