09-09-2004, 11:35 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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It's just a website...but it's so incredible, I'm making an entirely new thread instead of simply tacking it onto the wsotd thread.
Today, dicking around on the internet, I stumbled upon the single funniest website that I've ever read. Ever? Well...maybe not...but it's chalked full of absolutely hilarious stories that have me laughing out loud...oftentimes uncontrollably. Visit TuckerMax. Read everything. Everything. And have fun. |
09-10-2004, 10:30 AM | #4 (permalink) | |
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09-12-2004, 06:16 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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the buttsex story....wow. Just...wow.
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09-14-2004, 08:15 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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I've officially read every word of every one of his stories...and I've enjoyed every second of it.
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09-16-2004, 12:26 PM | #9 (permalink) |
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TWO FUCKING VAGINAS?!?!?!
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09-16-2004, 12:38 PM | #10 (permalink) | |
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Yes, Blonde. She was born with two vaginas.
If that interested you...and you're into doubting your own sexuality, read the story entitled The Most Disturbing Conversation Ever. You don't have to read the entire thing...as it's kinda slow in the beginning, just read the part that begins with Quote:
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10-01-2004, 05:24 AM | #12 (permalink) |
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He's going to be here at Notre Dame this weekend for the Purdue game, staying with some undergrad girls and partaking in the Kegs and Eggs tradition... and he plans to beat the shit out of the leprechaun... this could be interesting.
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get off my internet!!!
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10-01-2004, 12:23 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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i wish i had a webcam so that i could take a picture of my face at the moment.
i just read the last paragraph of the jez stories. i'm very surprised that i haven't passed out yet. |
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10-06-2004, 01:35 AM | #14 (permalink) |
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That is seriously one of the most disturbing things I have ever read. At the same time it is so incredibly hysterical, that I am actually laughing so hard I am crying.
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I hope you enjoy living on top of the world, when you die knowing you lived your life on your knees.
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10-07-2004, 02:25 PM | #15 (permalink) |
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i've decided that i enjoy this website.
it's fucking sick that i do, but sure enough, when i'm done checking nubblies and e-mail, it's tuckermax.com .. |
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10-20-2004, 09:18 PM | #22 (permalink) |
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I sure hope he isnt turning into another maddox. where he posts like...once every 2 months. and it still sucks.
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10-20-2004, 10:21 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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He posts once a week...normally 3/4 weeks. And I have confidence that his stories will always have a random amount of quality. Assuming they're all real, or at least based on real things, he can't really make them better or worse than they really are. So yeah.
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10-21-2004, 12:26 PM | #24 (permalink) | |
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I know he posts often and good stories now, i'm just saying, Maddox has really been letting me down lately. I'm sure it has to do with him being busy at his job, but I'm sure he can take an hour out of his week to write at least something. | |
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