FUCK THE ARGAYDE
 

I've now been fucked twice out of number 1 scores which should have put me at third place and knocked Felix out of there.

"Sorry, due to an unepexted error on our part which is totally unrelated to your flawless game strategy, your score will not be saved. We apologize to the tax payers who just wasted money on Ironic Mustache to beat records while at work, which he will not get credit for. It was all for nothing cunts."

Alright that tears it. I just got 14,400 on moon lander and I know this because I knew it would screw me so I kept track myself. I also got 12.5 in icicle climb. I'm #2 in the big wave challenge too and if that game even worked I'd be #1. This is a god damned conspiracy.

The arcade is MINE

Umm...you're tied with me, Shitpants. Tied.

IM, what's the real msg it gives? It probably means you cheated and it caught you. Stop cheating and maybe it will work correctly for you.

Ha! Accused of cheating by the guy with 50 on Simon???????? You just know that I'm creeping up behind you and that soon the arcade will be mine. As soon as IT stops cheating.

The arcade would never cheat. It is built on a foundation of honor and trust. As such, it would only allow honest scores to be recorded into its record books.

The arcade cheated on the sex box with the elite forum. Put that in your pipe and smoke it!

Fuck parrots. They're all like, "ooh check me out, I'm a parrot, I'm going to land right on your fucking branch before you can swing off it."

Gaz,

Would it be possible for you to get a chess game for the arcade?

If I add chess, I'll have to change its name to the Arsupergayde.

Well, get to it.

Soooooooooooooo can we get chess added to the arcade?

I've been playing a lot of chess today thanks to repug

How the fuck do you add a single player chess game to an arcade?

Make it happen, Gaz.

It just makes no sense. The arcade depends on single player games that result in a quantifiable score. Chess doesn't fit this very well.

I would still like chess in the argayde.

It's just not a good fit.

A thousand apologies.

You're dead to me.