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Ugly Bastard · 02-04-2004, 02:27 AM

Friends, Nubblites Intramural Basketball is back.

This year, 8 of us have formed a powerhouse team to take on the world, right from the lovely campus of Ball State.

Let's meet our players:

Orgazmo - Stout, yet keenly insensitive to others. Look for him to be looking for someone to pass the ball to, harassing members of the other team when they miss shots, and cherry picking two minutes into the game 'cause he's too tired. Orgazmo's verbal inconsistancies as far as kindness is concerned is his best asset.

tonguegina - Skinny, and worthless too! Look for him to be shooting threes using both hands to release the ball with. We're hoping someone on the other team will set him off sometime during the year. At this point, we will see an onslaught of 3s, or a physical confrontation. Either one works for me.

Dirty Harry - Small, yet surprisingly strong. We are hoping to see Dirty be the first player ejected from a game this season after he clothslines an opponent for no apparant reason, spits on him, and calls him a "cunt". Our goal for Dirty is to see him score one basket this year, and yell "I am the God of basketball".

Ugly Bastard - Tall, yet irrestistably annoying. Look for Ugly to be sitting on the bench the first few games due to an injury. An injury that isn't even real, and is being faked to avoid embarrassment on the court. You will hear him yelling threats and taunts at the opponents throughout most of his time on the bench.

Trout Sniffer - Short, yet unbelievably dimwitted. Look for Trout to be the only person on the team who scores a basket the whole year. Also look for him to be the only person on the team to say "a foul???" to the refeeres if they ever whistle him. Also look for him in another location than the gymnasium, because his attendance to games may be impared due to an alcohol problem.

Rudy - Good, yet charmingly lazy. We hope to see Rudy trying to land a drug deal while getting ready to box out the opposition during a free throw attempt. If Rudy can successfully get the other team high, we will win, and we will have sex with their girlfriends after the game. Rudy is key.

f3lix - Gifted, yet not in any important areas. The outlook for f3lix is a season full of misplaced comments while sitting on the bench talking to Ugly Bastard nonstop. He will probably see some playing time after tonguegina injures a leg in the early stages of our first game. We hope f3lix can come in, and badger an opponent or two, before slipping up, and saying something that makes no sense.

kzx25k1 - Large, yet it's not a good thing. The goal on the year for kzx25k1 is to keep the seat on the bench warm with his robust hind, so in case he ever does get to play, tonguegina has a warm seat to sit in. kzx25k1 has no real abilities, other than stammering around for a long time after being dealt a verbal bash.

That's our line up for this year.

Our goal as a team is to piss off our opponents as much as we can, thus hopefully causing them to forfeit the game to our advantage.

Stay tuned...

-Ugly Bastard

[ February 04, 2004, 12:48 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]

Orgazmo · 02-04-2004, 02:31 AM

Dead fucking on. Great descriptions. I'm personally looking forward to receiving our own asses on a platter this thursday evening at 10:00pm. Bring it on, Stu Unit (they sound black...fuck).

Pliedes · 02-04-2004, 02:32 AM

I wish us IU nubblites would've gotten something together before the season started. Of people who used to go to warsaw, we have some really good ballers.

How big is the BSU intramural program? IU has like 500 teams, with 3 leagues and about 12 divisions, and the finals are played in Assembly Hall, so it's all pretty pimp.

sim_flex_x · 02-04-2004, 02:33 AM

Do you guys have some sort of a schedule? I'd like to see if I can make it to a game or two

tonguegina · 02-04-2004, 02:36 AM

The descriptions were phenominal. Especially Trout's...and I loved the last line of Harry's.

I think we should try to get our team disqualified somehow. Just one game. Like get it to the point during a game where kzx25k1 is the only one to not have a technical. I just want the ref to turn to us and say...alright, I've seen enough.

[ February 04, 2004, 12:38 AM: Message edited by: tonguegina ]

Orgazmo · 02-04-2004, 02:37 AM

We play on thursdays at 10:00 pm. Gonna be tough to make it

There's a tourney sometime too.

sim_flex_x · 02-04-2004, 02:39 AM

curse friday classes!

Pliedes · 02-04-2004, 02:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
Dirty Harry - "I am the God of basketball".

Get that on film.

Orgazmo · 02-04-2004, 02:49 AM

Quote:

kzx25k1 is the only one to not have a technical

If there was only one member to not get a technical, I'd have to say it would be this guy. The ref could piss on his face and he wouldn't lash out. Gotta respect his composure.

tonguegina · 02-04-2004, 02:50 AM

That was my thinking. I went down the list and pretty much he's the only one that I would be suprised to see get a T.

f3lix · 02-04-2004, 03:29 AM

f3lix has bronchitis, however, he'll be there.

StDx · 02-04-2004, 04:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Ugly Bastard:
Trout Sniffer - Short

he may be short in stature, but he's huge in heart.

VOL · 02-04-2004, 10:54 AM

I remember these Nubblites you speak of when I was a member of AAO. However, I will do my best to try to form a Nubblite intramural chapter at my University as well. Our intramural program is pretty good.

BigDongedHoe · 02-04-2004, 01:46 PM

I had my first intramural game last night for the OCA (Off Campus Association) at Grace College. We won 61-60 in an upset of the top team in all of the intramural land at Grace. We have a star though with former Tiger B-ball player Cory Kindig. The team we beat (Indy 2) was headed up by former Wawasee Grad and amazing baksetball player (he probably had 30) Nate Edgington.

I also remember the intramural league at the high school. I believe it was us Lumberjacks that fucked the whole leage (not sexually) to win the championship in convincing fashion.

Quote:

Originally posted by Pliedes:
I wish us IU nubblites would've gotten something together before the season started. Of people who used to go to warsaw, we have some really good ballers.

Toney, Smith, Lursen, and myself are going to be starting a team next year. I'll keep ya updated on it when I get down there.

Pliedes · 02-04-2004, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BigDongedHoe:
Toney, Smith, Lursen, and myself are going to be starting a team next year. I'll keep ya updated on it when I get down there.

If you want, I'm more than willing to play with ya. Also remember that Lethal and Nigga_187 are both down here.

Ugly Bastard · 02-06-2004, 01:09 AM

Wow!! We're terrible. We lost like 48 to 24 or something. It was a good time though, for those of us who made it a good time. Here are the game's stats:

Any team members like to comment on the environment on the court?

I would have to give my Player of the Game:

Rudy

Hustler of the Game:

Dirty Harry and Kzx25k1

Everyone played great, it was a helluva game.

We had one play that we drew up in the first half that called for a half court shot by Kzx25k1. Yeah, well, he missed the shot, but it still was a pretty good looking play. Trout played well. Orgazmo played well. tonguegina played well (bless his heart). f3lix played well. It was a good time, and a good game.

Next week we hope to piss off the other team a little better. I think we were just adapting to the court this week, and weren't really able to use our full asshole powers.

-Ugly Bastard

Pliedes · 02-06-2004, 01:12 AM

So no ejections? Sorry to hear. Was it a black team like you thought?

Ugly Bastard · 02-06-2004, 01:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pliedes:
So no ejections? Sorry to hear. Was it a black team like you thought?

Well, I wasn't playing, so....

Umm, there was one black kid, he was pretty decent I guess. Their team really wasn't that great, we just suck.

-Ugly Bastard

Pliedes · 02-06-2004, 01:17 AM

How does this team compare to the original Nubblite squad?

tonguegina · 02-06-2004, 01:21 AM

We can only hope I get injured earlier in the game next week. I really wasn't in the game until I got super pissed by getting injured (I went up for a rebound and some son of a bitch took my legs out from under me) and the refs not giving a shit (after I'd been laying there a few seconds one of them asked if I was ok, and had left before I even realized he asked me a question). They really pissed me off. The other team was playing pretty dirty with me: pushing me, holding me, I even got sandwiched in between two of them at one point, then hit on the back of the head when they went for the rebound...Anyway, after I got injured and pissed, I started playing as rough as a small, fragile child such as myself could (including completely pushing a guy who was driving to the basket) and still didn't get called for a single foul...I did almost go off on the refs in the closing seconds, though.

tonguegina · 02-06-2004, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pliedes:
How does this team compare to the original Nubblite squad?

You can't touch that shit. We were like the Dream Team last year. '03 Nubblites Forever.

f3lix · 02-06-2004, 01:22 AM

basketball is a damn violent game and nobody realizes it until they play it. you HAVE to fight back and early, so you gain their respect, if not they will go to town on you allll night.

Ugly Bastard · 02-06-2004, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pliedes:
How does this team compare to the original Nubblite squad?

Good question.

We clearly have the determination and roster of the original Nubblites squad. We retained our best player, Trout Sniffer, and added another good player, Rudy.

Honestly, I think this team would beat the original Nubblites team, but we still have a lot of ground to cover.

Anyone else want to field that question? I was only around to watch a couple games last year.

-Ugly Bastard

tonguegina · 02-06-2004, 01:26 AM

I honestly think the team last year was better. We had more depth and we lost a couple of good players. We were also a little bigger last year.

Ugly Bastard · 02-06-2004, 01:31 AM

Did you guys have Antram? I forgot about him.

Okay yeah, pliedes, they were better last year.

-Ugly Bastard

02-04-2004, 02:27 AM	#1 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Not on my watch Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 10,537 Internets: 6858	Friends, Nubblites Intramural Basketball is back. This year, 8 of us have formed a powerhouse team to take on the world, right from the lovely campus of Ball State. Let's meet our players: Orgazmo - Stout, yet keenly insensitive to others. Look for him to be looking for someone to pass the ball to, harassing members of the other team when they miss shots, and cherry picking two minutes into the game 'cause he's too tired. Orgazmo's verbal inconsistancies as far as kindness is concerned is his best asset. tonguegina - Skinny, and worthless too! Look for him to be shooting threes using both hands to release the ball with. We're hoping someone on the other team will set him off sometime during the year. At this point, we will see an onslaught of 3s, or a physical confrontation. Either one works for me. Dirty Harry - Small, yet surprisingly strong. We are hoping to see Dirty be the first player ejected from a game this season after he clothslines an opponent for no apparant reason, spits on him, and calls him a "cunt". Our goal for Dirty is to see him score one basket this year, and yell "I am the God of basketball". Ugly Bastard - Tall, yet irrestistably annoying. Look for Ugly to be sitting on the bench the first few games due to an injury. An injury that isn't even real, and is being faked to avoid embarrassment on the court. You will hear him yelling threats and taunts at the opponents throughout most of his time on the bench. Trout Sniffer - Short, yet unbelievably dimwitted. Look for Trout to be the only person on the team who scores a basket the whole year. Also look for him to be the only person on the team to say "a foul???" to the refeeres if they ever whistle him. Also look for him in another location than the gymnasium, because his attendance to games may be impared due to an alcohol problem. Rudy - Good, yet charmingly lazy. We hope to see Rudy trying to land a drug deal while getting ready to box out the opposition during a free throw attempt. If Rudy can successfully get the other team high, we will win, and we will have sex with their girlfriends after the game. Rudy is key. f3lix - Gifted, yet not in any important areas. The outlook for f3lix is a season full of misplaced comments while sitting on the bench talking to Ugly Bastard nonstop. He will probably see some playing time after tonguegina injures a leg in the early stages of our first game. We hope f3lix can come in, and badger an opponent or two, before slipping up, and saying something that makes no sense. kzx25k1 - Large, yet it's not a good thing. The goal on the year for kzx25k1 is to keep the seat on the bench warm with his robust hind, so in case he ever does get to play, tonguegina has a warm seat to sit in. kzx25k1 has no real abilities, other than stammering around for a long time after being dealt a verbal bash. That's our line up for this year. Our goal as a team is to piss off our opponents as much as we can, thus hopefully causing them to forfeit the game to our advantage. Stay tuned... -Ugly Bastard [ February 04, 2004, 12:48 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]
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02-04-2004, 02:36 AM	#5 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,848 Internets: 206	The descriptions were phenominal. Especially Trout's...and I loved the last line of Harry's. I think we should try to get our team disqualified somehow. Just one game. Like get it to the point during a game where kzx25k1 is the only one to not have a technical. I just want the ref to turn to us and say...alright, I've seen enough. [ February 04, 2004, 12:38 AM: Message edited by: tonguegina ]
	I like this ship...it's exciting.

02-04-2004, 02:50 AM	#10 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,848 Internets: 206	That was my thinking. I went down the list and pretty much he's the only one that I would be suprised to see get a T.
	I like this ship...it's exciting.

02-04-2004, 10:54 AM	#13 (permalink)
VOL Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: there Posts: 2,305 Internets: 8	I remember these Nubblites you speak of when I was a member of AAO. However, I will do my best to try to form a Nubblite intramural chapter at my University as well. Our intramural program is pretty good.
	~ductor ab grandis divinitus~ CDXXVII

02-06-2004, 01:09 AM	#16 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Not on my watch Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 10,537 Internets: 6858	Wow!! We're terrible. We lost like 48 to 24 or something. It was a good time though, for those of us who made it a good time. Here are the game's stats: Any team members like to comment on the environment on the court? I would have to give my Player of the Game: Rudy Hustler of the Game: Dirty Harry and Kzx25k1 Everyone played great, it was a helluva game. We had one play that we drew up in the first half that called for a half court shot by Kzx25k1. Yeah, well, he missed the shot, but it still was a pretty good looking play. Trout played well. Orgazmo played well. tonguegina played well (bless his heart). f3lix played well. It was a good time, and a good game. Next week we hope to piss off the other team a little better. I think we were just adapting to the court this week, and weren't really able to use our full asshole powers. -Ugly Bastard
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02-04-2004, 02:31 AM	#2 (permalink)
Orgazmo Thank you, Johnny. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 11,797 Internets: 9159	Dead fucking on. Great descriptions. I'm personally looking forward to receiving our own asses on a platter this thursday evening at 10:00pm. Bring it on, Stu Unit (they sound black...fuck).

02-04-2004, 02:32 AM	#3 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,554 Internets: 1029	I wish us IU nubblites would've gotten something together before the season started. Of people who used to go to warsaw, we have some really good ballers. How big is the BSU intramural program? IU has like 500 teams, with 3 leagues and about 12 divisions, and the finals are played in Assembly Hall, so it's all pretty pimp.

02-04-2004, 02:33 AM	#4 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	Do you guys have some sort of a schedule? I'd like to see if I can make it to a game or two

02-04-2004, 02:37 AM	#6 (permalink)
Orgazmo Thank you, Johnny. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 11,797 Internets: 9159	We play on thursdays at 10:00 pm. Gonna be tough to make it There's a tourney sometime too.

02-04-2004, 02:39 AM	#7 (permalink)
sim_flex_x Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: St. Pete Posts: 690 Internets: 10	curse friday classes!

02-04-2004, 03:29 AM	#11 (permalink)
f3lix Here's a fuckin how-de-do Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,336 Internets: 4635	f3lix has bronchitis, however, he'll be there.

02-06-2004, 01:12 AM	#17 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,554 Internets: 1029	So no ejections? Sorry to hear. Was it a black team like you thought?

02-06-2004, 01:17 AM	#19 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,554 Internets: 1029	How does this team compare to the original Nubblite squad?

02-06-2004, 01:21 AM	#20 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,848 Internets: 206	We can only hope I get injured earlier in the game next week. I really wasn't in the game until I got super pissed by getting injured (I went up for a rebound and some son of a bitch took my legs out from under me) and the refs not giving a shit (after I'd been laying there a few seconds one of them asked if I was ok, and had left before I even realized he asked me a question). They really pissed me off. The other team was playing pretty dirty with me: pushing me, holding me, I even got sandwiched in between two of them at one point, then hit on the back of the head when they went for the rebound...Anyway, after I got injured and pissed, I started playing as rough as a small, fragile child such as myself could (including completely pushing a guy who was driving to the basket) and still didn't get called for a single foul...I did almost go off on the refs in the closing seconds, though.
	I like this ship...it's exciting.

02-06-2004, 01:22 AM	#22 (permalink)
f3lix Here's a fuckin how-de-do Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,336 Internets: 4635	basketball is a damn violent game and nobody realizes it until they play it. you HAVE to fight back and early, so you gain their respect, if not they will go to town on you allll night.

02-06-2004, 01:26 AM	#24 (permalink)
tonguegina I like dirt. Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 2,848 Internets: 206	I honestly think the team last year was better. We had more depth and we lost a couple of good players. We were also a little bigger last year.
	I like this ship...it's exciting.

02-06-2004, 01:31 AM	#25 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Not on my watch Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Houston Posts: 10,537 Internets: 6858	Did you guys have Antram? I forgot about him. Okay yeah, pliedes, they were better last year. -Ugly Bastard
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