The ever annoying...
Why is it when people get drunk (or not even drunk, if you're a real asshole), they decide it would be gigglicious to swipe your hat off your head? I mean of all the dick things to do! I'm wearing a fucking hat, if you want to wear one then get your own! Now I'm standing there, and of course my hair is matted down from wearing a hat all day so I look like a jack ass. Then I look like an ever bigger douche if I whine and try to steal my hat back, it's like omg grow up!!!11 So then you try to play it off cool but people give you shit cause you look like a moron with hat hair. You can't win! It's really the ultimate pwnag3, and don't think the person doing the swiping doesn't know it either! then they act all exasperated when you fight tooth and nail to get the hat back. Well you know what? Fuck you. You know what you're doing and I refuse to be punked like that.
Next person who tries to take my hat is going to get LTFO. That's laid the fuck out for those of you who don't know.
Recognize bitches.
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