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Orgazmo · 09-09-2004, 11:35 PM

It's just a website...but it's so incredible, I'm making an entirely new thread instead of simply tacking it onto the wsotd thread.

Today, dicking around on the internet, I stumbled upon the single funniest website that I've ever read. Ever? Well...maybe not...but it's chalked full of absolutely hilarious stories that have me laughing out loud...oftentimes uncontrollably.

Visit TuckerMax. Read everything. Everything. And have fun.

Schroeder · 09-10-2004, 12:08 AM

I like the hockey story...and the sushi story...and every story. What a great site.

Orgazmo · 09-10-2004, 12:49 AM

The buttsex story is far and away the best. Hands down.

Ugly Bastard · 09-10-2004, 10:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
The buttsex story is far and away the best. Hands down.

Agreed. Which sucks for me, because the buttsex story was the second one I read. So evertyhing since then (albeit great), has been slightly downhill.

-Ugly Bastard

Mr. Blonde · 09-12-2004, 06:16 PM

the buttsex story....wow. Just...wow.

fat_retard · 09-12-2004, 09:41 PM

That site has some of the most disturbing and gross things i've ever read, its awesome.

Orgazmo · 09-14-2004, 08:15 PM

I've officially read every word of every one of his stories...and I've enjoyed every second of it.

Saint DH · 09-15-2004, 11:41 PM

Thank you Orgazmo, for introducing TuckerMax into my life.

[ September 15, 2004, 09:42 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

Mr. Blonde · 09-16-2004, 12:26 PM

TWO FUCKING VAGINAS?!?!?!

Orgazmo · 09-16-2004, 12:38 PM

Yes, Blonde. She was born with two vaginas.

If that interested you...and you're into doubting your own sexuality, read the story entitled The Most Disturbing Conversation Ever. You don't have to read the entire thing...as it's kinda slow in the beginning, just read the part that begins with

Quote:

WARNING TO ALL GUYS: You might want to stop reading here. The ensuing conversation I am about to recount prevented me from sleeping for a full two days, and has permanently and irreversibly scarred me. Save your psyche while you still can. Females have nothing to fear.

It's really something else.

Orgazmo · 09-17-2004, 03:43 PM

New story.

victim · 10-01-2004, 05:24 AM

He's going to be here at Notre Dame this weekend for the Purdue game, staying with some undergrad girls and partaking in the Kegs and Eggs tradition... and he plans to beat the shit out of the leprechaun... this could be interesting.

underwater · 10-01-2004, 12:23 PM

i wish i had a webcam so that i could take a picture of my face at the moment.

i just read the last paragraph of the jez stories.

i'm very surprised that i haven't passed out yet.

cough man · 10-06-2004, 01:35 AM

That is seriously one of the most disturbing things I have ever read. At the same time it is so incredibly hysterical, that I am actually laughing so hard I am crying.

underwater · 10-07-2004, 02:25 PM

i've decided that i enjoy this website.

it's fucking sick that i do, but sure enough, when i'm done checking nubblies and e-mail, it's tuckermax.com ..

Orgazmo · 10-07-2004, 06:02 PM

The only thing that sucks is that, if you become addicted, it only taked a day to read through everything he has to offer...leaving you with a simple 10 minute weekly read.

Saint DH · 10-07-2004, 08:56 PM

Tomorrow is the day all of us non-members have been waiting for.

Orgazmo · 10-07-2004, 10:21 PM

I'm so excited.

Orgazmo · 10-08-2004, 02:54 AM

Orgazmo · 10-16-2004, 04:41 AM

Saint DH · 10-20-2004, 07:09 PM

I'm going to be honest, I wasn't that impressed with this recent story. I sure hope this Friday's story is up to par.

Mr. Blonde · 10-20-2004, 09:18 PM

I sure hope he isnt turning into another maddox. where he posts like...once every 2 months. and it still sucks.

Orgazmo · 10-20-2004, 10:21 PM

He posts once a week...normally 3/4 weeks. And I have confidence that his stories will always have a random amount of quality. Assuming they're all real, or at least based on real things, he can't really make them better or worse than they really are. So yeah.

Mr. Blonde · 10-21-2004, 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Orgazmo:
He posts once a week...normally 3/4 weeks. And I have confidence that his stories will always have a random amount of quality. Assuming they're all real, or at least based on real things, he can't really make them better or worse than they really are. So yeah.

I havent even read the new one yet, although i'm sure i'll like it.
I know he posts often and good stories now, i'm just saying, Maddox has really been letting me down lately.
I'm sure it has to do with him being busy at his job, but I'm sure he can take an hour out of his week to write at least something.

10-21-2004, 08:09 PM

Well maddox bitches about real things instead of making up fantastical stories that college students find interesting.

09-12-2004, 06:16 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	the buttsex story....wow. Just...wow.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

09-16-2004, 12:26 PM	#9 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	TWO FUCKING VAGINAS?!?!?!
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

10-01-2004, 05:24 AM	#12 (permalink)
victim Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 985 Internets: 10	He's going to be here at Notre Dame this weekend for the Purdue game, staying with some undergrad girls and partaking in the Kegs and Eggs tradition... and he plans to beat the shit out of the leprechaun... this could be interesting.
	get off my internet!!!

10-01-2004, 12:23 PM	#13 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	i wish i had a webcam so that i could take a picture of my face at the moment. i just read the last paragraph of the jez stories. i'm very surprised that i haven't passed out yet.
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

10-06-2004, 01:35 AM	#14 (permalink)
cough man Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: A Gunslinging Generation Posts: 333 Internets: 10	That is seriously one of the most disturbing things I have ever read. At the same time it is so incredibly hysterical, that I am actually laughing so hard I am crying.
	I hope you enjoy living on top of the world, when you die knowing you lived your life on your knees.

09-09-2004, 11:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	It's just a website...but it's so incredible, I'm making an entirely new thread instead of simply tacking it onto the wsotd thread. Today, dicking around on the internet, I stumbled upon the single funniest website that I've ever read. Ever? Well...maybe not...but it's chalked full of absolutely hilarious stories that have me laughing out loud...oftentimes uncontrollably. Visit TuckerMax. Read everything. Everything. And have fun.

09-10-2004, 12:08 AM	#2 (permalink)
Schroeder Unwanted Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,543 Internets: -885	I like the hockey story...and the sushi story...and every story. What a great site.

09-10-2004, 12:49 AM	#3 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	The buttsex story is far and away the best. Hands down.

09-12-2004, 09:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
fat_retard Senior Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: a house Posts: 664 Internets: 10	That site has some of the most disturbing and gross things i've ever read, its awesome.

09-14-2004, 08:15 PM	#7 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	I've officially read every word of every one of his stories...and I've enjoyed every second of it.

09-15-2004, 11:41 PM	#8 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	Thank you Orgazmo, for introducing TuckerMax into my life. [ September 15, 2004, 09:42 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

09-17-2004, 03:43 PM	#11 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	New story.

10-07-2004, 02:25 PM	#15 (permalink)
underwater Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: indiana Posts: 1,453 Internets: 10	i've decided that i enjoy this website. it's fucking sick that i do, but sure enough, when i'm done checking nubblies and e-mail, it's tuckermax.com ..
	We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind, because your friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine.

10-07-2004, 06:02 PM	#16 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	The only thing that sucks is that, if you become addicted, it only taked a day to read through everything he has to offer...leaving you with a simple 10 minute weekly read.

10-07-2004, 08:56 PM	#17 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	Tomorrow is the day all of us non-members have been waiting for.

10-07-2004, 10:21 PM	#18 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	I'm so excited.

10-08-2004, 02:54 AM	#19 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	!

10-16-2004, 04:41 AM	#20 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	!

10-20-2004, 07:09 PM	#21 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	I'm going to be honest, I wasn't that impressed with this recent story. I sure hope this Friday's story is up to par.

10-20-2004, 09:18 PM	#22 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I sure hope he isnt turning into another maddox. where he posts like...once every 2 months. and it still sucks.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

10-20-2004, 10:21 PM	#23 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	He posts once a week...normally 3/4 weeks. And I have confidence that his stories will always have a random amount of quality. Assuming they're all real, or at least based on real things, he can't really make them better or worse than they really are. So yeah.

10-21-2004, 08:09 PM	#25 (permalink)
DJ FC Guest Posts: n/a	Well maddox bitches about real things instead of making up fantastical stories that college students find interesting.
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