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Mr. Blonde · 02-10-2010, 12:25 AM

Fruitacious B · 02-10-2010, 02:21 PM

thumbs up

Mr. Blonde · 02-13-2010, 02:50 AM

This bitch is going to run for president, or vice president again. hands down, there is no other reason why she's getting so involved with the faux-teabaggers and local town halls when she isn't even officially a politician right now.

Beebs · 02-15-2010, 08:04 PM

She is rather stupid; god I hope she turns into the Howard Dean of the next election, a huge favorite in the beginning only to fade away. I really don't want to vote for her, but I will not vote for Obama. A stupid person with smart people telling them what to do is far better than a relatively intelligent person who is just flat out wrong.

Mr. Blonde · 02-15-2010, 09:02 PM

If the presidential race turns out to be Obama vs. Palin:

Blonde: Obama
Beebs: Palin

DDTempest · 02-15-2010, 09:04 PM

I would vote for government issued buttsex daily over Sarah Palin.

Thankfully I still have the option of just not voting.

Beebs · 02-15-2010, 09:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

If the presidential race turns out to be Obama vs. Palin:

Blonde: Obama
Beebs: Palin

Options of last resort are not usually very appealing.

DJ FC · 02-16-2010, 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde

If the presidential race turns out to be Obama vs. Palin:

Blonde: Obama
Beebs: Palin

Obama:
Blonde

Palin:
Beebs
DJ FC

Edit: Fuck it I'm making a thread.

BigDongedHoe · 02-16-2010, 05:32 PM

I'd vote for an amputated penis to sit in the oval office daily and not make any decisions at all then have Obama be President again.

Soooo

Obama:
Blonde

Palin:
Beebs
DJ FC
BDH

Mr. Blonde · 03-08-2010, 01:35 PM

Palin On Her Palm Notes: God Did It Too (VIDEO) | TPM LiveWire

When Sarah Palin wrote a few notes on her hand during her speech to a tea party convention last month, she was ridiculed by bloggers, comedians and White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs. This weekend, she defended the notes at an Ohio pro-life fund-raiser, saying she was in good company.

A fan, she said, had sent her a biblical passage. Isaiah 49:16 reads: "See, I have engraved you on the palms of my hands; your walls are ever before me."

"Hey, if it was good enough for God, scribbling on the palm of his hand, it's good enough for me, for us. He says, in that passage he says, I wrote your name on the palm of my hand to remember you. And I'm like OK, I'm in good company," Palin said to laughter.

During her tea party convention speech, Palin had dismissed President Obama as a "charismatic guy with a teleprompter."

Un-fucking believable.

Der Fuhrer · 03-08-2010, 02:19 PM

Fruitacious B · 03-08-2010, 02:44 PM

Obama:
Blonde
Fruitacious

Palin:
Beebs
DJ FC
BDH
Der Fuhrer

Mr. Blonde · 03-08-2010, 11:15 PM

Der, it's really hard for me to take a post like that seriously when you include things like:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Der Fuhrer

3. He's half-black
4. His family is black
5. He is a socialist

DDTempest · 03-09-2010, 02:35 AM

Quote:

Obama:
Blonde
Fruitacious
DDTempest

Palin:
Beebs
DJ FC
BDH
Der Fuhrer

Pretty sure Obama could accidentally carpet bomb the United States with our own nukes and piss on the lap of the Lincoln memorial while sucking off the devil himself and be a better president than Sarah Palin.

Having said that, regardless of his ideas, policies, agenda, etc his presidency was effectively over the second Ted Kennedy died because the Republican party is absolutely dedicated to making themselves look good by making him look bad, and it's working quite marvelously.

Washington has become such an incredibly complicated machine with so many moving parts that it only takes a couple fuckasses loosening a couple bolts here or snipping a couple wires there to grind the whole thing to a fucking halt.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 03-09-2010, 07:34 AM

I haven't been watching the news lately, but is Palin seriously a potential presidential candidate?

Mr. Blonde · 03-09-2010, 07:45 AM

From overseas it certainly seems like the GOP is grooming the fuck out of her.

f3lix · 03-09-2010, 01:16 PM

The CPAC straw poll (which the GOP has used for decades to determine who realistically will represent them for the next Presidential bid) had the following results. 11 candidates plus other and none of the above as options.

31% Ron Paul
22% Mitt Romney
7% Sarah Palin

That's your top 3. Doesn't look good for Palin.

Mr. Blonde · 03-09-2010, 01:17 PM

I would have very little problem voting for Ron Paul.

Ugly Bastard · 03-09-2010, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mistoffelees

I haven't been watching the news lately, but is Palin seriously a potential presidential candidate?

No. Sarah Palin is a huge bubble right now. She has no chance of even winning the nomination. In a few years people will look back on Sarah Palin and say "lol oh yea... I remember her!"

Der Fuhrer · 03-09-2010, 05:50 PM

Fruitacious B · 03-09-2010, 05:56 PM

I blame Bush.

Mr. Blonde · 03-09-2010, 08:12 PM

That was a seriously awesome post. I must say, i'm very impressed, as a relatively new member (registered in 2007 you are actually likely a previous member who had this as a novelty account, but whatever) you put a lot of effort into that post and are clearly well educated on the subject.

I read the entire thing, yes. Understood all of it, no, but will probably continue to reference it in my relatively infantile stage of economic understanding...there are quite a few equations to take in at once. That was pretty boring, though. Also I was never in a frat. Why does everyone think I was in a frat?

I can see what you're saying, and while I did vote for Obama I am becoming more open to the Republican side of the spectrum, at least financially (minus our ridiculous military budget, which no sane person can agree with imo).

As you and I both know, Obama walked into the White house with a bad deficit already, and in your long Post, you only gave him two options of salvation, neither of which had positive results.

, he certainly made it worse, but is it really constructive or fair to call Obama the devil, a socialist, and the harbinger of economic doom to America? (not that you did, but that seems to be the general consensus of the board). Wouldn't a Republican candidate have to deal with these issues as well?

Der Fuhrer · 03-09-2010, 11:07 PM

Mr. Blonde · 03-09-2010, 11:14 PM

I'm not arguing that Obama is the best president ever, nor that he is doing a fantastic job. I do think he's trying hard despite all the socialist bashing from the far right, but perhaps that's just naive hope gleaming through. There is no way to say how it would have been with McCain as president, although I don't think it would have been quite as bad, it doesn't seem like the situation would be much better.

I think a lot of the members on this board are just voting for Palin in our little fake vote because she's Republican and they don't seriously consider her as a candidate. I'm saying, that if I HAVE to vote at the next election, if you have a gun to your head and the only two options are Obama or Palin, there is no way in hell I would vote for Palin. For anything, except maybe President of a daycare.

I think most people in on the board want less government, so it should be interesting to see how that plays out in the next election.

Fruitacious B · 03-09-2010, 11:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Der Fuhrer

I want someone reminiscient of Ronald Regan.

He raised taxes.

02-10-2010, 12:25 AM	#1 (permalink)
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02-10-2010, 02:21 PM	#2 (permalink)
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02-13-2010, 02:50 AM	#3 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	This bitch is going to run for president, or vice president again. hands down, there is no other reason why she's getting so involved with the faux-teabaggers and local town halls when she isn't even officially a politician right now.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

02-15-2010, 09:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	If the presidential race turns out to be Obama vs. Palin: Blonde: Obama Beebs: Palin
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

02-16-2010, 05:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	I'd vote for an amputated penis to sit in the oval office daily and not make any decisions at all then have Obama be President again. Soooo Obama: Blonde Palin: Beebs DJ FC BDH
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02-15-2010, 08:04 PM	#4 (permalink)
Beebs Poor Sport Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Indianapolis / Middlebury / Long Lake Posts: 5,306 Internets: 127341	She is rather stupid; god I hope she turns into the Howard Dean of the next election, a huge favorite in the beginning only to fade away. I really don't want to vote for her, but I will not vote for Obama. A stupid person with smart people telling them what to do is far better than a relatively intelligent person who is just flat out wrong.

03-08-2010, 01:35 PM	#10 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	Palin On Her Palm Notes: God Did It Too (VIDEO) \| TPM LiveWire When Sarah Palin wrote a few notes on her hand during her speech to a tea party convention last month, she was ridiculed by bloggers, comedians and White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs. This weekend, she defended the notes at an Ohio pro-life fund-raiser, saying she was in good company. A fan, she said, had sent her a biblical passage. Isaiah 49:16 reads: "See, I have engraved you on the palms of my hands; your walls are ever before me." "Hey, if it was good enough for God, scribbling on the palm of his hand, it's good enough for me, for us. He says, in that passage he says, I wrote your name on the palm of my hand to remember you. And I'm like OK, I'm in good company," Palin said to laughter. During her tea party convention speech, Palin had dismissed President Obama as a "charismatic guy with a teleprompter." Un-fucking believable.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-08-2010, 02:19 PM	#11 (permalink)
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03-08-2010, 02:44 PM	#12 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	Obama: Blonde Fruitacious Palin: Beebs DJ FC BDH Der Fuhrer
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03-09-2010, 07:34 AM	#15 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I haven't been watching the news lately, but is Palin seriously a potential presidential candidate?
	#YOLO

03-09-2010, 07:45 AM	#16 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	From overseas it certainly seems like the GOP is grooming the fuck out of her.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

03-09-2010, 01:16 PM	#17 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	The CPAC straw poll (which the GOP has used for decades to determine who realistically will represent them for the next Presidential bid) had the following results. 11 candidates plus other and none of the above as options. 31% Ron Paul 22% Mitt Romney 7% Sarah Palin That's your top 3. Doesn't look good for Palin.

03-09-2010, 01:17 PM	#18 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I would have very little problem voting for Ron Paul.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

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03-09-2010, 05:56 PM	#21 (permalink)
Fruitacious B Bokononist Join Date: May 2003 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,595 Internets: 11801	I blame Bush.
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03-09-2010, 08:12 PM	#22 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	That was a seriously awesome post. I must say, i'm very impressed, as a relatively new member (registered in 2007 you are actually likely a previous member who had this as a novelty account, but whatever) you put a lot of effort into that post and are clearly well educated on the subject. I read the entire thing, yes. Understood all of it, no, but will probably continue to reference it in my relatively infantile stage of economic understanding...there are quite a few equations to take in at once. That was pretty boring, though. Also I was never in a frat. Why does everyone think I was in a frat? I can see what you're saying, and while I did vote for Obama I am becoming more open to the Republican side of the spectrum, at least financially (minus our ridiculous military budget, which no sane person can agree with imo). As you and I both know, Obama walked into the White house with a bad deficit already, and in your long Post, you only gave him two options of salvation, neither of which had positive results. , he certainly made it worse, but is it really constructive or fair to call Obama the devil, a socialist, and the harbinger of economic doom to America? (not that you did, but that seems to be the general consensus of the board). Wouldn't a Republican candidate have to deal with these issues as well?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

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03-09-2010, 11:14 PM	#24 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 278288	I'm not arguing that Obama is the best president ever, nor that he is doing a fantastic job. I do think he's trying hard despite all the socialist bashing from the far right, but perhaps that's just naive hope gleaming through. There is no way to say how it would have been with McCain as president, although I don't think it would have been quite as bad, it doesn't seem like the situation would be much better. I think a lot of the members on this board are just voting for Palin in our little fake vote because she's Republican and they don't seriously consider her as a candidate. I'm saying, that if I HAVE to vote at the next election, if you have a gun to your head and the only two options are Obama or Palin, there is no way in hell I would vote for Palin. For anything, except maybe President of a daycare. I think most people in on the board want less government, so it should be interesting to see how that plays out in the next election.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

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