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03-09-2010, 03:34 AM
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 Code Organ "Codemonkeys who love what they do may tell you that there's a certain eloquence to good code that non web designers just can't understand. Code Organ attempts to explains this concept through music. Analyzing the body of any web page through a complex algorithm, it creates a drum beat, synth style and musical notes." |
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." |vonnegut
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03-10-2010, 02:59 PM
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 The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them. |
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03-22-2010, 08:39 PM
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My old skydiving instructor Ward, who also transformed me from a pathetic virgin to a guy that actually knows how to get some from time to time, started a rant blog. There's some decently funny stuff to be found: My Musings | The Wardinator
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03-26-2010, 04:50 AM
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The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them. |
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04-06-2010, 08:31 AM
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Combine this site with Amazon prime and get amazing results. I'm going to buy a small item every single day for as long as they let me. I just ordered this and am having it shipped next day for free: Crayola Coloured Crayons ( 8 Pack ): Amazon.co.uk: Toys & Games |
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The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them. |
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04-06-2010, 08:38 PM
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04-07-2010, 01:18 AM
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The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them. |
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04-07-2010, 01:35 PM
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I AM GOING TO HARM YOU TODAY
Funny blog. The title pretty much explains what each entry is about. I like it, you might too. |
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." |vonnegut
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04-08-2010, 12:57 AM
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Today I bought this:
Topps Match Attax Football 09/10 Season Booster Pack: Amazon.co.uk: Toys & Games |
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The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them. |
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04-08-2010, 08:15 AM
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Ahoy Fuckbag
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I like where this is going DJFC
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04-12-2010, 12:02 AM
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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04-13-2010, 08:04 PM
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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04-19-2010, 01:40 PM
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04-19-2010, 05:27 PM
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----------- Not quite sure that this fits here or that it's even real (I really don't care about it's authenticity), but I can't think of another place for it and the awesomeness contained within. Edit: After looking into it, this is actually quite old, and has probably already been posted before. But I still like it. Hugh Gallagher's NYU entrance essay "I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a travelling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prize winning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis. But I have not yet gone to college." | |
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." |vonnegut
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04-29-2010, 10:36 AM
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Geocities-izer makes most pages look like a thirteen year old's Geocities page, circa 1996.
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04-30-2010, 02:44 AM
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The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them. |
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05-07-2010, 11:48 PM
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http://www.fuckthiswebsite.com/
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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05-09-2010, 01:33 AM
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I make bad decisions.
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Pocketful of Dough - Tips on Tipping: 2000s Archive : gourmet.com
In regards to greasing palms in order to bypass wait and get into "exclusive" restaurants. Pretty much works in any other aspect of lines/events in which there are waits or hard to get into areas. My buddy Hector and I have done this for many events/concerts/dinners especially when we have a group and we have our mind set on going somewhere. |
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05-09-2010, 01:44 AM
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When I worked in nightlife I did this shit every once in a while, but i've never been that good at it. Some of the guys who worked the better spots (VIP areas, by the DJ booth) would walk out with a few hundred every night.
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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05-09-2010, 10:46 PM
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I make bad decisions.
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Exactly, your location/position is entirely dependent on if you're getting tipped. If you're not the guy with the list/at the rope/etc, chances are, I'm not asking you to get me in. It does happen from time to time, where it becomes multi-level to get exactly what you want.
An event we went to in El Paso, which happened to be sold out, we had to pay the guy at the line in order to get us to the general manager, but it was able to be done with some negotiating. |
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05-12-2010, 10:41 AM
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This will only hurt a sec
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This site is pretty funny. I'm still trying to find out if its for real.
How To Spot A Masturbator | ChristWire This young man is putting his future at risk by devoting more time to masturbation than to looking for employment, socializing within his community and preparing himself for marriage. If pushed, he will lie, cheat and steal to support his habit. Many college students fall victim to this lifestyle. |
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