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Unread 09-19-2006, 09:04 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ever get a random IM, only to find out it's some bitch who you don't even know who for some reason wants to get to know you better? I hate that shit, because they're always fat, ugly, or both.


CrazyKissesM: hello

Blonde: hola. who's this

It was at this point, when she didn't respond for several minutes, that I decided to do some counter-stalking before she got the chance to weird me out, and searched for her screenname on Facebook. It brought up this chick, who is fat, ugly, and the only pictures she had on there were wedding pictures with her husband, who is also fat and ugly.

Blonde: christina wooten?

CrazyKissesM: yes?

Blonde: how was the wedding?

CrazyKissesM: ok I guess...
You know me?

Blonde: you guess? it's your wedding for goodness sakes.

CrazyKissesM: yeah except I'm seperated now

Blonde: sucks.

CrazyKissesM: so it doesn't really matter anymore... just a debt I have to pay off
CrazyKissesM: majorly

Blonde: so whats with the contact? i've never talked or heard of you in my life before today. the only reason i know all this is because of facebook.

CrazyKissesM: I seen you on facebook actually

Blonde: no shit.
Blonde: but why go to the trouble of IMing me?

CrazyKissesM: I apologize if I disturbed you...
CrazyKissesM: just browsing... noticed you had a "complicated relationship" too

Blonde: yeah, so do tens of thousands of people
Blonde: what a connection we have!

CrazyKissesM: yeah, lol, I suppose so
CrazyKissesM: what's your story if you don't mind my asking?

Blonde: i do, becuase i don't even know you, but if you insist, i'm juggling two girls who work with me and i'm leaving for australia in a month.

CrazyKissesM: wow

Blonde: yeah, i'm pretty awesome.

CrazyKissesM: so you think

Blonde: no, its a fact. but it's okay. you don't even know me.
Blonde: anyways, i'm off to work. nice chatting with you. hope the divorce goes swell.

CrazyKissesM: ditto take care




This isn't a romance novel bitch, this is real life. I know you'd like to talk to some stranger about your relationship and have him sweep you off your feet in your rebound, but unfortunately for you, God hates fatpeople.

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Unread 09-19-2006, 10:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I couldn't find CrazyKissesM.

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Unread 09-20-2006, 12:24 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I couldn't find CrazyKissesM.
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FatUgly69: hi i dont know you
HCW: I dont know you either
FatUgly69: can i get to know you better LOL

<italics>at this point i decided to make a thread about it in the attempt to revive nubblers</italics>

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