Declaring War on Cocktooth - Nubblies.net Forums

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-07-2011, 06:15 PM

I'm sure many of you like Cocktooth. Most of you probably like him better than me, probably a lot better. He is a very endearing person with a big heart and a small brain, and he's gosh darn proud of it.

However, too bad. I'm afraid I'm Declaring War on him with the goal of making him quit nubblies.

Topics will include (but not limited to):

Getting fired from being a basketball coach
Jumping on any potential career failures or missteps
How Felix is superior than him in every way
illegitimate bastard children
spelling
grammar
being a loser
fantasy football performance

Shaw is a very sensitive person. He will try to hide this fact at all costs until he breaks down (See 6969 thread). He may leave right away or at least his activity will decrease.

He is also a pushover, this very fact may make him stick around. He will declare he will leave but he won't (See 6969 thread).

So I just want to apologize ahead of time for whatever happens.

Thanks for listening.

Saint DH · 10-07-2011, 06:42 PM

This is kind of pathetic.

Ugly Bastard · 10-08-2011, 01:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dirty Harry

This is kind of pathetic.

Yup. Neg-repped.

f3lix · 10-08-2011, 08:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ugly Bastard

Yup. Neg-repped.

Yet you +rep him?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-08-2011, 09:24 AM

Is shit talking now frowned upon on Nubblies? Or do you feel the need to jump in and coddle cocktooth right away because he's so sensitive, that a little thread like this will make himself shit his pants?

This is the shit talking central forum. I'm immune to being criticized for shit talking in a shit talking central forum. Fuck you.

Ugly Bastard · 10-08-2011, 10:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by f3lix

Yet you +rep him?

Adminz, I have blundered. A little help, please?

Orgazmo · 10-08-2011, 10:19 AM

I don't want to help with rep blunders. The reason is that everyone blunders a shitload with that, so, if I set that precedent, you assholes will pester me until time's end to fix those mistakes. So no, I cannot help.

Ugly Bastard · 10-08-2011, 10:25 AM

God can we get this guy replaced around here?

f3lix · 10-08-2011, 10:39 AM

I'd like to keep him around. I'll take the 55/45 flip on this one.

Mr. Blonde · 10-08-2011, 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Orgazmo

I don't want to help with rep blunders. The reason is that everyone blunders a shitload with that, so, if I set that precedent, you assholes will pester me until time's end to fix those mistakes. So no, I cannot help.

You have already set the precedent of interfering for rep, actually. If you can reverse a 15,000 point discrepancy, what's reversing one accidental posrep?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-08-2011, 03:39 PM

Orgazmo, I've just realized I've been using the rep system completely wrong. Can you reverse all of the reps I've given? I thought "I approve" just meant you were verifying that you are giving negative reps.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-08-2011, 03:41 PM

I for one really like this thread, and support the war on cocktooth.

edit: goddammit, does the "anonymous" feature not work here anymore?

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-08-2011, 03:44 PM

Sexbox Wisp · 10-08-2011, 03:47 PM

best thread ever imo

Saint DH · 10-08-2011, 04:33 PM

What do you plan to do with your life now that you're free, Sexbox Wisp?

angry pancake · 10-08-2011, 04:48 PM

Maybe there should be an ask sexbox wisp anything thread?

Ugly Bastard · 10-08-2011, 08:32 PM

I will join in on your war against Cocktooth if he doesn't come into this thread and call you a homo sometime before the end of the weekend. Tick, tock, 'tooth.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-08-2011, 08:42 PM

He's not going to stick up for himself. He knows I'm a wordsmith and I'll wipe the floor with him.

in b4 "not worth my time"

DJ FC · 10-09-2011, 04:51 PM

MM:

I wouldn't say I have any specific reason to war against Cocktooth after we made our peace regarding the 6969 conflict, but I will join your cause regardless. I'm not going to commit to any timeframe, but I can confirm that as of now I am at war against Cocktooth.

DO YOU HEAR THAT COCKTOOTH? I DECLARE WAR

thekremlin · 10-09-2011, 05:15 PM

Is he MM or Misty? This is getting silly.

I'm not picking a side yet. I want to see cocktooth represent. I want to see him rally support. I think I could be convinced to join team cocktooth. It would be nice to be asked.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-09-2011, 09:31 PM

Welcome to the side for winners DJFC. We may have already won. Cocktooth has been relegated to a small subsection of the Sports forum. He may never show his face here again.

Ugly Bastard · 10-09-2011, 09:36 PM

I'm joining in on the war in just a few short hours if Cocktooth doesn't show himself... and call you a homo.

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-09-2011, 09:40 PM

Take up arms now, friend. Don't waste your time. Join the goodguys. goodguys vs. badguys.

Cocktooth · 10-10-2011, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Mistoffelees

He may leave right away or at least his activity will decrease.

Correct me if I'm wrong here, and I might be. Weren't you the one that got drunk and all full of 20 year old girl drama at the fantasy football party? Pissed in the front yard and then ran away with your cock between your legs? I don't really give a shit about what you think of me, because, your thoughts mean nothing to me. If UB made this thread, I would be sensitive about it, but since you were the creator, it's just a pretty big waste of everyones time. You are irrelevent not only in the world of nubblies, but in the world in general.

Ugly Bastard · 10-10-2011, 03:36 PM

The Tooth strikes back!

10-07-2011, 06:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Declaring War on Cocktooth I'm sure many of you like Cocktooth. Most of you probably like him better than me, probably a lot better. He is a very endearing person with a big heart and a small brain, and he's gosh darn proud of it. However, too bad. I'm afraid I'm Declaring War on him with the goal of making him quit nubblies. Topics will include (but not limited to): Getting fired from being a basketball coach Jumping on any potential career failures or missteps How Felix is superior than him in every way illegitimate bastard children spelling grammar being a loser fantasy football performance Shaw is a very sensitive person. He will try to hide this fact at all costs until he breaks down (See 6969 thread). He may leave right away or at least his activity will decrease. He is also a pushover, this very fact may make him stick around. He will declare he will leave but he won't (See 6969 thread). So I just want to apologize ahead of time for whatever happens. Thanks for listening.
	#YOLO

10-08-2011, 09:24 AM	#5 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Is shit talking now frowned upon on Nubblies? Or do you feel the need to jump in and coddle cocktooth right away because he's so sensitive, that a little thread like this will make himself shit his pants? This is the shit talking central forum. I'm immune to being criticized for shit talking in a shit talking central forum. Fuck you.
	#YOLO

10-08-2011, 03:39 PM	#11 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Orgazmo, I've just realized I've been using the rep system completely wrong. Can you reverse all of the reps I've given? I thought "I approve" just meant you were verifying that you are giving negative reps.
	#YOLO

10-08-2011, 03:44 PM	#13 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	test
	#YOLO

10-08-2011, 03:47 PM	#14 (permalink)
Sexbox Wisp Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Sexbox Posts: 1 Internets: 10	best thread ever imo
	I was magically infused within the sexbox when it was created. Unfortunately, I was stuck in a mystical catatonic state until some one typed the magic word, "gay". With 6 y's. I thought this day would never come but it is now here!

10-07-2011, 06:42 PM	#2 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	This is kind of pathetic.

10-08-2011, 10:19 AM	#7 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,668 Internets: 305662	I don't want to help with rep blunders. The reason is that everyone blunders a shitload with that, so, if I set that precedent, you assholes will pester me until time's end to fix those mistakes. So no, I cannot help.

10-08-2011, 10:25 AM	#8 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	God can we get this guy replaced around here?

10-08-2011, 10:39 AM	#9 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	I'd like to keep him around. I'll take the 55/45 flip on this one.

10-08-2011, 03:41 PM	#12 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	I for one really like this thread, and support the war on cocktooth. edit: goddammit, does the "anonymous" feature not work here anymore?

10-08-2011, 04:33 PM	#15 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,113 Internets: 284753	What do you plan to do with your life now that you're free, Sexbox Wisp?

10-08-2011, 08:32 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I will join in on your war against Cocktooth if he doesn't come into this thread and call you a homo sometime before the end of the weekend. Tick, tock, 'tooth.

10-08-2011, 08:42 PM	#18 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	He's not going to stick up for himself. He knows I'm a wordsmith and I'll wipe the floor with him. in b4 "not worth my time"
	#YOLO

10-09-2011, 04:51 PM	#19 (permalink)
DJ FC MURICAN Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Virginia Posts: 5,136 Internets: 250185	MM: I wouldn't say I have any specific reason to war against Cocktooth after we made our peace regarding the 6969 conflict, but I will join your cause regardless. I'm not going to commit to any timeframe, but I can confirm that as of now I am at war against Cocktooth. DO YOU HEAR THAT COCKTOOTH? I DECLARE WAR
	The basis of our governments being the opinion of the people, the very first object should be to keep that right; and were it left to me to decide whether we should have a government without newspapers, or newspapers without a government, I should not hesitate a moment to prefer the latter. But I should mean that every man should receive those papers and be capable of reading them.

10-09-2011, 05:15 PM	#20 (permalink)
thekremlin Don't call me Shirley Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: London Posts: 3,271 Internets: 220249	Is he MM or Misty? This is getting silly. I'm not picking a side yet. I want to see cocktooth represent. I want to see him rally support. I think I could be convinced to join team cocktooth. It would be nice to be asked.

10-09-2011, 09:31 PM	#21 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Welcome to the side for winners DJFC. We may have already won. Cocktooth has been relegated to a small subsection of the Sports forum. He may never show his face here again.
	#YOLO

10-09-2011, 09:36 PM	#22 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	I'm joining in on the war in just a few short hours if Cocktooth doesn't show himself... and call you a homo.

10-09-2011, 09:40 PM	#23 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,316 Internets: 284585	Take up arms now, friend. Don't waste your time. Join the goodguys. goodguys vs. badguys.
	#YOLO

10-10-2011, 03:36 PM	#25 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The Tooth strikes back!

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