Do you know when your day is going to be.....

[Cocktooth]

Shitty??? I always have a shitty day when I wake up like 2 minutes before my alarm goes off. Lets take today, Friday August 3rd. It started last night with me having a few to many drinks on the golf course, which lead to me not being able to perfrom my best in bed. I woke up with a mad pain shooting through my testicles from not being able to release. Then, I get a call 1 minute before my alarm goes off. This signifies, I'm going to have a god awful day. I get to work, and someone decides to put a 200 lb. box in my office to be shipped out in a week. I now have no room to move for a weeks time. I decide its time I get my nicotine fix, so I go to a near by gas station to buy a can of delight and some gum. My total from that purchase was 6.66. This is going to be a horrible no good very bad day.

[Mr. Mistoffelees]

10/10