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Orgazmo · 04-20-2011, 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

Where the fuck were you 24 hours ago?

Not like it would have mattered. I was here, screaming at you to get Mortal Kombat like a competent human.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-20-2011, 08:35 PM

the original was great. it was so different than anything before it. I bought #2 for PC on the release date but haven't played it yet.

This MK game intrigues me. Has anyone bought it yet? If I buy it is there a possibility I can woop someone's ass on this forum online? I'm assuming you all own PS3's?

Saint DH · 04-20-2011, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Mistoffelees

the original was great. it was so different than anything before it. I bought #2 for PC on the release date but haven't played it yet.

You should have bought the ps3 version. It comes bundled with the PC version.

It's growing on me. It kind of reminds me of a theme park ride at Universal Studios.

Ugly Bastard · 04-20-2011, 09:53 PM

What happened to the guy who was returning it today?!

Ironic Mustache · 04-20-2011, 10:03 PM

^^

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

The return failed. Apparently it's a federal copyright law, not just a Walmart return policy. Started playing the game a bit more today. It's ok...I guess now it doesn't feel like I flushed $60 down the toilet.

I've found that the puzzles are all extremely simple to solve or extremely difficult. I'm on level 20 or so.

Ugly Bastard · 04-20-2011, 10:07 PM

LOL man that's great. Tried to take it back, was denied, and now is having great time playing it.

Saint DH · 04-20-2011, 10:17 PM

Sometimes I try to psychologically justify my purchasing of shitty things by tricking myself into believing it's good.

Mr. Blonde · 04-20-2011, 10:36 PM

I'm leaning more towards you not understanding how great of a game it actually is (based on the first one anyways, I haven't played the new one yet) and now that you're stuck with it you actually are giving it a chance.

Portal 1 Reception

Aggregate scores

GameRankings 89.15%
Metacritic 90/100

Review scores

1UP.com A
Eurogamer 9/10
GameSpot 9.0/10
GameSpy 4.5/5.0
IGN 8.2/10

Saint DH · 04-20-2011, 11:14 PM

I give it a 6.9. Because while it's nice to have my dick and balls licked, there's also an asshole right above my nose.

Mr. Blonde · 04-20-2011, 11:21 PM

I like that.

Also I found this.

Let me Google that for you...

Edit: I wonder how much Google bought Let Me Google That For You for.

Mr. Blonde · 04-21-2011, 08:03 AM

Mother fucker. I finally got it installed on my computer before I forgot that I just have a barebone system at home; all the good shit is on my laptop. I tried playing on lowest resolution to no avail. God dammit, i'll have to wait till the weekend to play now (laptop is at work)

Mr. Blonde · 04-22-2011, 02:09 AM

Big fan of the humor in this game. In case anyone was wondering, the voice for the british blue machine is Stephen Merchant --- he's done other stuff but I know him best as Ricky Gervais's manager in Extras.

Saint DH · 04-22-2011, 02:25 AM

You're obviously not a big fan of humor, then.

Mr. Blonde · 04-22-2011, 02:45 AM

You didn't play the first game, I don't expect you to understand such high-brow stuff.

Saint DH · 04-22-2011, 10:21 PM

I'm probably a better puzzle solver than you are. Honestly, either I'm a puzzle solving fucking genius or the puzzles really aren't that challenging.

Mr. Blonde · 04-23-2011, 02:31 AM

I fail to understand what any of that has to do with your dreadful sense of humor.

DDTempest · 04-24-2011, 08:38 AM

So can we get back on track and talk more about Mortal Kombat? I was thinking about getting it for the PS3. ID, what is your PS3 name? I didn't read it in the other thread.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 04-24-2011, 11:06 AM

I have to look it up, I think my name was inaccurate by several characters in the other thread.

Saint DH · 04-24-2011, 04:25 PM

I beat the game. Pretty fucking lame.

Also lame, the PSN has been down for nearly a week straight.

Orgazmo · 04-24-2011, 04:30 PM

LOL @ "I hate this fucking game" to "I beat it" in a few days.

Saint DH · 04-24-2011, 04:44 PM

It was a really easy game to beat. Super, super short. Maybe 10 hrs tops.

And I still fucking hate the game. $65 for 10 hrs of gameplay? Fuck that shit.

Mr. Blonde · 04-24-2011, 07:50 PM

I'm close, I would have finished it earlier but...long story short, girls are jealous bitches.

Saint DH · 04-24-2011, 08:25 PM

What you're saying is that you're a pussy-whipped bitch who can only play video games when your girlfriend lets you.

Mr. Blonde · 04-24-2011, 08:35 PM

Sort of. She was over all weekend and wanted to play a bunch too.

Saint DH · 04-24-2011, 09:09 PM

Oh, well that's much cooler. She sounds like a keeper.

Is the co-op mode pretty cool? I tried playing today but with the PSN still down, I was unable to.

04-20-2011, 08:35 PM	#52 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	the original was great. it was so different than anything before it. I bought #2 for PC on the release date but haven't played it yet. This MK game intrigues me. Has anyone bought it yet? If I buy it is there a possibility I can woop someone's ass on this forum online? I'm assuming you all own PS3's?
	#YOLO

04-20-2011, 11:21 PM	#60 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I like that. Also I found this. "Because while it's nice to have my dick and balls licked, there's also an asshole right above my nose" Let me Google that for you... Edit: I wonder how much Google bought Let Me Google That For You for.

04-24-2011, 11:06 AM	#68 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I have to look it up, I think my name was inaccurate by several characters in the other thread.
	#YOLO

04-20-2011, 09:53 PM	#54 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	What happened to the guy who was returning it today?!

04-20-2011, 10:07 PM	#56 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	LOL man that's great. Tried to take it back, was denied, and now is having great time playing it.

04-20-2011, 10:17 PM	#57 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	Sometimes I try to psychologically justify my purchasing of shitty things by tricking myself into believing it's good.

04-20-2011, 10:36 PM	#58 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I'm leaning more towards you not understanding how great of a game it actually is (based on the first one anyways, I haven't played the new one yet) and now that you're stuck with it you actually are giving it a chance. Portal 1 Reception Aggregate scores GameRankings 89.15% Metacritic 90/100 Review scores 1UP.com A Eurogamer 9/10 GameSpot 9.0/10 GameSpy 4.5/5.0 IGN 8.2/10

04-20-2011, 11:14 PM	#59 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	I give it a 6.9. Because while it's nice to have my dick and balls licked, there's also an asshole right above my nose.

04-21-2011, 08:03 AM	#61 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Mother fucker. I finally got it installed on my computer before I forgot that I just have a barebone system at home; all the good shit is on my laptop. I tried playing on lowest resolution to no avail. God dammit, i'll have to wait till the weekend to play now (laptop is at work)

04-22-2011, 02:09 AM	#62 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Big fan of the humor in this game. In case anyone was wondering, the voice for the british blue machine is Stephen Merchant --- he's done other stuff but I know him best as Ricky Gervais's manager in Extras.

04-22-2011, 02:25 AM	#63 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	You're obviously not a big fan of humor, then.

04-22-2011, 02:45 AM	#64 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	You didn't play the first game, I don't expect you to understand such high-brow stuff.

04-22-2011, 10:21 PM	#65 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	I'm probably a better puzzle solver than you are. Honestly, either I'm a puzzle solving fucking genius or the puzzles really aren't that challenging.

04-23-2011, 02:31 AM	#66 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I fail to understand what any of that has to do with your dreadful sense of humor.

04-24-2011, 04:25 PM	#69 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	I beat the game. Pretty fucking lame. Also lame, the PSN has been down for nearly a week straight.

04-24-2011, 04:30 PM	#70 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	LOL @ "I hate this fucking game" to "I beat it" in a few days.

04-24-2011, 04:44 PM	#71 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	It was a really easy game to beat. Super, super short. Maybe 10 hrs tops. And I still fucking hate the game. $65 for 10 hrs of gameplay? Fuck that shit.

04-24-2011, 07:50 PM	#72 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I'm close, I would have finished it earlier but...long story short, girls are jealous bitches.

04-24-2011, 08:25 PM	#73 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	What you're saying is that you're a pussy-whipped bitch who can only play video games when your girlfriend lets you.

04-24-2011, 08:35 PM	#74 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Sort of. She was over all weekend and wanted to play a bunch too.

04-24-2011, 09:09 PM	#75 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	Oh, well that's much cooler. She sounds like a keeper. Is the co-op mode pretty cool? I tried playing today but with the PSN still down, I was unable to.