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COME ON YOU YANKS
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In a world full of Twilight fag vampires, there existed a time when I would have said the same thing of True Blood sympathizers. That was before I watched the show, though. Now that I'm a watcher, I see the world through the eyes of faith. Faith in the fact that not all vampires are faggots.
Considering the fact that you're just looking at the world through normal eyes, I'm not terribly surprised that you would think we seem like homos. |
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I'm guessing UB didn't watch that .gif that vaga posted of Bill turning a girls neck 180 degrees and fucking her silly, so maybe this will help:
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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You wouldn't last a minute in Bon Temps.
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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Vampires are fucking awesome. True Blood is a good show. Its not a comedy. Its a campy soap opera. Its excellent.
I highly recommend the following vampire movies in no particular order:
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#YOLO
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Speaking of Nosferatu, Shadow of the Vampire is pretty sweet as well.
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"Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand." |vonnegut
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I just watched the first two episodes of True Blood and all I have to say is... wow!
Now you guys seem like even bigger faggots to me. This show almost couldn't have been any more disappointing. Granted, my expectations were really high, but the first two episodes didn't even come close. Sookie is mopey and uninteresting, they did next to nothing to piqué my curiosity in the vampire, and the setting, my god the setting, sleepy, rural Louisiana at night. The only thing this show has going for it is that hot waitress. Maybe I'm just spoiled by the absolute masterpieces that are The Wire, Mad Men, and to a bit of a lesser extent, Entourage. I watched an episode of Sex in the City with my girlfriend the other night for the first time. I certainly didn't expect to like it, but I did think that I'd at least get why women like it. It was horrible!! I have no clue why even women like that show. The plot is mind-numbing and Sarah Jessica Parker is a jaw-droppingly bad actress. I was honestly shocked. I kept thinking, "this is Sex in the City?!" It was hard for me to see how even the most shi-shi-poo-poo of women could find it appealing, and in the same way, I have no idea what you homos see in True Blood. I'll give it 2-4 more episodes to change my mind, but my hopes are not high with what the first two hours brought. |
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Like a true gentlemen, at least you're giving it a good go.
This last episode of the 3rd season was good. I like seeing Eric making his moves against the King of Missisipi. |
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^ Just finished that episode and officially completed my journey to be caught up. Fucking loved Eric staking Talbot (had to look up his name). Shit is shaping up to be badass.
Season 3 blew complete ass for the first 3 or 4 episodes, but it's really coming back now. In other news, I wish to fuck they wouldn't have killed Godric way back when. I loved that motherfucker. Absolutely loved him. |
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Godric was badass, but kind of a pussy as far as vampires go. We get enough of that with Bill. What i REALLY would have liked to have seen, would be Tara actually getting turned, and after that become a vampire hater/killer because of what they did to her, a-la- female Blade, but...that probably won't happen. I hate her character so much.
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You guys are such fags. I watched the whole god damn first season. I understand how it sucks you in. You want to know what's going to happen next. The storyline is somewhat compelling, but if you take a step back and look at the show as a whole, you will see that you are, indeed, fags. I don't want to get into anymore detail, because you are all in fag denial, and you can't argue with a fag in denial.
On a brighter note, the second season of Eastbound and Down is set to air on September 26th. Finally a good show on HBO again. I'm sure all you fags have jumped on the Kenny fuckin Powers bandwagon at this point. "Undaunted, I knew the game was mine to win. Just like in life, all of my successes depend on me. I'm the man who has the ball, I'm the man who can throw it faster than fuck. So that is why I am better than everyone in the world. Kiss my ass and suck my dick. Everyone." |
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That's cool. I should have known the nubblites were on top of this shit. Good to know.
Moving on to other quality TV Shows, has anyone watched the Canadian show, Trailer Park Boys? I think there's about 7 seasons out right now and two movies. The newest movies can be found in the new release section of most video stores. Personally, I liked the first movie better, so start with that one if you've never seen the show. |
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Watched next two of True Blood. Thoughts:
Episode 3: You know who I feel like would like this show... Repug.* Sookie sucks. She overdoes the southern accent and seems retarded.* The vampires are getting awesome.* Scene with black waitress and drunk mama was awesome.* Sookie and her Grandma are just insuffrablre. Episode 4: Anna Pacquin has a giant head. The vampire is a terrible actor.* This show sucks. But I can't get enough.* I keep expecting the vampire to pull off a wig and say, "see, I'm Paul Rudd!" And I'd be like "oh thatttts what sucks about this show!" "Don't say uh-oh, vampires are not supposed to say uh-oh." lol |
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Stick with it, UB. Stick with it. The ending of this weeks episode was fucking amazing. Spoilers, of course, but it's almost worth it.
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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I'm seven episodes in. The last few have been way more intruiging than the first few. I still don't think it's a great show, but I'm glad I stuck with it. Also, I think Bill killed Grandma. I don't see how he could have been in the house if she hadn't invited him in.
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UB, I just thought of this this morning; The only reason I got into True Blood in the first place was because I was hooking up with a chick who liked it/we always watched it together at the time. Then after we stopped hanging out I was already hooked. I kinda forgot about this part. So props on taking our word on it.
In other news, I just started the second season of Battlestar Galactica. I like it. |
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