Web Site of the Day

[Mr. Blonde]

This is amazing.

Didn't want it to get lost.

Originally Posted by DJ FC

Holy mother of God this is kick ass especially if you have free text messages.


http://www.google.com/sms/

[Mr. Blonde]

I'm going to bump this motherfucker until more people check it out. This is ridiculous. I kept asking people for their home phone numbers at work tonight and giving them back their parents' names and addresses...Lord knows what it could do when I actually use it practically.

[theMerciless1]

kinda scary almost

[Mr. Blonde]

Originally Posted by theMerciless1

kinda scary almost

yeah, that's what everyone kept telling me.

It's even semi-good at answering pretty rare shit. The other day I asked it what CAPM was (a financial theory that nobody would know about) and it replied perfectly.

On the way to the bars last night, we had a dispute over the gravity of the moon, and well Google replied like a champ:

Moon Gravity: 0.166 Earth Standard

What a kickass tool this is.

This keeps getting better and better.

2 weeks ago, on the way to ATL, a bunch of us wanted to stop in Chattanooga to catch the IU game (big ten tournament). The only way this was possible was for one kid to hook his laptop up to his cellphone, connect to a BW3s website and find a place for us to watch the game. Had I known about google SMS, it would have been 10X easier.

TXT: Buffalo Wild Wings Chattanooga

Google replies with 2 locations. This is a God send.

[Ugly Bastard]

So all you have to do is TXT any question you have to GOOGL and it will send you an answer? That's amazing.

[Orgazmo]

Asking it where Tim Duncan was from didn't work. I didn't expect it to, but still...I was hoping. Nevertheless, doing a quick google search with this tool (just put a "G" before the key terms) gave me the answer pretty quickly (St Croix, Virgin Islands...UB was right).

This is the ultimate debate ender...and I love it. Great find.

[Orgazmo]

When you mix foreigners, an online translator, and a huge archive of porn links...you get this...a large sampling of hilarious translations.

Porny, of course.

Examples:
Asian girl gets cummed by 15 hard dicks
Nasty orgy at dissolute party get horny in the horn hole
Brazillian babe with a perfect tanned ass gets crushed poolside
Attractive young girl jizzing down a fat meat in her own way
Short haired hottie weeping while gettin her asshole ripped here

[ninjaface]

A website, with strip poker that actually gives you poker advice after the game.

Also, some dude put graffiti on air force one. The video is on his website.

EDIT:

Also, some dude put graffiti on air force one. The video is on his website.

Air Force One Subject of Internet Hoax

Guess it was fake. They rented a 747 and painted it to look like Air Force One.

[ninjaface]

Inmate Letters

I think Nubblies should choose and collectively write a letter to one of these inmates.

[Orgazmo]

Originally Posted by ninjaface

Inmate Letters

I think Nubblies should choose and collectively write a letter to one of these inmates.

That was a great website. I'm just not sure who the letters should go to, though.

In other news, read about other people's problems (probably mostly fake...but still hilarious) at teenhealthfx.com.

A few gems I've run into thus far:

Dear TeenHealthFX,

I am 14 years old and I am a male. I have a problem - I think I have a penis but I have boobs. I don't know what I am. Do I need help? My Dad says I am a guy but my Mom says I am a female. What one am I?!

Signed: Confused Gender



Dear Confused Gender,

TeenHealthFX agrees that this is a confusing situation.

Dear TeenHealthFX,

I'm a fifteen-year-old male and I was wondering if it was okay to have sex with my brother, who's half my age. I heard somewhere that was called incest, but he's just so adorable, I can't resist. Please help!

Signed: Sex With Brother

Dear Sex With Brother,

It is absolutely not okay to engage in sexual acts with your younger brother.

Dear TeenHealthFX,

I wanted to know what it was called if you tried to have sex with a tree?

Signed: Sex With A Tree


Dear Sex With A Tree,

Sexual pleasures and gratification derived from unusual sources are commonly referred to as Philias. Sexual pleasure from a tree is sometimes called arborphilia.

TeenHealthFX would like to?????...never mind.

Signed: TeenHealthFX

Dear TeenHealthFX,
My boyfriend told me about a study that women who ingest semen have a lower risk of breast cancer. I have never heard this. Has there ever been that type of study done?
Signed: "Semen Prevents Breast Cancer" - No Way!

[ninjaface]

We could set up a nice poll, showing pictures and descriptions of the inmates. Then we could collectively write a letter. Or.. maybe as some sort of contest, we could set up a poll for the best/funniest letter.

[Schroeder]

http://www.checkoutmybreasts.com/

thank you collegehumor

[Orgazmo]

The greatest passenger car that will ever be made? Perhaps.

http://auto.howstuffworks.com/bugatti.htm

Very sweet ride.

Edit: I heard somewhere that it produces enough downforce that it could theoretically drive upside down in a tunnel... is this true?

[Beebs]

Quite a few cars can do that

[ninjaface]

Fun game.

[Mr. Mistoffelees]

you fucking asshole, i was just about to post that.

It'll make you tear your ball hair off.

So nothing happens when you beat it? No 2nd level?

[ninjaface]

Pretty much. You spend lots of time beating what you think is only the first of many levels only to find out that was the entire game. It really leaves you feeling empty inside. Like there is nothing left in your soul.

[Orgazmo]

Blingo

It's a search engine that uses google...but has its own skin. Why use it? They give out prizes for random search keywords. In other words, it's google + the chance to win shit...especially if you use google a lot.

[Orgazmo]

http://www.walkenclips.com/

[Mr. Blonde]

http://www.purevolume.com/playradioplay

This kid is 16, and i'm only listening to his first song right now, but it's pretty damn good for him being as young as he is. Might want to give some of his stuff a listen.