Web Site of the Day

[f3lix]

be creative, i got stumped on 5

[Orgazmo]

I got to like 17...though I only solved 6 or 7 of them completely on my own (without the use of their forums or hints)

[ninjaface]

Level 8 sucks

Have Onstar? Use it as a free GPS system.
http://members.cox.net/onstar/

[Orgazmo]

Want to share a file really fucking huge? Up it here:

http://www.yousendit.com/

1 gig limit.

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
Want to share a file really fucking huge? Up it here:

http://www.yousendit.com/

1 gig limit.

Wow. I've had that problem before (files too big for email). Thanks a lot for posting that.

[Orgazmo]

No problem. File stays on their servers for 7 days or until it's downloaded 25 times...so that's pretty cool.

[Orgazmo]

I swear I've posted this before...but I don't see it. Even so, I'm sure a lot of you have already tapped this resource.

Anyway...for some of the funniest text on the net, visit bash.org. The top 100...and then 101-200 are absolutely priceless.

A few bars of gold just to ensure that you'll actually go...

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

*** Topic in #doghouse is 'Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud'
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
<Anubis> what fraud?
<Kadmium> You haven't heard about it?
<Anubis> no?
<Kadmium> You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
<Anubis> omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to 'Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud'

AngryGackt: hey
Kagato: yo
AngryGackt: did you hear about lindze's dad?
Kagato: ..nikki....
Kagato: you just like..
Kagato: scared me... so bad...
Kagato: cuz when I first read that it looked like "did you hear that Lindze's dead?"
AngryGackt: OH
Kagato: I swear my heart jumped into my throat.
AngryGackt: NO
AngryGackt: gahhhh
Kagato: I was chewing on my heart and freaking out until I reread it.
AngryGackt: jeeeeessus
Kagato: ........>_<
AngryGackt: *flails*
Kagato: what happened to her dad? ::relaxes::
AngryGackt: He's dead.
Kagato: ........

[edit] Honestly...tell me that last piece isn't the funniest thing you've ever read. I laugh hysterically everytime I reread it. [/edit]

[ January 18, 2005, 01:43 AM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

[Mr. Mistoffelees]

this is definitely one of my favorites...

<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> "The animals will hear!" bellowed the ear licking penguin as the awesomely endowed midget sucked her oozing charlies and plugged his purple middle leg into her festering cunt.

<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> oops

<[BAC]Draxon|TWL> wrong window

<d|syztem> what the FUCK

edit:

<Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses.
<Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.
<Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate driver.
<Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.
<Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.

[ January 18, 2005, 03:24 AM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]

[Mr. Blonde]

<SRG> Metallica sold out in 45 mins :/
<NotOneOfUs> Yeah I know.
<NotOneOfUs> Oh wait
<NotOneOfUs> You mean, like, a concert?
<SRG> yes

[Mr. Blonde]

Does this look familiar to anyone else? I don't know who copied from who...

#261931 +(2659)- [X]

Phoenix> Dude, wanna hear a fucked up story?
Phoenix> So, Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i've been talking to this girl for the majority of the night.
Phoenix> Anyway I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed.
Phoenix> So about 10min's into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life.
Phoenix> All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she's butt naked and im in my boxers.
Phoenix> I wake up to piss and I find myself covered in shit. It was all over the bed,sheets,etc.... Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world.
Phoenix> She's sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of her hammies.
Phoenix> I get dressed and leave... This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her.




EDIT: Here we are.

[ January 18, 2005, 10:34 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

[Orgazmo]

I'd wager to say "Phoenix" copied from the bodybuilding forum...as the other version has a little bit more meat.

Either way...I had forgotten about that story. I appreciate its joy being brought back into my life.

[ninjaface]

Bonsai Kitten

"Method:
At only a few weeks of age, a kitten's bones have not yet hardened and become osseous. They are extremely soft and springy. In fact, if you take a week-old kitten and throw it to the floor, it will actually bounce! We do not recommend that you try this at home. The kitten may bounce under the furniture and be difficult to retrieve, as well as covered in unsightly household dust. However, the flexibility of the kitten's skeleton means that if the bones are gently warped at this early age, they can be molded into any desired shape. At Bonsai Kitten, we achieve this by placing the kitten into a rigid vessel soon after birth, and allowing the young cat to grow out its formative time entirely within this container. The kitten essentially grows into the shape of the vessel! Once the cat is fully developed, it is removed (or the vessel broken to remove it!), producing the lovable, furry pet you've always wanted, but it remains in the shape you've always dreamed of! There is virtually no limit to the eventual shape of your pet."

Ever wanted a square shaped kitten? Of course you have.

[Orgazmo]

The Face Transformer

This thing kicks ass. Upload a pic that has your face in it (preferably as a subject), show this thing where your main features are, and let it transform you into other ethnicities and even artistic styles.

Me as an old man



Me as a terrorist



[ January 24, 2005, 04:27 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]

[Ugly Bastard]

Me as an Asian



Me as an Old Man



Me as an Ape (Nigger)



-Ugly Bastard

[ninjaface]

Old Me


East Asian Me


Carpet Munching Dike Punching Me

[ January 24, 2005, 07:36 PM: Message edited by: DJ FC ]

[Dirty Harry]

How Stuff Works This is a very useful website. If you ever want to know how anything works, go here.

[StabMaster Arson]

Misfats

what the misfits would be if they were fat and sang about food.

[Ugly Bastard]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/ndsound.php

-Ugly Bastard

[Mr. Blonde]

Ha...nice find Ugly.

Mamut!

[ January 27, 2005, 10:42 AM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

Originally posted by Mr. Blonde:
Ha...nice find Ugly.

Mamut!

I dont understand a word of Spanish, and that was still one of the funniest things i've ever seen!

[Mr. Blonde]

Mierda = crap
Sida = AIDS
Sobredosis = overdose

Well I understood SIDA, and personally it's hilarious because it's the same letters, but it's spanish... and I don't know why but 'SIDA' made me laugh.

[Niger Angelus]

If you are wondering where I got the 'Kick-Ass Video of the Day', www.phun.org