Why l hate my life and I want to die - Nubblies.net Forums

Mr. Mistoffelees · 10-04-2007, 09:53 AM

when receiving change, why is it that cashiers always place the cash in your hand and then put the coinage on top of it? FUCK! don't they know it completely immobilizes your hand? I'm holding my wallet open with my other hand so i can put the cash back in it. BUT I CAN'T DO THAT NOW WITHOUT LETTING THE COINS FALL OFF. SO NOW IM FORCED TO PUT DOWN MY WALLET AND MERCHANDISE/FOOD SO I CAN USE MY OTHER HAND TO TAKE THE COINS AND PUT THEM IN MY POCKET SO I HAVE THE ABILITY TO PUT MY CASH BACK IN MY WALLET!!!!!!

If they put the coins in the palm of your AND the cash on top of them, this problem would be solved. When they do this I just want to throw the change on the ground or in their face. BUT THEN I WOULD LOOK LIKE THE CRAZY ONE.

FUCK

Ugly Bastard · 10-04-2007, 01:32 PM

You know what one I also hate: when the only change you're getting is coin-type change, but instead of just putting it into your hand so you can stuff it into your pocket, they put your receipt in your hand first, then the change on top of it like the receipt is some god damned napkin meant to protect the change from your hand or something. WTF!?!??!?!?

Mr. Mistoffelees · 10-04-2007, 02:06 PM

I hate that shit too, and they put it in your hand with both hands it would break if they dropped it.

receipts are so technologically outdated, they piss me off. I rarely even get asked anymore if i want one they just stuff it in with the cash.

Repugnant Abomination · 10-04-2007, 03:16 PM

Yeah, I always tell them I don't need a receipt, because I always just throw that shit away. Seriously, who the fuck keeps the receipt? If you do you're an asshole.

Orgazmo · 10-04-2007, 07:53 PM

Just tofuckingday, I'm going through the taco bell drive thru to get some god damned lunch. Problem #1 occurs when I pull up to the first window (the pay station).

The cashier, prompt as ever, has my drink waiting in his paw. Unfortunately, he doesn't make a fucking move to let me know if he wants the cash or if he wants to give me my fucking drink. Instead, we have one of those awkward "make your fucking move" moments. I start to hand him the cash just as he's extending the drink, we both retreat, wash, rinse, repeat. Just tell me my fucking total, take my cash, and let's go from there, assjabber.

After the ordeal of getting my drink into the vehicle, the motherfucker pulls ID's initial complaint. I paid for a $6 meal with a $20. Diligent as ever, he slowly stacks the bills in my palm before haphazardly dumping a handful of random change on top. Now I'm playing a high-risk game of steadyhand. One fucking slip up and I lose some coins that I'm not getting back. Sure, I could go for the clench...but that's risky too and could leave even a bill falling to the pavement. "Fuck you, Whiskerdick!" I scream at the window. He replied, but it was in Spanish. I didn't understand.

Mr. Mistoffelees · 10-04-2007, 11:11 PM

JESUS FUCKING CATS, what madness.

Heaven Can Wait · 10-05-2007, 07:14 AM

So that the notes dont blow away.
and i guess they put notes first so you can count the count, then the coins.
busted.

Ugly Bastard · 10-05-2007, 03:34 PM

"The notes". God damn Europeans.

Mr. Mistoffelees · 10-05-2007, 06:22 PM

count the fucking notes on to the table in front of me, i don't want your grimey cashier hands touching mine

Wind? are you fucking stupid? the cashier doesn't have to put coins on top of the money to get the money to me, he puts the coins in his own hands the proper way, in the palm.

Heaven Can Wait · 10-06-2007, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

"The notes". God damn Europeans.

Mr freedom of speach has a problem with English?

10-04-2007, 09:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mr. Mistoffelees Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 8,142 Internets: 97943	Why l hate my life and I want to die when receiving change, why is it that cashiers always place the cash in your hand and then put the coinage on top of it? FUCK! don't they know it completely immobilizes your hand? I'm holding my wallet open with my other hand so i can put the cash back in it. BUT I CAN'T DO THAT NOW WITHOUT LETTING THE COINS FALL OFF. SO NOW IM FORCED TO PUT DOWN MY WALLET AND MERCHANDISE/FOOD SO I CAN USE MY OTHER HAND TO TAKE THE COINS AND PUT THEM IN MY POCKET SO I HAVE THE ABILITY TO PUT MY CASH BACK IN MY WALLET!!!!!! If they put the coins in the palm of your AND the cash on top of them, this problem would be solved. When they do this I just want to throw the change on the ground or in their face. BUT THEN I WOULD LOOK LIKE THE CRAZY ONE. FUCK
	Band teachers always have a larger than life persona - ID

10-04-2007, 01:32 PM	#2 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playa del Carmen Posts: 12,786 Internets: 117711	You know what one I also hate: when the only change you're getting is coin-type change, but instead of just putting it into your hand so you can stuff it into your pocket, they put your receipt in your hand first, then the change on top of it like the receipt is some god damned napkin meant to protect the change from your hand or something. WTF!?!??!?!?
	www.ItsOrangeNotRed.com

10-04-2007, 02:06 PM	#3 (permalink)
Mr. Mistoffelees Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 8,142 Internets: 97943	I hate that shit too, and they put it in your hand with both hands it would break if they dropped it. receipts are so technologically outdated, they piss me off. I rarely even get asked anymore if i want one they just stuff it in with the cash.
	Band teachers always have a larger than life persona - ID

10-04-2007, 11:11 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mr. Mistoffelees Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 8,142 Internets: 97943	JESUS FUCKING CATS, what madness.
	Band teachers always have a larger than life persona - ID

10-05-2007, 07:14 AM	#7 (permalink)
Heaven Can Wait English. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: England Posts: 868 Internets: 179	So that the notes dont blow away. and i guess they put notes first so you can count the count, then the coins. busted.
	there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin.

10-04-2007, 03:16 PM	#4 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Shitousan Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,404 Internets: 53206	Yeah, I always tell them I don't need a receipt, because I always just throw that shit away. Seriously, who the fuck keeps the receipt? If you do you're an asshole.

10-04-2007, 07:53 PM	#5 (permalink)
Orgazmo Why a derp? Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 13,859 Internets: 108314	Just tofuckingday, I'm going through the taco bell drive thru to get some god damned lunch. Problem #1 occurs when I pull up to the first window (the pay station). The cashier, prompt as ever, has my drink waiting in his paw. Unfortunately, he doesn't make a fucking move to let me know if he wants the cash or if he wants to give me my fucking drink. Instead, we have one of those awkward "make your fucking move" moments. I start to hand him the cash just as he's extending the drink, we both retreat, wash, rinse, repeat. Just tell me my fucking total, take my cash, and let's go from there, assjabber. After the ordeal of getting my drink into the vehicle, the motherfucker pulls ID's initial complaint. I paid for a $6 meal with a $20. Diligent as ever, he slowly stacks the bills in my palm before haphazardly dumping a handful of random change on top. Now I'm playing a high-risk game of steadyhand. One fucking slip up and I lose some coins that I'm not getting back. Sure, I could go for the clench...but that's risky too and could leave even a bill falling to the pavement. "Fuck you, Whiskerdick!" I scream at the window. He replied, but it was in Spanish. I didn't understand.

10-05-2007, 03:34 PM	#8 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Playa del Carmen Posts: 12,786 Internets: 117711	"The notes". God damn Europeans.
	www.ItsOrangeNotRed.com

10-05-2007, 06:22 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mr. Mistoffelees Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 8,142 Internets: 97943	count the fucking notes on to the table in front of me, i don't want your grimey cashier hands touching mine Wind? are you fucking stupid? the cashier doesn't have to put coins on top of the money to get the money to me, he puts the coins in his own hands the proper way, in the palm.
	Band teachers always have a larger than life persona - ID

Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Switch to Hybrid Mode Switch to Threaded Mode

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
People I Hate	Tape	Rants	273	08-08-2011 08:52 AM
Behind the Posts: Tonguegina	tonguegina	Rants	24	03-03-2009 07:07 PM
Who Thinks Alcohol Is Gay/Pimp?	Ugly Bastard	I'm Right, Fuck You	60	11-24-2003 02:39 AM
Kottonmouth Kings - Rollin' Stoned	50 Cent	Reviews	12	01-18-2003 06:27 PM