02-03-2004, 05:53 PM | #2 (permalink) |
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I have a hard time telling Mayer and Dave Matthews apart, I'd love to punch either/both of them, but I'd really like to know exactly who I was punching. So, my answer is...
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02-03-2004, 06:22 PM | #3 (permalink) |
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well i dont have a problem with them. Truthfully i duont know why you made this fuckin post, go post about your slut mothers or somthin. Mabey a good idea. But i guess we all have are differences, and i have mine. And i think you are a dick sucker!!
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02-03-2004, 06:44 PM | #4 (permalink) |
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Shut up bitch, no one likes you, and I can guess almost everyone one this site, thinks you are the dicksucker. So shut up and die, you sweaty ball licking little bastard! Love Always, silver and cold (damn cockmonkey!i hate typos!!) [ February 03, 2004, 03:45 PM: Message edited by: silver and cold ] |
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02-03-2004, 06:49 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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I like John Mayer. Why would you hold such anger against him Pliedes. Is it because all the women want him and pay no attention to anyone but him, or he sings raspy, or all his songs usually talk about lost love......... you know what just go with your feelings Pliedes.
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02-03-2004, 07:22 PM | #6 (permalink) | |
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I really like Dave's music for the record and I don't mind John Mayer. I see no problem with either of them but at times there songs can be repetitive. [ February 03, 2004, 11:41 PM: Message edited by: BigDongedHoe ] | |
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John Mayer is a no-talent ass-clown who's only goal in making music is to impress all the hot chicks that went to Berkley that are too busy giving themselves orgasms while watching a guy who somehow simultaneously looks like he's 12 and 45, play the guitar and sing some of the most disgustingly mediocre music possible, to realize how much he sucks. For this alone I would mutilate his face at first glance, but it doesn’t stop there.
You wanna talk about bland music? John Mayer ranks at the top of the list. The only one who beats him out is Howie Day, who somehow is even more of a pussy than John Mayer. That may partially be due to the fact that he looks like a fucking girl. Anyway, your body is a wonderland? What kind of lame-ass stab at being sexual is that? Oh, that's right, I forgot he originally wrote that, like many of his songs, for a Disney Soundtrack. Let's compare that line to something a little less planted in pop, Robert Plant that is, Squeeze me baby, 'til the juice runs down my leg. The way you squeeze my lemon, I'm gonna fall right out of bed. I'm gonna leave my children down on this killing floor. Guess who looks like a dickless cock-touching hopeless pussy-repelling fag-promoter now? I'll give you a hint, it's not Robert Plant. I wanna scream at the top of my lungs, he says as he “belts” out in falsetto. Way to capture the mood of that line and not succumb to trite poppy melodies, you rock! Fucksake, you don’t even have to stray very far to get some good tips John. Try listening to David Gray, who actually employs this thing in his song-writing called... fuck... fuck... what is that called? Oh, right, emotion. Hey look at me! I'm a marketing genius! I'm going to call my next album Heavier Things! It's a double meaning, get it!? That's so fucking cool! Not only that, but for the cover it's just going to be me, and and ELECTRIC guitar! A mother-fucking ELECTRIC guitar!! I am SUCH a fucking badass! This album is going to be so much tougher than my last album. Better yet, I'll make the songs suck even more! I'll throw in as much boring falsetto as possible to show how much talent I don’t have! I rule so much it almost makes up for the fact that I have no penis! YAY! |
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02-03-2004, 09:31 PM | #8 (permalink) |
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Your point is Titan, and yes silver and cold sorry for thoses typos.
i know how to spell DICK SUCKER though, and thats you. And i think im more wanted than your fuckin ass. Sooooo on that note, go fuck your popa in the ass. Vol has a point, all the girls like him, are you guys gay or somthin. I mean i like it becasue the girls do but there is more than just the girls! I'ts just music, better than icp, witch may i add that ever guy that fights, for someone saying icp sucks......is fuckin gay! i know one thing tho im ganna go listin to The Calling, becasue you know thats the best band ever!! |
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and what is this i see? a typo. don't walk the walk if you can't talk the talk. and don't use my letter form to be a sarcastic bitch....that's my job. love, fancy. if i did see john mayer on the street, i'd let him walk by...but warn him of the beatdown he is about to receive...then stick around to see a few of you knock the shit out of him...while ice cube is giving him a blow job. ...the end. [ February 03, 2004, 07:19 PM: Message edited by: fancymeghan ] | |
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Fancy, it's not your form! Lots of people right letters, and I sure as hell was not doing it to be like you!
And I KNOW I make typos,but no one is perfect, and I'm a bad typer, yeah, I'll admit it...So back the fuck off. |
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02-04-2004, 12:19 AM | #14 (permalink) |
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Some of his music isn't too horrible, but the majority of it is over produced, though I have heard that he has some good chops when it comes to shredding on guitar.
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Okay we all know you want to punch him. And we respect that. But wouldn't it be better to punch someone like Missy Elliot? Her music is 100 times worse. John's isn't even bad music.
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02-04-2004, 01:09 AM | #16 (permalink) |
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just warning you that you can't say shit when you can't even back it up. i'm just trying to teach you a lesson. its alright....you're just in high school. nah, but really, i don't give a fuck about anything really, it's just funny to see people get pissed when they read something about themselves that they don't want to read. cold, i really could give a shit less about your bad typing abilities...i care more about getting a kick out of you freaking out like a 16 year. .....the end. love, fancy. ps--we could be friends....but here's a warning, i'll make fun of you....it's just something i do. [ February 03, 2004, 10:11 PM: Message edited by: fancymeghan ] |
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I think it's funny. when someone makes fun of a song writer, and THEY cant even do that shit. You try and sing in frount of billions of people, yeah we would be the one laughing thin.
You talk shit about a singer, back it up and you sing a song!! thats all i got to say |
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second off, don't talk to me...i'll rip you to shreads. and when i say shreads, i mean castration nation. | |
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and the "....HO" comment? I could have typed that kind of insult when I was in 3rd grade.... Though I probably would have spelled it wrong... (shit i make even more typos when i drink) [ February 03, 2004, 11:34 PM: Message edited by: silver and cold ] | |
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