This is Thunderdome
 

Active, I am choosing you right here and now. You seem dead set on dragging observations and retorts into a full fledged duel of wits and I don't care to taint every thread I post in with your insolent drivel.

Two men enter. One man leaves. This is Thunderdome bitch, and I choose you.

you are such a fag dude. *leaves DDTempest's room with his clothes still on and asshole intact*

No you wanted to talk some shit in every thread I posted so I am giving you an open platform. I expect your degenerate ass to come up with something better than "you are a fag."

So get out that Thesaurus, call up your best shit-talking stoner friends, and come up with something better than fag. Either bring at least a forth grade reading level to this, OR shut the fuck up.

I hope FOURTH graders can write at a FOURTH grade level!

Fuck, spell check fail.

I would just like to let you know, that me correcting you on a spelling error is a first for me. I'm still 2,315 in the hole with spelling problems. I thank you for letting me boost my spelling confidence.

FYI, I won both my 5th and 6th grade spelling bee's at my Elementary school.

Well technically it was spelled right, so it was actually a grammatical error. So I guess what I am trying to say, is don't get too confident in your spelling yet!

Active come fourth and show us your best shit talking!

Please tell me how you have a shit talking "contest". To be honest, sounds really stupid...and I've always thought "OSTs" are retarded.

I mean honestly...what?.. I'm not surprised you've asked though.

Go ahead and explain to me how you go about having a shit talking contest, then I'll let you know whether or not I'd be willing to participate.

Especially since we don't know each other...at all...I mean..I can basically call you a fag and a douche, dick head, ass wipe, cunt burglar, brown nosed ass ninja...

But what is the point? Who has the dirtiest mind?