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ProfessorNumber 11-14-2003 01:04 AM

I know there is a "website of the day" thread, but I'm pretty sure this forum could use a "Kick-ass Video of the day" thread, as well.

SO!

I'll Kick things off.
Sand Animation

Pliedes 11-14-2003 01:09 AM

Didn't Schroeder already post that in Prison?

ProfessorNumber 11-14-2003 01:20 AM

No, you fucking idiot.

He posted this: Coeapira

Pliedes 11-14-2003 01:32 AM

I don't recall having sex with a person of a mental age of three or under.

But I do remember this.

[ November 13, 2003, 10:32 PM: Message edited by: Pliedes ]

ProfessorNumber 11-14-2003 01:34 AM

I am a fucking idiot; all apologies, Pliedes.

regardless, I still think this is a good thread with plenty of potential.

Pliedes 11-14-2003 01:36 AM

Thanks. And I agree.

ProfessorNumber 11-14-2003 08:56 PM

Today's contribution is especially hilarious if you derive pleasure from other's pain.

Dance! Bitch.

ProfessorNumber 11-15-2003 07:46 PM

Ever wondered what Jesus Chrystler does in his spare time? I found a video of Chrystler

[ November 15, 2003, 04:46 PM: Message edited by: ProfessorNumber ]

BigDongedHoe 11-15-2003 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ProfessorNumber:
Ever wondered what Jesus Chrystler does in his spare time? I found a video of Chrystler
Wow I have to say this is pretty damn hilarious, some of the rhymes in there are beyond comprehension with how fucking funny they really are. I encourage everyone to watch this.

Niger Angelus 11-15-2003 08:31 PM

BDH, what if I can drudge up the good ole Jackass video BK and others made last year. We can all see 'Kessler Himself'.

ProfessorNumber 11-16-2003 10:30 PM

Today's video would have been hilarious, but I can't upload anything for some reason (damn you nubblies), SO! instead, here is what happens when you equip a scooter with NOS.

Scooter vs. WS6 (Trans Am)

BigDongedHoe 11-16-2003 11:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Niger Angelus:
BDH, what if I can drudge up the good ole Jackass video BK and others made last year. We can all see 'Kessler Himself'.
Post that shit dude I'd be happy to see it...I'm not so happy I contributed eating flour and throwing up blue shit to it however Balestri ran in front of the camera laughing while I was puking so we weren't able to see it.

Titan 11-16-2003 11:36 PM

I really enjoyed the fatass kid rhyming.
It knocked me on my ass.
(And asked to come in, I said no, I said ho, you are a bag and you never had such a gem in your hand in your land cuz your name is stan the man i'm a fan of the cubs and love not necessarily in that order i'm a soldierilovetokillpeopleandmakeupwordslikebleeple. ..)

Sorry.

BigDongedHoe 11-16-2003 11:51 PM

Meat me at the waffle house
I'm a mouse!
From Ecuador
Your a duck
and your a ducky whore
You like to suck duck dick all day
I like to suck mouse dick all day too!
That don't mean I'm a jew
I'm a rat bastaaaardddd
and I'm a rappperrrr
that's a crapperrr

Suck my dick all in this gloray
It's only 3 inches but that's okay
You can put it in your throat piece
and you don't have worry about anything
it's a nice little tiny package
and you know what?
It's all yours for the small price of $29.99

Obviously looking at these two excerpts from the video it's obvious this kid's rhymes are sick. Holy shit I'm dying of laughter watching it again.

Pliedes 11-17-2003 12:07 AM

I'm trying to find a way to make it just a mp3 file so I can burn it and rap along in the car.

"Daddy, I want the golden goose.
Daddy, I want a golden moose.
Daddy, fuck me in the caboose."

ProfessorNumber 11-17-2003 01:55 AM

Pliedes, I have/know where to find the mp3 version of that song.

Titan 11-17-2003 02:39 PM

Upload it to Nubblies good sir, if you would be so kind.

Orgazmo 11-17-2003 04:04 PM

It just doesn't get old. I've highlited the best part in bold.

<font size="6">CRISPY FREESTYLE</font>

Meet me, meet me, meet me, meet me,
Meet me, don't beat me.
Just meet me at the waffle house--I'm a mouse, from Ecuador,
You're a duck and you're a ducky whore.
You like to suck duck dick all day,
I like to suck mouse dick all day too,
but that don't mean I am a Jew.
I am a rat bastard, and I'm a rapper
that's a crapper,
I don't like to rap too much because I know I can't do it,
but you know what? My rhymes are fluid, so I don't wanna not,

I just wanna give you a pizza pie and say "That's Amore",
that's a whore-ay, suck my dick all in its glor-ay,
it's only three inches but that's ok,
you can fit it in your throat piece,
and you don't have to worry about anything,
it's a nice little tiny package, and you know what?
It's all yours--for the small price of twenty-nine, ninety-nine,
So let's go do some lines or we can not do drugs,
and we can just chill out with my thugs
from Westchester the best-chester.
We got all the honkies in the world,
we like to take little girls
on the Zone Coaster
and then put 'em in the toaster,
until they're nice and brown.
Until they hear the nice sound
of me rhymin', on-timin',
I say I want the diamonds,
I want the ducats, I want the buckets,

I wanna just say "Fuck it,
Mom! I don't wanna go to bed,
let me stay up another hour,
I'll take a shower in the morning before I go to school.
Momma why you such a fool. Why you gotta play me?"
I ain't gay, g. But my dad is,
that's why he likes to fuck with other men,
that's why looks like a little hen,
that's why he likes to fuck and say he knows about yen,
but he's never been to Japan,
so take a frying pan and slap me with it.
Man, that's what you wanna do, I know it,
I learned it from you, Dad. I learned it from you.
That's why I do this. That's why I drink Kris,
that's why I drink piss from old businessmen,
when they piss in my mouth, and they treat me like you,
Dad. Like you, you, you.
I wanna be a Jew, like Sammy Davis Jr.
Oh my God, I'm like Junior Mints.

Let's talk about that for a second.
Vote for our fuckin' record
I wanna eat butter pecans and
I wanna change my name to Sam the Man,
and I want a golden ham for my birthday.
Daddy I want the golden goose,
Daddy I want a golden moose,
Daddy I want you to nail me in the caboose
with your fuckin' cock so,

I wanna ronso Oh ronso, I hate you ronso,
I hate when I make up new words,
but I don't hate when I make up new birds.
That's a flying pickle-nu-nu-nu-nu,
that's a flying pluka-laka-laka,
oh new birds I love thee,
Oh I love money, and I love Sunny D,
fuck the grape stuff or the purple stuff or the nurple stuff.
I just want the orange stuff,
I want the white stuff in my hair,
I don't use nair on my back,
but I'm a monkey and I get funky.
And I'm a junky but that's soooo... gravy.
Money train I get insane
muthafucka from New York come with it,
while I spin it, while I get with,
I'll fuck it up, fuck it up, fuck it up, for you,
for you and your crew, and I'll just say it's so greasy, easy.
I like peasy, it's a funny word.
I like funny words. I like funny words.
Amen.

StDx 11-17-2003 04:44 PM

I'll give a shiny nickle to whoever can track down this little fucker.

Orgazmo 11-17-2003 04:49 PM

How about Star Wars Kid? He's a classic.

EliArden12 11-17-2003 05:29 PM

man I was waiting to see that kick wack himself in the nuts

[ November 17, 2003, 02:30 PM: Message edited by: EliArden12 ]

Titan 11-17-2003 05:47 PM

My personal favourite part was:
I wanna ronso Oh ronso, I hate you ronso,
I hate when I make up new words,
but I don't hate when I make up new birds.
That's a flying pickle-nu-nu-nu-nu,
that's a flying pluka-laka-laka

Hey Orgazmo, how did you obtain a copy of Combat Chuck practicing his Sweet Charity dance routine?

ProfessorNumber 11-17-2003 08:19 PM

Quote:

Upload it to Nubblies good sir, if you would be so kind.
I would certainly love to, but I can not upload anything to Nubblies, since whenever I push the "upload" button, it simply closes the entire browser. Roar!

But here's the link to download it! Right Click & Save Target As

And! For your viewing pleasure, The Lemon Rap! (By everyone's favorite rapper.)

Freestyle Part II

Greek Whinin' 6 Drunken Freestyle

One Can Of Corn Song

Best Friends Sometimes Fuck Part 2

[ November 17, 2003, 06:38 PM: Message edited by: ProfessorNumber ]

Titan 11-17-2003 09:08 PM

Right, thanks for the link then.

"The Lemon Rap!" and "Freestyle Part II" both yield the same thing... is that supposed to be so?

Wow... so according to "Greek Whinin' 6 Drunken Freestyle", he has a vagina.

After watching "One Can of Corn" it is quite apparent that this kid has a serious attention deficit disorder.

Wow...

ProfessorNumber 11-18-2003 12:58 AM

Alright, Since those rap videos are getting a little old, here is something I'd like to dedicate to the Butcher, since he does love Black People

*Alright, for some reason, streaming isn't working. Right click and push "Save Target As". This is worth downloading.

[ November 17, 2003, 10:00 PM: Message edited by: ProfessorNumber ]


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