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10-15-2002, 11:21 PM

f3lix is an 18 year old running for sheriff in Hamilton County. There is a debate between him and his opponent at 7 pm this Thursday in Noblesville. Here's directions!
http://maps.yahoo.com/py/maps.py?BFC...%A0Map=Get+Map

10-15-2002, 11:26 PM

I'm looking, but I see no shit in your comment. That leaves me to wonder why it's in the shit talking forum. Perhaps you hope to stir up some shit talking? Good luck--in stirring up shit and in your election.

BigDongedHoe · 10-15-2002, 11:31 PM

Slutbox=the next Textual

there both literally dumb as a puerto rican and that's fucking stupid

Lethal · 10-16-2002, 12:21 AM

BigDongedHoe
I just happen to have a puerto rican friend, a very good friend at that, and i am quite confident that he is much smarter than you. So what does that make you then? My friend also belongs to this wonderful site, so maybe you can both shit talk in here and we can just see who is actually dumber; the puerto rican, i think not, or the gay porn star.
I would have to agree about slutbox however.

St. Anky · 10-16-2002, 12:27 AM

You boys call this a shit talking room? Bah! So anyways, whats the big deal about an 18 year old sherrif? Would it be that much of a shocker if he were black? Or even...puerto rican? ...racist fucks...

10-16-2002, 07:41 PM

Yes, I'd have to say that this shit talking is terrible. Come the fuck on. If my cock were to fall onto the keyboard, the shit found within the random keys pressed would be much more potent than what your douchebags are throwing around.

BigDongedHoe · 10-17-2002, 12:29 AM

Would it suprise you all (well it wouldn't) to know that my best friend (yes BDH's best friend) is in fact Puerto Rican. Racist fuck?? no sir. Puerto Rican's are alright as long as there not gay ones. It's the stupid Puerto's like slutbox that I don't like.

Ugly Bastard · 10-17-2002, 12:38 AM

While I whole-heartedly disagree with the fact that f3lix for Sheriff is posted in the shit talking section. I would like to say that I will be making the forty mile pilgrimage to Hamilton County tomorrow to watch Mr. f3lix in action. More later....

10-21-2002, 09:47 PM

I hope the fucker f3lix loses the election because of this fucker that came into the shit talking forum and didn't talk shit

what a cocksucker

10-21-2002, 11:07 PM

Go ahead and let us know how that little debate went . . .

Ugly Bastard · 10-21-2002, 11:19 PM

The little debate went overly well. He stomped all over his oppontent. It was fun to watch an 18 year old make a 50 year old shit his pants.
I'm not so sure what else to say on this matter, so I'll shut up now.

10-31-2002, 01:30 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
The little debate went overly well. He stomped all over his oppontent. It was fun to watch an 18 year old make a 50 year old shit his pants.
I'm not so sure what else to say on this matter, so I'll shut up now.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

The fucker is 39, and he eats children and breaks their pelvic bones. Doug Carter is a goat fucker, too.

10-31-2002, 01:36 AM

He eats children? Did you use that as material in the debate? I certainly would.

<Opponent> Slutbox will not make a good sheriff because he's like 20 or something
<Slutbox> My opponent eats children...
<Opponent> Slutbox does not know how to operate the shit that sheriffs operate
<Slutbox> Again...he actually eats children...

I think it's pretty foolproof.

Ugly Bastard · 10-31-2002, 01:38 AM

As campaign manager, I would like to point out that Sheriff-elect f3lix is 19, not 20. Thank you. f3lix for Sheriff

-Ugly Bastard

10-31-2002, 01:42 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Orgazmo:
He eats children? Did you use that as material in the debate? I certainly would.

<Opponent> Slutbox will not make a good sheriff because he's like 20 or something
<Slutbox> My opponent eats children...
<Opponent> Slutbox does not know how to operate the shit that sheriffs operate
<Slutbox> Again...he actually eats children...

I think it's pretty foolproof.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I like that, unfortunately, you didn't add the breaking of their pelvic bone

10-31-2002, 02:08 AM

I don't think that the pelvic bone breaking is too important after you say that he eats children. That's like saying "AHH FUCK YOU, I FUCKING KILLED EVERY MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY HAHAHA!" and then saying "Yeah, also I broke your little brother's finger post-mortem...". There's really just no point to it at all.

10-31-2002, 02:13 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Orgazmo:
I don't think that the pelvic bone breaking is too important after you say that he eats children. That's like saying "AHH FUCK YOU, I FUCKING KILLED EVERY MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY HAHAHA!" and then saying "Yeah, also I broke your little brother's finger post-mortem...". There's really just no point to it at all.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

so...fucked any decapitated animals lately?

10-31-2002, 10:58 AM

Not decapitated...
You?

Ugly Bastard · 11-06-2002, 01:31 AM

For those of you who care. Here is the final result in the race

Hamilton County Indiana 2002 Sheriff Race

Douglas Carter-92%
f3lix-8%

Nice try anyways. If the members of nubblies backed you, that's all that matters.

11-06-2002, 01:41 AM

If I was a resident of Hamilton County...and I was 18...and I was registered to vote...and I found myself near a voting station...and I had a bit of extra time to spare...and I didn't personally know the other guy...and I actually didn't know anything about the other guy at all...I'd certainly vote for you, Slutbox. You had my support all along, you just didn't realize it. Start getting ready for the next election, I have a good feeling.

11-07-2002, 01:09 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
For those of you who care. Here is the final result in the race

Hamilton County Indiana 2002 Sheriff Race

Douglas Carter-92%
f3lix-8%

Nice try anyways. If the members of nubblies backed you, that's all that matters.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

My roommate is a fucking moron. I walked in my room today at noon. He comes in tonight and said I slept all day, and i said "WTF are you talking about?!??! you got up at 12" He said, "you obviosly can't read a clock, b/c it was 11" this guy needs his balls chopped off.

Other infamous quotes of his...
"Come on, hardly ANY guys have seen a girls chest before they get to college"
"My spongebob is NOT a doll, it's a 'plush figure'"
"my dad eats bananas, and then his throat closes and he can't breath"

11-07-2002, 01:16 AM

The f3lix for Sheriff campaign achieved the new record high for most votes by a third party in the history of Hamilton County. The 3,412 votes show a hopeful future for Libertarians taking on "the machine"

Ugly Bastard · 02-13-2013, 09:18 PM

Catching up with f3lix's opponent

Shilling for the private sector now after 8 years of holding the office that should have been f3lix's.

f3lix · 02-13-2013, 10:01 PM

He made $125k+/yr as sheriff...

THEINCREDIBLEdork · 02-13-2013, 11:56 PM

in muncy...

10-15-2002, 11:21 PM	#1 (permalink)
slutbox Guest Posts: n/a	f3lix for sheriff f3lix is an 18 year old running for sheriff in Hamilton County. There is a debate between him and his opponent at 7 pm this Thursday in Noblesville. Here's directions! http://maps.yahoo.com/py/maps.py?BFC...%A0Map=Get+Map
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10-15-2002, 11:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	I'm looking, but I see no shit in your comment. That leaves me to wonder why it's in the shit talking forum. Perhaps you hope to stir up some shit talking? Good luck--in stirring up shit and in your election.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

10-16-2002, 07:41 PM	#6 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Yes, I'd have to say that this shit talking is terrible. Come the fuck on. If my cock were to fall onto the keyboard, the shit found within the random keys pressed would be much more potent than what your douchebags are throwing around.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

10-21-2002, 09:47 PM	#9 (permalink)
JohnnyRichter Guest Posts: n/a	I hope the fucker f3lix loses the election because of this fucker that came into the shit talking forum and didn't talk shit what a cocksucker
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10-21-2002, 11:07 PM	#10 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Go ahead and let us know how that little debate went . . .
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10-15-2002, 11:31 PM	#3 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Slutbox=the next Textual there both literally dumb as a puerto rican and that's fucking stupid

10-16-2002, 12:21 AM	#4 (permalink)
Lethal Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Warsaw Posts: 491 Internets: 10	BigDongedHoe I just happen to have a puerto rican friend, a very good friend at that, and i am quite confident that he is much smarter than you. So what does that make you then? My friend also belongs to this wonderful site, so maybe you can both shit talk in here and we can just see who is actually dumber; the puerto rican, i think not, or the gay porn star. I would have to agree about slutbox however.

10-16-2002, 12:27 AM	#5 (permalink)
St. Anky Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,581 Internets: 6603	You boys call this a shit talking room? Bah! So anyways, whats the big deal about an 18 year old sherrif? Would it be that much of a shocker if he were black? Or even...puerto rican? ...racist fucks...

10-17-2002, 12:29 AM	#7 (permalink)
BigDongedHoe Sex Kitten Milf fuuucck Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 3,704 Internets: 55974	Would it suprise you all (well it wouldn't) to know that my best friend (yes BDH's best friend) is in fact Puerto Rican. Racist fuck?? no sir. Puerto Rican's are alright as long as there not gay ones. It's the stupid Puerto's like slutbox that I don't like.

10-17-2002, 12:38 AM	#8 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	While I whole-heartedly disagree with the fact that f3lix for Sheriff is posted in the shit talking section. I would like to say that I will be making the forty mile pilgrimage to Hamilton County tomorrow to watch Mr. f3lix in action. More later....

10-21-2002, 11:19 PM	#11 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	The little debate went overly well. He stomped all over his oppontent. It was fun to watch an 18 year old make a 50 year old shit his pants. I'm not so sure what else to say on this matter, so I'll shut up now.

10-31-2002, 01:30 AM	#12 (permalink)
slutbox Guest Posts: n/a	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ugly Bastard: The little debate went overly well. He stomped all over his oppontent. It was fun to watch an 18 year old make a 50 year old shit his pants. I'm not so sure what else to say on this matter, so I'll shut up now.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> The fucker is 39, and he eats children and breaks their pelvic bones. Doug Carter is a goat fucker, too.
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10-31-2002, 01:36 AM	#13 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	He eats children? Did you use that as material in the debate? I certainly would. <Opponent> Slutbox will not make a good sheriff because he's like 20 or something <Slutbox> My opponent eats children... <Opponent> Slutbox does not know how to operate the shit that sheriffs operate <Slutbox> Again...he actually eats children... I think it's pretty foolproof.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

10-31-2002, 01:38 AM	#14 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	As campaign manager, I would like to point out that Sheriff-elect f3lix is 19, not 20. Thank you. f3lix for Sheriff -Ugly Bastard

10-31-2002, 01:42 AM	#15 (permalink)
slutbox Guest Posts: n/a	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Orgazmo: He eats children? Did you use that as material in the debate? I certainly would. <Opponent> Slutbox will not make a good sheriff because he's like 20 or something <Slutbox> My opponent eats children... <Opponent> Slutbox does not know how to operate the shit that sheriffs operate <Slutbox> Again...he actually eats children... I think it's pretty foolproof.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I like that, unfortunately, you didn't add the breaking of their pelvic bone
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02-13-2013, 10:01 PM	#24 (permalink)
f3lix Gangnam Style Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: DH's Massage Parlor Posts: 6,383 Internets: 213510	He made $125k+/yr as sheriff...

02-13-2013, 11:56 PM	#25 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,350 Internets: 290966	in muncy...
	#YOLO

10-31-2002, 02:08 AM	#16 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	I don't think that the pelvic bone breaking is too important after you say that he eats children. That's like saying "AHH FUCK YOU, I FUCKING KILLED EVERY MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY HAHAHA!" and then saying "Yeah, also I broke your little brother's finger post-mortem...". There's really just no point to it at all.
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10-31-2002, 02:13 AM	#17 (permalink)
slutbox Guest Posts: n/a	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Orgazmo: I don't think that the pelvic bone breaking is too important after you say that he eats children. That's like saying "AHH FUCK YOU, I FUCKING KILLED EVERY MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY HAHAHA!" and then saying "Yeah, also I broke your little brother's finger post-mortem...". There's really just no point to it at all.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> so...fucked any decapitated animals lately?
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10-31-2002, 10:58 AM	#18 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	Not decapitated... You?
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11-06-2002, 01:31 AM	#19 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	For those of you who care. Here is the final result in the race Hamilton County Indiana 2002 Sheriff Race Douglas Carter-92% f3lix-8% Nice try anyways. If the members of nubblies backed you, that's all that matters.

11-06-2002, 01:41 AM	#20 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	If I was a resident of Hamilton County...and I was 18...and I was registered to vote...and I found myself near a voting station...and I had a bit of extra time to spare...and I didn't personally know the other guy...and I actually didn't know anything about the other guy at all...I'd certainly vote for you, Slutbox. You had my support all along, you just didn't realize it. Start getting ready for the next election, I have a good feeling.
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a

11-07-2002, 01:09 AM	#21 (permalink)
slutbox Guest Posts: n/a	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Ugly Bastard: For those of you who care. Here is the final result in the race Hamilton County Indiana 2002 Sheriff Race Douglas Carter-92% f3lix-8% Nice try anyways. If the members of nubblies backed you, that's all that matters.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> My roommate is a fucking moron. I walked in my room today at noon. He comes in tonight and said I slept all day, and i said "WTF are you talking about?!??! you got up at 12" He said, "you obviosly can't read a clock, b/c it was 11" this guy needs his balls chopped off. Other infamous quotes of his... "Come on, hardly ANY guys have seen a girls chest before they get to college" "My spongebob is NOT a doll, it's a 'plush figure'" "my dad eats bananas, and then his throat closes and he can't breath"
slutbox Guest Posts: n/a

11-07-2002, 01:16 AM	#22 (permalink)
slutbox Guest Posts: n/a	The f3lix for Sheriff campaign achieved the new record high for most votes by a third party in the history of Hamilton County. The 3,412 votes show a hopeful future for Libertarians taking on "the machine"
slutbox Guest Posts: n/a

02-13-2013, 09:18 PM	#23 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Catching up with f3lix's opponent Shilling for the private sector now after 8 years of holding the office that should have been f3lix's.

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