10-03-2005, 11:09 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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Another strike of the Meat convo girl.
BJS4120: SAM THERE IS A BUG IN MY BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!! BSUprotege: OMG WTF! BJS4120: what do i do what do i do what do i do!!!!!! BJS4120: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwh BSUprotege: lol BJS4120: oh my gosh what do i DO! BSUprotege: get some tp or a kleenex BJS4120: he has a bunch of little legs and he's on his back stuck but i don't want to walk past him! BSUprotege: as much as it takes not to feel it BJS4120: EWH he's alive though i don't want to feel him BJS4120: can i smash himw ith a shoe???? BSUprotege: yeah but then what are you going to do with it BJS4120: SCREAM MORE BJS4120: i'm going to burn him with the lighter BJS4120: and spray bleach on him BJS4120: STUPID BUG BJS4120: SICK BSUprotege: lol BSUprotege: he's just a bug BJS4120: kate said he's a ROLY POLY BJS4120: WTF IS THAT! BSUprotege: lol BJS4120: it has 15 legs i counted BSUprotege: is that all it is? it's just a pillbug BJS4120: and i blew on him and he wiggled and rolled up BJS4120: GROSS BJS4120: oh my gosh SICK BJS4120: i am NEVER sleeping in here AGAIN BSUprotege: lol BSUprotege: iu thought it was your bathroom BJS4120: it is BJS4120: we each have our own bathrooms in our bedrooms BJS4120: EWWWWWWWH BJS4120: crap laguna is starting BSUprotege: oh chill out. did you kill him yet BJS4120: i'm locking my bathroom and using kate's til an exterminator comes! BSUprotege: you're being ridiculous! BJS4120: okay i got him! i sprayed bleach at him and he wriggled for awhile but i think he's dying so i got the broom and dustpan and captured him! BJS4120: oh shoot laguna is starting BJS4120: i'll be back [ October 03, 2005, 10:14 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ] |
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10-04-2005, 12:11 AM | #2 (permalink) |
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Is this the hot retard from the meat convo? If so, you better be getting some if you've got to put up with that shit. In fact, I better be getting some for having to read that shit.
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10-04-2005, 12:14 AM | #3 (permalink) |
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Haha yes, unfortunately it is. I did see her on campus today and had to compliment her though, cause I hadn't seen her since spring and she stood out of the crowd like whoa.
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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10-04-2005, 01:28 AM | #4 (permalink) |
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I've decided that this girl kicks ass! She's so fucking stupid that you can't help but like her. And by like her I mean want to hate fuck her and bust in her eye. Keep 'em coming!
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10-04-2005, 01:28 PM | #5 (permalink) |
G'd up from the feet up.
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I'm starting to become a fan as well. She was going to lock a pill bug in the bathroom until she could call the exterminator. Are you fucking kidding? Can you imagine being the exterminator that showed up to that call? A hot chick calls for ONE pill bug??????? How is that not the start of a porno????
I would have came in and twirled by spray gun a few times, dropped my pants, raised one eyebrow and said, "Did someone call for an exterminator?" And then fucked the bajeezus out of her. |
Creeping around as I please nonchalantly like any other Supreme Emperor might.
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10-04-2005, 02:52 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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I'm going to be honest, i've never hate fucked somebody before.
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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10-09-2005, 08:35 PM | #11 (permalink) |
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The Hate Fuck accompanied with The Licquor Dick equals one sore pussy in the morning.
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i'm the sinful stench that wafts through nostrils of the righteous....
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10-11-2005, 01:49 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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can she sing?
if so, watch out jessica simpson |
the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman
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