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Mr. Blonde · 12-03-2011, 11:56 AM

I never liked kids before I went to Korea and taught them. I imagine most dudes have this attitude if they have never really spent time around a lot of kids. I think it is pretty normal for guys in particular to say "Shit, I hate kids, I don't want to get married/have kids ever...etc. etc.", but statistically, all of us will probably have at least one kid.

It's changing as I get older too. It's amazing how much the idea of leaving a biological legacy outweighs the general bullshit of having kids. I've been watching my niece and nephew a lot since I've been out here in AZ, and while it's fun being an uncle with no real responsibility longer than 24-48 hours at a time, I can't imagine doing this every day.

Some of the stuff you have to deal with on a regular basis:

- Potty training. My nephew is 3 and can sit on the toilet but not by himself (will fall in). He grunts a lot and looks me DEAD in the eyes when he goes. Also, if he doesn't hold his junk down he pisses all over the place, so since he's holding onto the toilet seat with both hands for dear life, guess who gets to do that job? The whole process is very disturbing to me.

- Diaper changing. If they can't go on the toilet, you have to clean shit out of everywhere. We've all seen it on TV/movies under a comical umbrella, but it's really not funny at all. It's disgusting, I have to wipe human feces out of my 1 year old nieces labia while she's screaming. It's fucking awful.

- Feeding/cleaning. Even if they can feed themselves, they get messy as fuck. They drop shit all the time. They are demanding.

- Entertainment. My sister and brother in law do okay for themselves, so they've got a play area setup in a different area from the house for the living room. It has a TV/DVD player, all their toys and they let the kids use their 2 ipads. Even with this bounty of entertainment, the kids still are constantly getting into shit. I could never get any work done with kids around.

- Middle of the night wakeups. Whenever I watch them (which now that I have a job I will not be doing near as much), I have to sleep with a baby monitor which wakes me up from my niece crying about 3x a night. My nephew wakes me up about 2x a night to do stupid shit, like wakes up for no reason or needs to use the bathroom. I'm on about 5 hrs of sleep right now and feel like strangling these little fuckers.

- Crying over the dumbest shit ever. My nephew just threw a tantrum because he wanted the black Ipad instead of the White one that his sister had. Seriously, first world fucking problems.

I realize that obviously hardly any of this is the kids' fault themselves; it's just how kids are, and we were all pretty much exactly the same until we learned some semblance of self control. I don't expect THAT much out of 1 and 3 year olds, and that's the problem a lot of adults have with all kids -- they are using their decades of knowledge and experience and expecting the same thing out of a mere child.

All that being said, I really don't see what's so great about having your own kids. It really is a life sentence. It's hard to think about because I don't know what a future without kids is like -- other than AP, I don't know hardly any "adults" (Which I still don't really consider myself as) who don't have kids, so I have this like...feeling that if you don't have kids you are somehow a bad person. Also if you don't have kids you're pretty much holding up a giant middle finger to 4 billion years of evolution...which is kind of badass, but also kind of sad.

Repugnant Abomination · 12-03-2011, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

- Potty training.
He grunts a lot and looks me DEAD in the eyes when he goes.

lol that's hilarious.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-03-2011, 04:27 PM

you think he'll keep those moments in his spank bank for use a couple years down the road?

Blonde, I am very against you having children with your multiple health problems and gluten allergy. Unfortunately evolution has stagnated because modern science can keep people like you alive long enough to spread your genes. You have a nice ass, but passing down some of your other shit to future generations doesn't do anyone any good.

angry pancake · 12-03-2011, 06:13 PM

Jesus Christ. Don't even get me started on kids. I hate them. I just fucking hate them.

DDTempest · 12-03-2011, 07:58 PM

Mr. Blonde Vasectomy pool:

DDTempest $50

Mr. Blonde · 12-03-2011, 08:29 PM

If that Indian method was available in the US I would get it tomorrow, hands down.

Ugly Bastard · 12-03-2011, 09:47 PM

Having kids just seems like a nightmare. I think I'd be more interested in the idea if I was wealthy enough to hire nannies and shit to take care of them so I never had to change diapers, wake up in the middle of the night, etc (unless I wanted to). I'm too spoiled and self-centered right now to handle parenting. A lot would have to change. I wouldn't rule it out for when I'm much older though as the idea of passing down wisdom to offspring does appeal to me.

Mr. Blonde · 12-03-2011, 09:53 PM

Au pair - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - this is something a few girls I know are doing. Apparently it's a pretty cool way to travel for girls if they like spending time around kids, basically they're a young, in-house nanny who works for a typically rich/cool family who just doesn't have time/doesn't want to deal with all the bullshit of raising kids 100% themselves, and much steady than having to look for a sitter/nanny all the time.

angry pancake · 12-03-2011, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Having kids just seems like a nightmare. I think I'd be more interested in the idea if I was wealthy enough to hire nannies and shit to take care of them so I never had to change diapers, wake up in the middle of the night, etc (unless I wanted to). I'm too spoiled and self-centered right now to handle parenting. A lot would have to change. I wouldn't rule it out for when I'm much older though as the idea of passing down wisdom to offspring does appeal to me.

This^^^. Except it doesn't change with money or age.

j money · 12-03-2011, 11:12 PM

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-03-2011, 11:57 PM

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Originally Posted by j money

I went to the doc and stay medicated most of the time.

Are you saying you take those drugs that make you sick if you drink or what?

angry pancake · 12-04-2011, 08:08 AM

JMoney, there are clinics that can undo the results from a random shorting off in a vagina.

Mr. Blonde · 12-04-2011, 11:37 AM

I was wondering about that too. Jmoney, obviously you probably love your kid now so I don't mean any offense, but did you guys consider an abortion?

Saint DH · 12-04-2011, 12:56 PM

It's never too late for an abortion.

Repugnant Abomination · 12-04-2011, 03:02 PM

I'm sure your parents wish that were true everyday.

Saint DH · 12-04-2011, 03:33 PM

At least I have parents.

Fruitacious B · 12-04-2011, 03:34 PM

The shittiest part about having a kid, is their Mom. Myself, as well as my two younger sisters were raised solely by my dad until I was about 14. I wish I was as lucky as he was as far as custody is concerned, because life without a baby's mama would be far less stressful. The reason most marriages end in divorce is because women lose their fucking minds when they have kids, and they're never the same again...in a horrible way.

The actual raising and being around them and cleaning up everything isn't that bad. I'm entertained every day with my son, he's the coolest guy I've ever met. But his mom's a bitch, honestly.

thekremlin · 12-04-2011, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Fruitacious B

I'm entertained every day with my son, he's the coolest guy I've ever met.

Everyone else thinks hes a jerk.

Fruitacious B · 12-04-2011, 07:12 PM

Fair enough. I've never really cared what they thought anyway.

j money · 12-04-2011, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mistoffelees

Are you saying you take those drugs that make you sick if you drink or what?

No, more like anti-depressants and benzos. ie. zoloft, xanax, kolonopin (sp?) etc. Haven't been on any in a couple months but will be going back within next couple weeks.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

I was wondering about that too. Jmoney, obviously you probably love your kid now so I don't mean any offense, but did you guys consider an abortion?

Never considered,discussed or thought of. We were living together at the time so its not like it was someone completly random which would probably make that decision more reasonable.

Repugnant Abomination · 12-04-2011, 11:30 PM

I'm worried about you, j money.

Mr. Blonde · 12-05-2011, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by j money

No, more like anti-depressants and benzos. ie. zoloft, xanax, kolonopin (sp?) etc. Haven't been on any in a couple months but will be going back within next couple weeks.

:-/ Are you okay, dude?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 12-05-2011, 01:04 AM

You'd feel stressed too if you had to herd niggers around like jmoney does.

Saint DH · 12-05-2011, 02:32 AM

Is j money a cotton farmer?

I guess that would explain why he lives in bama.

angry pancake · 12-05-2011, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by j money

Never considered,discussed or thought of. We were living together at the time so its not like it was someone completly random which would probably make that decision more reasonable.

I guess you still could just drop the kid off at the returns department of the fire station if you wanted.

12-03-2011, 11:56 AM	#1 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Kids I never liked kids before I went to Korea and taught them. I imagine most dudes have this attitude if they have never really spent time around a lot of kids. I think it is pretty normal for guys in particular to say "Shit, I hate kids, I don't want to get married/have kids ever...etc. etc.", but statistically, all of us will probably have at least one kid. It's changing as I get older too. It's amazing how much the idea of leaving a biological legacy outweighs the general bullshit of having kids. I've been watching my niece and nephew a lot since I've been out here in AZ, and while it's fun being an uncle with no real responsibility longer than 24-48 hours at a time, I can't imagine doing this every day. Some of the stuff you have to deal with on a regular basis: - Potty training. My nephew is 3 and can sit on the toilet but not by himself (will fall in). He grunts a lot and looks me DEAD in the eyes when he goes. Also, if he doesn't hold his junk down he pisses all over the place, so since he's holding onto the toilet seat with both hands for dear life, guess who gets to do that job? The whole process is very disturbing to me. - Diaper changing. If they can't go on the toilet, you have to clean shit out of everywhere. We've all seen it on TV/movies under a comical umbrella, but it's really not funny at all. It's disgusting, I have to wipe human feces out of my 1 year old nieces labia while she's screaming. It's fucking awful. - Feeding/cleaning. Even if they can feed themselves, they get messy as fuck. They drop shit all the time. They are demanding. - Entertainment. My sister and brother in law do okay for themselves, so they've got a play area setup in a different area from the house for the living room. It has a TV/DVD player, all their toys and they let the kids use their 2 ipads. Even with this bounty of entertainment, the kids still are constantly getting into shit. I could never get any work done with kids around. - Middle of the night wakeups. Whenever I watch them (which now that I have a job I will not be doing near as much), I have to sleep with a baby monitor which wakes me up from my niece crying about 3x a night. My nephew wakes me up about 2x a night to do stupid shit, like wakes up for no reason or needs to use the bathroom. I'm on about 5 hrs of sleep right now and feel like strangling these little fuckers. - Crying over the dumbest shit ever. My nephew just threw a tantrum because he wanted the black Ipad instead of the White one that his sister had. Seriously, first world fucking problems. I realize that obviously hardly any of this is the kids' fault themselves; it's just how kids are, and we were all pretty much exactly the same until we learned some semblance of self control. I don't expect THAT much out of 1 and 3 year olds, and that's the problem a lot of adults have with all kids -- they are using their decades of knowledge and experience and expecting the same thing out of a mere child. All that being said, I really don't see what's so great about having your own kids. It really is a life sentence. It's hard to think about because I don't know what a future without kids is like -- other than AP, I don't know hardly any "adults" (Which I still don't really consider myself as) who don't have kids, so I have this like...feeling that if you don't have kids you are somehow a bad person. Also if you don't have kids you're pretty much holding up a giant middle finger to 4 billion years of evolution...which is kind of badass, but also kind of sad.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna Last edited by Mr. Blonde; 12-03-2011 at 12:01 PM.

12-03-2011, 04:27 PM	#3 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	you think he'll keep those moments in his spank bank for use a couple years down the road? Blonde, I am very against you having children with your multiple health problems and gluten allergy. Unfortunately evolution has stagnated because modern science can keep people like you alive long enough to spread your genes. You have a nice ass, but passing down some of your other shit to future generations doesn't do anyone any good.
	#YOLO

12-03-2011, 08:29 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	If that Indian method was available in the US I would get it tomorrow, hands down.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-03-2011, 09:53 PM	#8 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Au pair - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - this is something a few girls I know are doing. Apparently it's a pretty cool way to travel for girls if they like spending time around kids, basically they're a young, in-house nanny who works for a typically rich/cool family who just doesn't have time/doesn't want to deal with all the bullshit of raising kids 100% themselves, and much steady than having to look for a sitter/nanny all the time.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-03-2011, 11:12 PM	#10 (permalink)
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12-03-2011, 09:47 PM	#7 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Having kids just seems like a nightmare. I think I'd be more interested in the idea if I was wealthy enough to hire nannies and shit to take care of them so I never had to change diapers, wake up in the middle of the night, etc (unless I wanted to). I'm too spoiled and self-centered right now to handle parenting. A lot would have to change. I wouldn't rule it out for when I'm much older though as the idea of passing down wisdom to offspring does appeal to me.

12-04-2011, 11:37 AM	#13 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I was wondering about that too. Jmoney, obviously you probably love your kid now so I don't mean any offense, but did you guys consider an abortion?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

12-04-2011, 12:56 PM	#14 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	It's never too late for an abortion.

12-04-2011, 03:02 PM	#15 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	I'm sure your parents wish that were true everyday.

12-04-2011, 03:33 PM	#16 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	At least I have parents.

12-04-2011, 03:34 PM	#17 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	The shittiest part about having a kid, is their Mom. Myself, as well as my two younger sisters were raised solely by my dad until I was about 14. I wish I was as lucky as he was as far as custody is concerned, because life without a baby's mama would be far less stressful. The reason most marriages end in divorce is because women lose their fucking minds when they have kids, and they're never the same again...in a horrible way. The actual raising and being around them and cleaning up everything isn't that bad. I'm entertained every day with my son, he's the coolest guy I've ever met. But his mom's a bitch, honestly.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

12-04-2011, 07:12 PM	#19 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Fair enough. I've never really cared what they thought anyway.
	"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." \|vonnegut

12-04-2011, 11:30 PM	#21 (permalink)
Repugnant Abomination Almost there... Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 5,979 Internets: 161638	I'm worried about you, j money.

12-05-2011, 01:04 AM	#23 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	You'd feel stressed too if you had to herd niggers around like jmoney does.
	#YOLO

12-05-2011, 02:32 AM	#24 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,143 Internets: 284753	Is j money a cotton farmer? I guess that would explain why he lives in bama.

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