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Saint DH · 10-14-2004, 06:19 PM

Seriously, there are three kinds of girls at Ball State.
1. Whores
2. Nasty
3. Taken

The Whores aren't much different from your average, regular day girl, except they have STDs. They may be extremely attractive, or just your average girl. These are the types of girl you have to watch out for when you're drunk, and not thinking straight. Be careful, you don't want to wake up someday with sores on your cock.

The second type of girl, "Nasty" is just that, nasty. She's fucking ugly. You wouldn't touch this bitch with a penis extension. I'd say about 80% of the female population at BSU falls into this catagory. Fat, ugly, zitty, ratty, nasty ass, trailor trash, fucking bitches.

The third type of girl I've noticed is type 3, also known as "Taken." She's a rarity at this fine institution, unfortunately, they're useless. She's actually a girl who is attractive, and who probably* doesn't have any STDs either. This the type of girl you're looking for, but you're out of luck, because she's not looking for you. What a bitch.

Anyways, it's not that I'm out looking for girls, but god damn. Ball State Bitches suck. Sometimes they suck anyone's dick, sometimes at life, sometimes their boyfriend's dick. What a bunch of losers. I feel bad for any single guy trying to find a nice, clean girl. Goodluck fellas, you're going to need it.

*Probably because you can never really be 100% certain without testing.

[ October 14, 2004, 04:37 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

Niger Angelus · 10-14-2004, 08:27 PM

I liked reading that. I laughed, I got sick, and then I cried.

tonguegina · 10-14-2004, 08:52 PM

It's the sad truth, though.

Niger Angelus · 10-14-2004, 09:02 PM

I am chatting with one that falls under the 'taken' category as we speak...or read...or...FUCK; ASS!

[ October 15, 2004, 03:38 AM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]

Mr. Blonde · 10-15-2004, 01:30 AM

Nice boondock quote Niger

Yeah.

The bitches here piss me off too, Dirty. You have to admit though...at the beginning of the school year there were hot chicks EVERYWHERE. They all go into hibernation about this time though and never come out, and if they do they don't talk to anybody. There are hot girls here...but like you said, lots and lots have bf's from either home or purdue. And lots of whores.

This year, however, I have been quite the whore myself. Not all girls from BSU, some here, some back home, some at other colleges. I, however, second Dirty's suggestion on trying to find a serious relationship here. You don't even have to spit game most of the time, its ridiculous. Its almost like i've gotten to the point where I just want it to be like high school again where you date and only kiss for awhile (on like the 3rd date) before doing anything serious. I'm getting very, very sick of whores. I don't know how they expect me to keep interest in them if they give everything up within like the first 2 weeks. Its nuts. Luckily, I have drifted out of the "hopeless romantic" stage and am currently in the "girls are worthless whores, so i'm going to treat them as such" stage. So its a lot easier for me to mess around with them one night and not give a shit, because they're all whores or going to end up that way anyways.

Just thought I'd put in my own rant.

[ October 14, 2004, 11:32 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]

BigDongedHoe · 10-15-2004, 02:13 AM

Sarah Sisson goes to Ball State.....and she is gorgeous.

Ugly Bastard · 10-15-2004, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigDongedHoe:
Sarah Sisson goes to Ball State.....and she is gorgeous.

And she's often working out when Orgazmo and I are in the gym. It's very fun for me to watch her, 'cause yes....she's smokin' hot.

Back on subject, yes, there are a lot of trashy whores that go here. Just ask tonguegina, he's got a few of them living at the end of his hall.

-Ugly Bastard

Saint DH · 10-15-2004, 03:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigDongedHoe:
Sarah Sisson goes to Ball State.....

I didn't know that, I've never seen her here before.

[ October 15, 2004, 01:22 AM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

tonguegina · 10-15-2004, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
...there are a lot of trashy whores that go here. Just ask tonguegina, he's got a few of them living at the end of his hall.

This is true. They are also on the floors above and below me. They are in all of my classes. They are in the classes next to mine and the classes before and after mine. The are at the parties I go to and the ones I won't. They are at the places I eat, and the ones I don't. They are at the games, events, and can be seen randomly on the streets and I think to myself, "My God, why?" And the question becomes, where can you go to get away from these whores, maybe meet a nice girl, a single girl, a hot but healthy girl, a girl who has fucked less than half the guys in the directory? If I ever find this mystical world, I'll let you know, but I tell you, if such a place exists in the greater Muncie area, I will tap all of its resources before spreading her legs for you. That much I would be owed, for such a wonderous place would take more work than even I could imagine. So now I leave you with nothing but a shred of hope for the future.

----------------------------
VOL Dumb-down:

BSU is full of whores. Good luck guys, I don't have it on my side.

Trout Sniffer · 10-16-2004, 09:29 PM

There are tons of whores in Muncie. There are also a fair share of good looking women. I'm not sure it's quite as bad as what Dirty makes it out to be. We have girls at our house quite often, and there are a few that are not too bad looking and aren't whores, and not taken. But for the most part, those 3 categories probably cover 85-90% of the girls at Ball State.

Oh yeah, Dirty, you need to come party at my place sometime, I'm sure it's a hell of a lot more fun than sitting at home with your dumbass roommates. Just give me a call any Thursday, Friday or Saturday and we'll probably be partying.

Mr. Blonde · 10-17-2004, 04:48 AM

Do I smell a nubblies get together party at Trout's house? I don't know, that might mean UB would have to talk to some girls...he might need the help of a certain "metrosexual wannabe abercrombie and fitch employee"

Saint DH · 10-17-2004, 03:00 PM

Nubblies get together party at Trouts house? What a great idea, count me in.

Orgazmo · 10-17-2004, 07:52 PM

How kind of Trout to offer his place up for a Nubblies schindig.

tonguegina · 10-19-2004, 01:04 AM

Great. We'll be there this Friday night around 9ish, Trout. Be ready for us.

--------------------
VOL Dumb-down:

Trout never opened his doors to us. People just invited themselves. Isn't it great, guys? Party at Trout's! Party at Trouts's!

VOL · 10-19-2004, 12:40 PM

Do you guys pursue a girl once you find out she is taken? Or do you accept that and let it be and move on? I'm curious.

tonguegina · 10-19-2004, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VOL:
Do you guys pursue a girl once you find out she is taken? Or do you accept that and let it be and move on? I'm curious.

Depends on how into the girl I am. I generally like to keep the door open. I mean, you never know. UB has a good theory on this one, but I'll let him post it.

Ugly Bastard · 10-20-2004, 08:19 PM

In the world of girls, girls are monkeys, guys are vines. Girls swing from vine to vine never letting go of one until they're sure they have another one to grab onto.

Guys on the other hand are just spiders trying to catch every possible girl they can into their web.

-Ugly Bastard

tonguegina · 10-20-2004, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
In the world of girls, girls are monkeys, guys are vines. Girls swing from vine to vine never letting go of one until they're sure they have another one to grab onto.

Guys on the other hand are just spiders trying to catch every possible girl they can into their web.

-Ugly Bastard

There it is.

Trout Sniffer · 10-25-2004, 01:54 AM

Well we definitely missed this weekend for the party at my house, but, I believe there will be a costume party at my place this Friday or Saturday. I'm not quite sure which night yet, I have to check with my other roommates since there are 4 others, but only 1 that really counts.

Anyways, I need to talk to him and find out which night is better for him, but this is an open invitation to anybody that I know. If I don't know you, then come with somebody that I do cause we don't let people in that we don't know. This keeps the party down a little and greatly reduces the chances of the cops coming. And since there will be alcohol there, cops are not welcome.

StabMaster Arson · 10-25-2004, 01:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VOL:
Do you guys pursue a girl once you find out she is taken? Or do you accept that and let it be and move on? I'm curious.

unless there's a ring on her finger or is with a friend, she's fair game.

underwater · 10-25-2004, 06:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Trout Sniffer:
Well we definitely missed this weekend for the party at my house, but, I believe there will be a costume party at my place this Friday or Saturday. I'm not quite sure which night yet, I have to check with my other roommates since there are 4 others, but only 1 that really counts.

Anyways, I need to talk to him and find out which night is better for him, but this is an open invitation to anybody that I know. If I don't know you, then come with somebody that I do cause we don't let people in that we don't know. This keeps the party down a little and greatly reduces the chances of the cops coming. And since there will be alcohol there, cops are not welcome.

do you know fruit? [img]smile.gif[/img] i might actually be getting him to come down this weekend.

Cocktooth · 02-02-2005, 02:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:

Back on subject, yes, there are a lot of trashy whores that go here. Just ask tonguegina, he's got a few of them living at the end of his hall.

-Ugly Bastard[/QB]

I Agree, just ask jerad...

Mr. Blonde · 02-02-2005, 02:27 AM

You go to BSU?

Cocktooth · 02-02-2005, 01:49 PM

nope just know one certain slut,whore,skank..however you want to look at it!!!

Mr. Blonde · 02-02-2005, 06:24 PM

one hardly justifies apprx. 9,000 girls...but it's still nice to know you agree.

10-14-2004, 08:27 PM	#2 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I liked reading that. I laughed, I got sick, and then I cried.
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-14-2004, 09:02 PM	#4 (permalink)
Niger Angelus We still believe. Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 4,697 Internets: 216	I am chatting with one that falls under the 'taken' category as we speak...or read...or...FUCK; ASS! [ October 15, 2004, 03:38 AM: Message edited by: Niger Angelus ]
	I enjoy knives and fire.

10-15-2004, 01:30 AM	#5 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Nice boondock quote Niger Yeah. The bitches here piss me off too, Dirty. You have to admit though...at the beginning of the school year there were hot chicks EVERYWHERE. They all go into hibernation about this time though and never come out, and if they do they don't talk to anybody. There are hot girls here...but like you said, lots and lots have bf's from either home or purdue. And lots of whores. This year, however, I have been quite the whore myself. Not all girls from BSU, some here, some back home, some at other colleges. I, however, second Dirty's suggestion on trying to find a serious relationship here. You don't even have to spit game most of the time, its ridiculous. Its almost like i've gotten to the point where I just want it to be like high school again where you date and only kiss for awhile (on like the 3rd date) before doing anything serious. I'm getting very, very sick of whores. I don't know how they expect me to keep interest in them if they give everything up within like the first 2 weeks. Its nuts. Luckily, I have drifted out of the "hopeless romantic" stage and am currently in the "girls are worthless whores, so i'm going to treat them as such" stage. So its a lot easier for me to mess around with them one night and not give a shit, because they're all whores or going to end up that way anyways. Just thought I'd put in my own rant. [ October 14, 2004, 11:32 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Blonde ]
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

10-15-2004, 02:13 AM	#6 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Sarah Sisson goes to Ball State.....and she is gorgeous.
	There's life and then there is Cubs baseball, it's a chore to seperate the two.

10-16-2004, 09:29 PM	#10 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	There are tons of whores in Muncie. There are also a fair share of good looking women. I'm not sure it's quite as bad as what Dirty makes it out to be. We have girls at our house quite often, and there are a few that are not too bad looking and aren't whores, and not taken. But for the most part, those 3 categories probably cover 85-90% of the girls at Ball State. Oh yeah, Dirty, you need to come party at my place sometime, I'm sure it's a hell of a lot more fun than sitting at home with your dumbass roommates. Just give me a call any Thursday, Friday or Saturday and we'll probably be partying.
	The Glyde don't sign no autographs

10-14-2004, 06:19 PM	#1 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	Seriously, there are three kinds of girls at Ball State. 1. Whores 2. Nasty 3. Taken The Whores aren't much different from your average, regular day girl, except they have STDs. They may be extremely attractive, or just your average girl. These are the types of girl you have to watch out for when you're drunk, and not thinking straight. Be careful, you don't want to wake up someday with sores on your cock. The second type of girl, "Nasty" is just that, nasty. She's fucking ugly. You wouldn't touch this bitch with a penis extension. I'd say about 80% of the female population at BSU falls into this catagory. Fat, ugly, zitty, ratty, nasty ass, trailor trash, fucking bitches. The third type of girl I've noticed is type 3, also known as "Taken." She's a rarity at this fine institution, unfortunately, they're useless. She's actually a girl who is attractive, and who probably* doesn't have any STDs either. This the type of girl you're looking for, but you're out of luck, because she's not looking for you. What a bitch. Anyways, it's not that I'm out looking for girls, but god damn. Ball State Bitches suck. Sometimes they suck anyone's dick, sometimes at life, sometimes their boyfriend's dick. What a bunch of losers. I feel bad for any single guy trying to find a nice, clean girl. Goodluck fellas, you're going to need it. *Probably because you can never really be 100% certain without testing. [ October 14, 2004, 04:37 PM: Message edited by: Dirty Harry ]

10-14-2004, 08:52 PM	#3 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	It's the sad truth, though.

10-17-2004, 04:48 AM	#11 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	Do I smell a nubblies get together party at Trout's house? I don't know, that might mean UB would have to talk to some girls...he might need the help of a certain "metrosexual wannabe abercrombie and fitch employee"
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

10-17-2004, 03:00 PM	#12 (permalink)
Saint DH Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 6,147 Internets: 284753	Nubblies get together party at Trouts house? What a great idea, count me in.

10-17-2004, 07:52 PM	#13 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,724 Internets: 311447	How kind of Trout to offer his place up for a Nubblies schindig.

10-19-2004, 01:04 AM	#14 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,861 Internets: 2790	Great. We'll be there this Friday night around 9ish, Trout. Be ready for us. -------------------- VOL Dumb-down: Trout never opened his doors to us. People just invited themselves. Isn't it great, guys? Party at Trout's! Party at Trouts's!

10-19-2004, 12:40 PM	#15 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: -205	Do you guys pursue a girl once you find out she is taken? Or do you accept that and let it be and move on? I'm curious.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

10-20-2004, 08:19 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	In the world of girls, girls are monkeys, guys are vines. Girls swing from vine to vine never letting go of one until they're sure they have another one to grab onto. Guys on the other hand are just spiders trying to catch every possible girl they can into their web. -Ugly Bastard

10-25-2004, 01:54 AM	#19 (permalink)
Trout Sniffer Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Straight Outta Compton Posts: 1,003 Internets: 123	Well we definitely missed this weekend for the party at my house, but, I believe there will be a costume party at my place this Friday or Saturday. I'm not quite sure which night yet, I have to check with my other roommates since there are 4 others, but only 1 that really counts. Anyways, I need to talk to him and find out which night is better for him, but this is an open invitation to anybody that I know. If I don't know you, then come with somebody that I do cause we don't let people in that we don't know. This keeps the party down a little and greatly reduces the chances of the cops coming. And since there will be alcohol there, cops are not welcome.
	The Glyde don't sign no autographs

02-02-2005, 02:27 AM	#23 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	You go to BSU?
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna

02-02-2005, 01:49 PM	#24 (permalink)
Cocktooth Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Warsaw Posts: 4,220 Internets: 124047	nope just know one certain slut,whore,skank..however you want to look at it!!!
	Nubblies: If we put up with Felix, we will put up with you too.

02-02-2005, 06:24 PM	#25 (permalink)
Mr. Blonde Spice Master Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 17,969 Internets: 284106	one hardly justifies apprx. 9,000 girls...but it's still nice to know you agree.
	Psychedelics are illegal not because a loving government is concerned that you may jump out of a third story window. Psychedelics are illegal because they dissolve opinion structures and culturally laid down models of behavior and information processing. ― Terence McKenna