03-22-2010, 07:24 PM | #1 (permalink) |
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You Bastards
You dirty sons of bitches. I was finger banging Nubblies before you even sniffed it's panties. Save a collection of say, three of you, I'm the only one whose mother fucking join date says Feb. 2002. Does your join date say Feb 2002? No, I didn't think it did. You small dicked cock choking whores of men. My Nubblies penis is at least 3 inches bigger than yours in both length and girth.
Were you here when BDH made his infamous "Hottest Girls at WCHS" thread? I was. Were you there when Gaz made the beautiful "Honey Cunt" thread? I was. Were you there for the amazing sex fun of Acrosexgasm? I was. Did you play on TWO fucking Nubblites basketball teams? I did. Do you have a sexbear T-shirt? I do. Did you participate in the first Nubblies contest? I didn't either, but motherfucker I was here when it happened. I witnessed the artistic creation of UB pissing on a piece of Roadkill, and then the alternate version of him pissing in a cup held by himself. I ejaculate yellow and black! |
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03-23-2010, 03:31 AM | #7 (permalink) | |
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The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them. |
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03-23-2010, 08:55 AM | #8 (permalink) |
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Well, if we're splitting hairs, you did abandon your former username completely, disappear for a while, start posting slowly under your novelty account George W. Bush only to ask for your old username back. I don't know if that really counts as consecutive.
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Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing.
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03-23-2010, 09:36 AM | #9 (permalink) |
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I don't think I've ever been away longer than a week.
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The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them. |
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03-23-2010, 03:14 PM | #10 (permalink) |
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I have nothing that I need to prove to you because I have 2,300+ posts, I have been here from 2002-2008, and now I'm back in 2010. I took a break for a few years to dedicate more time to my studies. I made my bones back when you were looking at kiddie porn on your daddy's computer.
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03-23-2010, 05:21 PM | #13 (permalink) |
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I would sooner vote in Der Furher than you*, DH. No offense, but this site maintains a pretty strict "what have you done for me lately?" policy.
Welcome back though. *If I were able to vote, which I may or may not be, and if Der Furher isn't already in the Elite, which he may or may not be. |
03-23-2010, 05:26 PM | #14 (permalink) |
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Der Fuhrer is a nobody I don't even know who the fuck he is and who really gives a shit. No offense UB but you can go take a bottle of chapstick and shove it up your ass you dirty cocksucker.
What have I done for Nubblies lately? How about come back and grace you all with my fucking presence? Fuck you Ugly Bastard. |
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03-23-2010, 05:39 PM | #15 (permalink) |
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You've already forgotten the first rule of fight club.
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03-23-2010, 06:47 PM | #18 (permalink) |
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To this day, I'm very appreciative of you voting for me, however I must say not reading your post for the time you left us, have left a hole in my heart. A hole that must be filled by more recent posts, and comments degrading F3lix.
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Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.
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03-23-2010, 07:59 PM | #20 (permalink) | |
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03-23-2010, 08:18 PM | #23 (permalink) |
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Why don't you go blow some more guys and practice blowing your tuba. You're such a faggot. Getting "swiped" at on Nubblies as just another poster is a completely different thing than getting insulted as a person each and every day. I love how you think you can come up to me and talk to me about Nubblies. I was fucking on here talking shit with and to people before you even knew what the fuck Nubblies was. I know where the line is and that line was crossed. You can go fuck yourself in your fat ass you stupid queer if you think otherwise.
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03-23-2010, 08:28 PM | #24 (permalink) |
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I sure hope the Dirty Harry of the past was better than the current one. The current one has a limited vocabulary and inability to insult with variety. Just like most "cool" kids in high school. You never grow up or get any smarter. Then, when the world gets flipped on you, you don't know what to do and you quit. Then you come back begging for acceptance, while everybody else moved on without you. You, Dirty Harry, are THAT kid.
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