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Der Fuhrer · 11-21-2010, 06:48 PM

The shitlist is pretty self-explanatory. Feel free to add anything you want to the list. The only stipulation is that you must hate the person, place, or thing that you list. I'll stat things off.

First on the list is this ginger-jew piece of shit: Jesse Eisenberg.

Perhaps it's a combination of his jew-do, his jew-nose, and the sound of his annoying voice that makes me hate this mother fucker so much. But that's not the only reason I hate him. Let's start from the moment the jew-bitch first entered my living room-Adventureland. I thought this was supposed to be a comedy, not some stupid story about a pussy kid just generally being a huge fucking pussy in life. I did not laugh once during this movie, it made me sad. The way he speaks his lines is unbearable. I can't quite put my finger on what it is exactly, other than that I hate the sound of his voice and the way he says things. Who the fuck did this kid blow to become a movie star? The next movie that I saw him in was Zombieland, which was OK. Although Jesse was fucking terrible in it, Woody Harrelson saved it by being awesome like always. It is very hard to fuck up a zombie movie, but I shit you not, this fucking jew-cunt almost did. I'm also sick and fucking tired of seeing this freak of nature hook up with attractive women in the movies he plays. I'm sure the devil himself would cringe at the sight of this monster. These are the only two movies I've seen with this piece of shit, and I will not watch another movie with him in it again. I hate you Jesse Eisenberg, and I hope you fucking die.

Fruitacious B · 11-21-2010, 09:48 PM

The Squid and the Whale

I don't mind the guy, and I'm pretty sure he's not a ginger.

Now, as far as a few I've always hated...

These two dirty cumdumpsters make me want to set my tv on fire when I see them on screen. I cheered when Winona Ryder's character died in Star Trek, and expect to cheer exponentially more upon receiving news that either of them have died, the sooner the better.

Ugly Bastard · 11-21-2010, 10:31 PM

I liked Eisenberg a lot in the Social Network. He nailed that role.

Der Fuhrer · 11-21-2010, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

I liked Eisenberg a lot in the Social Network. He nailed that role.

I would just like to add Ugly Bastard to the shit list.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 11-21-2010, 11:01 PM

The Squid and the Whale is an excellent movie. I've seen it twice. Eisenburg was perfect for his role as a turd.

Orgazmo · 11-21-2010, 11:06 PM

Hmm...I think that I've thought this "Eisenberg" character was Michael Cera this whole time.

f3lix · 11-22-2010, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

I liked Eisenberg a lot in the Social Network. He nailed that role.

Couldn't say it better.

DDTempest · 11-29-2010, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Orgazmo

Hmm...I think that I've thought this "Eisenberg" character was Michael Cera this whole time.

He is a more marketable Michael Cera as he doesn't have to always play a confused teenager, his roles also expand into the confused young adult realm.

Secret Fucking Santa · 12-16-2011, 10:41 AM

HO HO HO HO HO!!!!!!!!!!

IRONIC MUSTACHE!!!!! GREAT NEWS! My reindeer are bringing you your Secret Santa 2k11 gift AS WE SPEAK! I'm so excited I COULD POOP!!!! AND SO SHOULD YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

DDTempest · 12-16-2011, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Secret Fucking Santa

HO HO HO HO HO!!!!!!!!!!

IRONIC MUSTACHE!!!!! GREAT NEWS! My reindeer are bringing you your Secret Santa 2k11 gift AS WE SPEAK! I'm so excited I COULD POOP!!!! AND SO SHOULD YOUUUUUUUUUUUU

Wrong thread Santa ... are you fucking drunk again?

Orgazmo · 12-16-2011, 11:27 AM

God damnit, Santa. You really shit the bed here.

thekremlin · 12-16-2011, 11:33 AM

shat*

Secret Fucking Santa · 12-16-2011, 11:46 AM

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Originally Posted by DDTempest

Wrong thread Santa ... are you fucking drunk again?

Sounds like someone wants a lump of coal. Or maybe more playboys?

DDTempest · 12-16-2011, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Secret Fucking Santa

Sounds like someone wants a lump of coal. Or maybe more playboys?

That threat won't work on my Santa, you already delivered the gift so fuck you.

Mr. Blonde · 12-16-2011, 01:19 PM

Plus, free coal!

Ironic Mustache · 12-17-2011, 12:04 AM

Whatever, as long as my gift is on its way.

11-21-2010, 06:48 PM	#1 (permalink)
Der Fuhrer Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 549 Internets: 5464	The Nubblies Shitlist The shitlist is pretty self-explanatory. Feel free to add anything you want to the list. The only stipulation is that you must hate the person, place, or thing that you list. I'll stat things off. First on the list is this ginger-jew piece of shit: Jesse Eisenberg. Perhaps it's a combination of his jew-do, his jew-nose, and the sound of his annoying voice that makes me hate this mother fucker so much. But that's not the only reason I hate him. Let's start from the moment the jew-bitch first entered my living room-Adventureland. I thought this was supposed to be a comedy, not some stupid story about a pussy kid just generally being a huge fucking pussy in life. I did not laugh once during this movie, it made me sad. The way he speaks his lines is unbearable. I can't quite put my finger on what it is exactly, other than that I hate the sound of his voice and the way he says things. Who the fuck did this kid blow to become a movie star? The next movie that I saw him in was Zombieland, which was OK. Although Jesse was fucking terrible in it, Woody Harrelson saved it by being awesome like always. It is very hard to fuck up a zombie movie, but I shit you not, this fucking jew-cunt almost did. I'm also sick and fucking tired of seeing this freak of nature hook up with attractive women in the movies he plays. I'm sure the devil himself would cringe at the sight of this monster. These are the only two movies I've seen with this piece of shit, and I will not watch another movie with him in it again. I hate you Jesse Eisenberg, and I hope you fucking die.

11-21-2010, 09:48 PM	#2 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	The Squid and the Whale I don't mind the guy, and I'm pretty sure he's not a ginger. Now, as far as a few I've always hated... These two dirty cumdumpsters make me want to set my tv on fire when I see them on screen. I cheered when Winona Ryder's character died in Star Trek, and expect to cheer exponentially more upon receiving news that either of them have died, the sooner the better.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

11-21-2010, 11:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	The Squid and the Whale is an excellent movie. I've seen it twice. Eisenburg was perfect for his role as a turd.
	#YOLO

12-16-2011, 10:41 AM	#9 (permalink)
Secret Fucking Santa Ho Ho Ho, Hoes Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: North Pole Posts: 62 Internets: 3709	HO HO HO HO HO!!!!!!!!!! IRONIC MUSTACHE!!!!! GREAT NEWS! My reindeer are bringing you your Secret Santa 2k11 gift AS WE SPEAK! I'm so excited I COULD POOP!!!! AND SO SHOULD YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
	Ho, Ho, Ho motherfuckers.

12-17-2011, 12:04 AM	#16 (permalink)
Ironic Mustache G'd up from the feet up. Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Cali Posts: 7,146 Supreme Emperor of the Jiu Jitsu Shit Forum?: Yes Internets: 114735	Whatever, as long as my gift is on its way.
	Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.

11-21-2010, 10:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I liked Eisenberg a lot in the Social Network. He nailed that role.

11-21-2010, 11:06 PM	#6 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	Hmm...I think that I've thought this "Eisenberg" character was Michael Cera this whole time.

12-16-2011, 11:27 AM	#11 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,699 Internets: 305662	God damnit, Santa. You really shit the bed here.

12-16-2011, 01:19 PM	#15 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Plus, free coal!

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