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09-19-2006, 09:04 PM
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Spice Master
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Desperate IM whores.
Ever get a random IM, only to find out it's some bitch who you don't even know who for some reason wants to get to know you better? I hate that shit, because they're always fat, ugly, or both.
CrazyKissesM: hello Blonde: hola. who's this It was at this point, when she didn't respond for several minutes, that I decided to do some counter-stalking before she got the chance to weird me out, and searched for her screenname on Facebook. It brought up this chick, who is fat, ugly, and the only pictures she had on there were wedding pictures with her husband, who is also fat and ugly. Blonde: christina wooten? CrazyKissesM: yes? Blonde: how was the wedding? CrazyKissesM: ok I guess... You know me? Blonde: you guess? it's your wedding for goodness sakes. CrazyKissesM: yeah except I'm seperated now Blonde: sucks. CrazyKissesM: so it doesn't really matter anymore... just a debt I have to pay off CrazyKissesM: majorly Blonde: so whats with the contact? i've never talked or heard of you in my life before today. the only reason i know all this is because of facebook. CrazyKissesM: I seen you on facebook actually Blonde: no shit. Blonde: but why go to the trouble of IMing me? CrazyKissesM: I apologize if I disturbed you... CrazyKissesM: just browsing... noticed you had a "complicated relationship" too Blonde: yeah, so do tens of thousands of people Blonde: what a connection we have! CrazyKissesM: yeah, lol, I suppose so CrazyKissesM: what's your story if you don't mind my asking? Blonde: i do, becuase i don't even know you, but if you insist, i'm juggling two girls who work with me and i'm leaving for australia in a month. CrazyKissesM: wow Blonde: yeah, i'm pretty awesome. CrazyKissesM: so you think Blonde: no, its a fact. but it's okay. you don't even know me. Blonde: anyways, i'm off to work. nice chatting with you. hope the divorce goes swell. CrazyKissesM: ditto take care This isn't a romance novel bitch, this is real life. I know you'd like to talk to some stranger about your relationship and have him sweep you off your feet in your rebound, but unfortunately for you, God hates fatpeople. |
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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09-20-2006, 12:24 AM
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COME ON YOU YANKS
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09-20-2006, 05:41 PM
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English.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: England
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Weird shit.
FatUgly69: hi i dont know you HCW: I dont know you either FatUgly69: can i get to know you better LOL <italics>at this point i decided to make a thread about it in the attempt to revive nubblers</italics> |
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there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.
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09-22-2006, 01:51 AM
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MURICAN
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Free Dog the Bounty Hunter!
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 The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them. |
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